apologies for the massive wait....
Pint of Hobgoblin, hot chocolate (with marshmellows), a triple vodka are all ready.....
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QUOTE(liebe_klavier @ Feb 13 2009, 10:48 PM) 
apologies for the massive wait....
Pint of Hobgoblin, hot chocolate (with marshmellows), a triple vodka are all ready.....
Thank you kindly liebe.
Just been in the bread and wine thread. snhs drives a man to drink....
Cheers,
Matt.
QUOTE(liebe_klavier @ Feb 13 2009, 10:48 PM)
apologies for the massive wait....
Pint of Hobgoblin, hot chocolate (with marshmellows), a triple vodka are all ready.....
Thank you Liebe_k.
Oi, jef - you're barred!
anymore orders?????
QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 13 2009, 11:20 PM)
Oi, jef - you're barred!
I think he probably should be behind them for the sake of the community....
QUOTE(liebe_klavier @ Feb 13 2009, 11:27 PM)
anymore orders?????
*another survivor of the bread and wine thread staggers in, badly mauled*
Yes, I'll have a quintuple whisky please. And Quick!
Another of the walking wounded here... any quantity of whiskey will do!
Some Anglo-Catholic churches offer white wine at the Eucharist. So, inspired by *that* thread, I think I'll have a large glass of Chablis....
That thread upset me, even though I'm not a member of any religious organisation! 
I think I'll stop reading it. Can I have some wine without worrying about whether or not I'm immorally drinking the blood of Christ?
I think I'll stop reading it. Can I have some wine without worrying about whether or not I'm immorally drinking the blood of Christ?
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 13 2009, 11:32 PM)
Some Anglo-Catholic churches offer white wine at the Eucharist. So, inspired by *that* thread, I think I'll have a large glass of Chablis....
Don't you be comin' in ere with that kind of talk HG. I only just escaped form there by the skin 'o me teeth!
And I definitely don't want anything with either wine or bread in it!
Evening all..I'll have a medium dry white please. Got any bread to go with that?
*Ooops..sorry...didn't mean to mention *that* thread*!
*Ooops..sorry...didn't mean to mention *that* thread*!
QUOTE(PianissiMole @ Feb 13 2009, 11:29 PM)
Yes, I'll have a quintuple whisky please. And Quick!
QUOTE(Miss Ross @ Feb 13 2009, 11:30 PM)
Another of the walking wounded here... any quantity of whiskey will do!
here you go.... quintuple whisky for each of you then.
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 13 2009, 11:32 PM)
Some Anglo-Catholic churches offer white wine at the Eucharist. So, inspired by *that* thread, I think I'll have a large glass of Chablis....
there you go.... a large glass of Chablis
QUOTE(lucky045 @ Feb 13 2009, 11:34 PM)
That thread upset me, even though I'm not a member of any religious organisation!
I think I'll stop reading it. Can I have some wine without worrying about whether or not I'm immorally drinking the blood of Christ?don't read that thread then (no offense to whoever have started it)...... quality wine coming through.....
*LK quickly pours some sherry for herself*
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Feb 13 2009, 11:37 PM)
Evening all..I'll have a medium dry white please.
really sorry, no bread....
your medium dry white is coming through
*Falls on floor*
*twitches*
*Dribbles*
QUOTE(PianissiMole @ Feb 13 2009, 11:40 PM)
*Falls on floor*
*twitches*
*Dribbles*
you okay there?
*staggers across the room and out of the door*
Night all
Night all
QUOTE(PianissiMole @ Feb 13 2009, 11:40 PM)
*Falls on floor*
*twitches*
*Dribbles*
Pull yourself together man! We have 18 years to organise a party...don't wimp out on me now!
QUOTE(sarah123 @ Feb 13 2009, 11:42 PM)
*staggers across the room and out of the door*
Night all
night to you.... do take care.
QUOTE(PianissiMole @ Feb 13 2009, 11:35 PM)
Don't you be comin' in ere with that kind of talk HG. I only just escaped form there by the skin 'o me teeth!
Well, I'm guessing we're all for h*ll fire and damnation if we don't agree with what a certain person says, so... to h*ll with it! I'll have another Chablis, please....
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 13 2009, 11:43 PM)
I'll have another Chablis, please....
there you go.... drink up.
am i welcome here?
So what's happening, folks? Are you all just loafing about in here?
QUOTE(hello_cello @ Feb 13 2009, 11:45 PM)
am i welcome here?
hello HC. what do you want for a drink?
I need a stiff one. Preferable not wine...
Gah, sorry for any upset regarding that. I only needed a simple answer...
Gah, sorry for any upset regarding that. I only needed a simple answer...
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Pull yourself together man! We have 18 years to organise a party...don't wimp out on me now!
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*Leaps up*
Stroof! Only 18 years! We must start at once. Lets start by collecting all the whisky.
Pull yourself together man! We have 18 years to organise a party...don't wimp out on me now!
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*Leaps up*
Stroof! Only 18 years! We must start at once. Lets start by collecting all the whisky.
Don't worry HC, its just another slice of life
QUOTE(PianissiMole @ Feb 13 2009, 11:48 PM)
Stroof! Only 18 years! We must start at once. Lest start by collecting all the whisky.
Good plan..if you could bring yourself to stop drinking so much, it might help though!
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Feb 13 2009, 11:50 PM)
QUOTE(PianissiMole @ Feb 13 2009, 11:48 PM)
Stroof! Only 18 years! We must start at once. Lest start by collecting all the whisky.
Good plan..if you could bring yourself to stop drinking so much, it might help though!
Absholootlee
Sniff, nobody likes my bread buns puns, and I'm on a roll now...
QUOTE(PianissiMole @ Feb 13 2009, 11:51 PM)
Absholootlee
Can't get the staff nowadays...QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 13 2009, 11:51 PM)
Sniff, nobody likes my bread
Oooh..I liked them Sue...I just kneaded to sort out our party...
I can't take any more of this! 
*staggers out*
*falls into empty skip outside*
Thinks: Nice to be back home
*staggers out*
*falls into empty skip outside*
Thinks: Nice to be back home
Gee thanks DC, I was worried I might be becoming a bit of a pain...
QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 13 2009, 11:57 PM)
Gee thanks DC, I was worried I might be becoming a bit of a pain...
There's no need to worry....
....you are!
a triple vodka for HC.
Not that sort of pain, you twonk - ze French kind!
Are people being nice in here tonight? I've had a bad day.
We are enjoying a convivial beverage or three...
QUOTE(PianissiMole @ Feb 13 2009, 11:55 PM)
*staggers out*
*falls into empty skip outside*
I'll sort this party out by myself then shall I??
*Mumbles to self*QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 13 2009, 11:57 PM)
Gee thanks DC, I was worried I might be becoming a bit of a pain...
"Yeasterday, all my troubles seemed so far away..."
QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 13 2009, 11:59 PM)
Not that sort of pain, you twonk - ze French kind!
Yes - I know!
I'm not going to rise to any more of Hovis Gedeckt's comments..
QUOTE(Flossie @ Feb 14 2009, 12:00 AM)
Are people being nice in here tonight? I've had a bad day.
if they are not, at least i am... feel free to talk.
QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 14 2009, 12:03 AM)
I'm not going to rise to any more of Hovis Gedeckt's comments..
All these bread jokes remind me of a blind organist called Alfred Hollins who flourished a hundred years or so ago. He had perfect pitch and one of his post-dinner party tricks was to get people to tap a wineglass, and for him to reveal what pitch it was. This was confirmed by one of the guests sitting at a piano.
One evening he was playing this joke on a group of people and one person said "I'll have him". He then picked up a bread roll, and banged it on the table. Hollins thought for a moment before replying "Doh". (dough!)
I'll bet he was the toast of the town.
HG, your PM box is full..
QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 14 2009, 12:22 AM)
HG, your PM box is full..
Sorry! It isn't now....
If anyone else makes a bread joke, I'll bap them one!
QUOTE(skylark @ Feb 14 2009, 12:31 AM)
If anyone else makes a bread joke, I'll bap them one!
No knead!
QUOTE(skylark @ Feb 14 2009, 12:31 AM)
If anyone else makes a bread joke, I'll bap them one!
should i get you a drink and calm you down?
Now now, Skyers, no need to get croissant
QUOTE(liebe_klavier @ Feb 14 2009, 12:33 AM)
QUOTE(skylark @ Feb 14 2009, 12:31 AM)
If anyone else makes a bread joke, I'll bap them one!
should i get you a drink and calm you down?
Don't rise to it!
She can't help being stale and crusty!
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