Do you get so into your theory you blink like a rabbit in the headlights when someone suggests you actually play your instrument?
Do you get so caught up in playing scales that you forget to do any actual pieces?
Do you obsessively look up (and note down) any bit of terminology, notation or technics that you don't recognise?
If the answer to any of the above is 'yes', then we've established a couple of very important things:
i) You're a sad git
ii) This is the club for you!
