Two new kegs of cider coming up. Where is William when we need him?

Got any scampi?

Well, he must gone out with the lads - or perhaps he's gone to dig your car out of the snow!

We do have scamps. Chips as well or a salad?



It may take him a while.

Can I have sausage and mash with gravy please Petrat?
*smiles sweetly and looks hopeful*

I'll have another quick flagon of zider for the road then I'll be off


[feels very guilty at contemplating driving a sledge whilst under the H'influence]

Sausage and mash coming up. You can borrow Eddie if you like Skyers. He has his snow shoes on.

Salad please! And a jacket spud Thank you muchly.

Ooo, thanks Petrat! Those sausages look lovely, and will make up for my lack of tea.

something strong please - need to recover from seeing that logo ...

*falls asleep with her head on the table...*

Passes extra large red Russian with extras to MM.

*Sneaks in*

Does this pub sell anything strongly caffieney, as well alcohol?

Coke? Chocolate bars?

hmm, both would be good i think

I must resist the temptation to drown my not-exactly-sorrows

All taverns have to provide tea and coffee so if you ask William nicely he'll get you something caffeine -loaded.

Thanks - but he wouldn't take his boots off.

aargh...I still have 2600 words to write! I really should start sometime soon...

Don't worry. I still have around 50,000 words to write!

Yeah, but mine are for tomorrow and I haven't written anything longer than a couple of paragraphs in about 2 years

Apart from around here!

lol, too true!

Well, here's some to keep you awake.

thanks

I think I'll opt for a non-alcoholic beverage if that's alright? Any Britvic 55? (my childhood Pizza Hut drink ) I'll just go curl up in the corner with a good book...

need some vodka desperately, it's been a very long day for me (still have to do some more reading).

Sorry, BabyBird drank all the Vodka earlier.
How about some gin instead?

oh, i hope BabyBird won't pass out at the door and get us all lock-in...

Gin would do very nicely, thank you.

Here's your Gin.

Babybird was on the floor about and hour and a half ago, but she seems to have recovered and gone home now.

oh phew... thanks for the Gin, much appreciated.

okay, have quite a selection of stuff here: champagne, sherry, port, gin and vodka..... a massive cake as well

*ideal for birthday celebration???*

*Comes in to drown her sorrows*

aw....

*quickly pours out some drinks*

How much do you need to drink to forget everything?

i reckon an awful lot. i will keep an eye out..... we don't want anyone to pass out or worse now, do we?

It's ok... you don't need to watch me.

Hello, fellow miserable one, gin?

Are we all feeling down today?

busy pouring out more drinks.... think i will be the bar-woman for the night.

Thank you. I'm too tired to do it...

I've just had a bottle of Shepherd Neame Winter Hop Ale (£1 in Morrison's). It was bit strong though, so I'll stick to Spitfire in future (also £1)




Pint for me then please!!

will do....

a pint is ready.... any more orders (no food, i cant deal with all!!)

Beautifully poured...Thanks!!

Something strong please

I've just read your recorder thread - I think you need it!!!!

I've had a bit of a rubbish week, that was just the icing on the cake

Pint of Hobgoblin over here please?

Cheers,

Matt.

Please can I have some nice comforting hot chocolate?