Oi, Hovis, that's my line!

Well, you should have said it first then!

I did - see post 190!

Watch it, or Skyers may be round to ciabatta you..

you sound like a bit of a crock, Monsieur

Thanks for proving it!

Are we all half-baked or what

You can speak for yourself, Skyers!

Its certainly generating some ryebald laughter

We're really on a roll now....

I think you're all crackers..

Crumbs, is that the time? I need to sleep, I have to be up by naan o'clock

It seems that I'm the only one around here who's using their loaf.

What do you expect from a load of old baguettes?

Oh! Like the edit...!

You don't think I made a wholemeal of it?

Speak for yourself you old tart

Muffin much.

Ooh, you cheeky chapati!

Do you fancy yourself as a bit of crumpet?

.....at which point, the forum collapsed under the weight of all the waffle, thus preventing SueHM from embarrassing herself with an unsuitable comment about tortillas...

If you get a potato clock, that will make sure you are up by naan o'clock (say it fast)

Oh no, there's going to be a sackload of potato puns coming up now!



Mole - oh yeah, got it!!!!

Unless our possible future King Edward Maris Billie Piper, I don't see much scope for spud puns - but of course I may be wrong...

Moley

Hang about, we haven't finished with the bread gags yet - perhaps they would be leavened by some pomme-de-terre puns for variety *gets jacket*

I estimate that there aren't too many puns left on bread or potatoes now - thank goodness!

So, wilja give it a rest, now, Sue?

I'm away for a few week and come back to find a pub!! Brilliant

No need to get yourself in a lava, Hovis dear. I will refrain from further pittato references (maybe).

Thank goodness for that! You're really putting me through the mill here....

Just popped in for an aperatif before going out to eat ( ) and find the place has become a den of bad puns. I'd prefer a den of iniquity, but beggars can't be choosers. It's smashing, really.

MY ROUND.

Ooo, can I have a Vodka and Orange please!?

Hello there CroquetteyMum, glad you could join us. Are your kids chips off the old block, then?

Edit : Thanks, Choddy, mine's a Scotch.

Oh rissoles.

can i have a stiff drink before romanc-ing with my dissertation, please?

Well, this place has gone a little down market since opening day!

William has mixed up some rather nice punch. Drink anyone?

Thanks Ratty, I have a gallon or two of that if I may.

*Drinks*
*Falls over*

Thinks: Hmm. Underestimated the amount of gravity in here...

*passes out*

Well that was a brief visit Mole!

oh dear.....

another double vodka please???

Burp.




Oh, pardon me...

...and she's only on lemonade

Time for a quick something or other in the tavern before I finish some rather uninspired sight singing sheets.

William..........a firkin of cider if you please on the round table for one in the corner.

could i have something strong please???? before i continue writing my dissertation?

Hi LK! What do you fancy? I think I'm going to be a lager-lout this evening!

triple vodka please.... my head is spinning with Franck's Grande Piece Symphonique and sonata form deformation.....

Your head will spin even more after a triple Vodka!

Haven't played that bit of Franck for a few years. Must dig it out again! Are you enjoying it?

Any chance of a pint of London Pride? Before I head off back to the land of tidying and sorting Ta

i love his music, but not when you are analysisng them for your dissertation (i have to do widor ones later).

And here they are, bringing me back as I hadn't quite finished my pint!

Sorry Mole, spot of mine-sweeping occurred, let me get you another one.