I last saw it about 8 months ago. I am learning viola, so I don't play my flute very much anymore, but I would like to at least know its whereabouts!!!

I have searched the house to no avail. I know that it hasn't been lost outside somewhere.

Oh where, oh where, has my little flute gone,
Oh where, oh where, can it be?

Any psychics out there who can shed any light upon this situation?

It'll be in the last place you'd think to look.

Whether that's because it'll also be the last place you think to look, and the last place you look, or because of some un-physics law, I've yet to figure out.

Good luck finding it, and remember to play it more often when you do! At least that way it won't vanish again!

Try looking with your shoes.
That is a message from the great Eddie, my psychic pony.

*lol* Yes, I should play it more, you're right! I feel guilty for neglecting it now. Perhaps it has staged a walkout!

It's under the sofa

Woo wee woo woooo *psychic-type music*

No, no Lottie. That was the toffee paper and a single slipper that you saw.

Wardrobe?

It's in the back of the sideboard cupboard with the old napkins and serving spoons, I can feel in my water
Great Aunt May.

Poor floooot.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere, flooty flooty...

Maybe you could try and coax it out of its hiding place with some new sheet music!

That's a good idea!!!!!!!





It does normally live in my wardrobe, but it's not there anymore

It's not underneath the sofa because we don't have a sofa.

Perhaps my husband has stashed it in the attic! The ultimate insult......being relegated to the attic

I shall send him up there later on to search for it!

Bet you left in the outside Loo at the bottom of the garden......watch out for the spiders and if there is no lock on the door

Eddie still thinks that it is in a bag with your shoes,

Ooo, er I will bear this in mind, thank you.

That's because you'll stop thinking and looking when you find it so.... of course it'll also be in the last pace you look.

Or....

My uncle who's a chemist says it's something about electrons in a 1 dimensional box theory. In short, this means that there's a theoretical possibility that under the right conditions all electrons within an object could be in "excited" states at exactly the same time. Therefore the object will simply cease to exist in that dimension for a period of time.

Sorry - too deep but it's something I remember from my childhood when objects were lost.

Good luck finding it though. You must be all in a flap.

Under the bed hidden behind something (shoes???). See this is why you should play the tuba!

When I couldn't find my guitar it turned out that my husband had put it in the cellar - if you have one try there! Surely things are always in the last place you look because when you find them you stop looking??!

If it's in the last place you'd think to look, then I'm off outside to search the chicken coop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it ran away because it felt unloved

Maybe it thought it was a dog and ended up at one of the PDSA centres...

I found my torch in the fridge once... and I'm always putting forks in the dustbin

My husband has found my flute!!!!!!!!!!

It had been shoved down the side of a cabinet which is in our dining room

I think that I might have done it to stop the kitten going down there It was the nearest thing to hand at the time, but I forgot that I'd done it and just left it there. Apologies to my flute.

No excuses for not playing it now though!

Grand.

You need to make it feel loved now though - otherwise it might run away for good.

Glad you managed to find it!

I love the elevated electrons theory. Unfortunately, to my best understanding of chemistry, the best that elevated electrons would do would be the change the colour of the flute/object, not elevate it to a higher plane!

Of course, there is always the quantum explanation where nothing is there until you observe it... (which I think is what was probably meant)