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petrat
Feb 15 2009, 10:12 PM
Well Mole, nice to see you back again.
Another firkin of cider over here William when you've finished serving the drunks ovwer there please.
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 15 2009, 10:15 PM
Oh no! Not that SueHM again! Wasn't she barred for fighting and drunkenness? tongue.gif
petrat
Feb 15 2009, 10:16 PM
Alas the new car park surface will never be quite the same again despite the pressure wash.
SueHM
Feb 15 2009, 10:16 PM
Moi?

*adopts innocent expression*
liebe_klavier
Feb 15 2009, 10:20 PM
oh well..... can someone kindly get me another round of vodka please?

*sitting in a corner struggling with her dissertation*
petrat
Feb 15 2009, 10:23 PM
Shall we all add a few lines each? It will be really imaginative then.

Lots more vodka coming up.
liebe_klavier
Feb 15 2009, 10:26 PM
thanks....

topic has to be around Franck's Grande piece symphonique (organ) and sonata deformation.
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 15 2009, 10:26 PM
QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 15 2009, 10:16 PM) *

*adopts innocent expression*

That's not fooling anyone! biggrin.gif

She looks a little unsteady on her feet again, doesn't she? Crikey, has she finished that bottle already? blink.gif
liebe_klavier
Feb 15 2009, 10:28 PM
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 15 2009, 10:26 PM) *

QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 15 2009, 10:16 PM) *

*adopts innocent expression*

That's not fooling anyone! biggrin.gif

She looks a little unsteady on her feet again, doesn't she? Crikey, has she finished that bottle already? blink.gif


she's probably finished off my long-awaiting bottle of vodka. huh.gif
petrat
Feb 15 2009, 10:29 PM
QUOTE(liebe_klavier @ Feb 15 2009, 10:26 PM) *

thanks....

topic has to be around Franck's Grande piece symphonique (organ) and sonata deformation.



We can do that!!!

This Frank fellow wrote a nice big piece for his organ which was much admired by all, especially Mrs Frank who was a bit biased.

How's that for a good opening line then?


Downs more cider.
PianissiMole
Feb 15 2009, 10:36 PM
And as for the Sinatra Defamation, that was due to his supposed Mafia links!

Does that help?
SueHM
Feb 15 2009, 10:37 PM
Oi you lot, stop ganging up on me ohmy.gif - I haven't touched a drop!
petrat
Feb 15 2009, 10:37 PM
A very good point Mole.

Have a glass of my cider old bean.


Yes you have Sue. I saw you moments ago with that flagon in your hand.
Car Expert
Feb 15 2009, 10:43 PM
Am I too young to drink? unsure.gif

Car Expert
SueHM
Feb 15 2009, 10:43 PM
We could write you a deformed sonnet :

Shall I compare thee to a yard of ale? laugh.gif
Thou art more tasty and more thirst-quenching.


Don't you be adding lies and slander to your posts while I'm busy composing, Ratty!
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 15 2009, 10:45 PM
QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 15 2009, 10:43 PM) *

We could write you a deformed sonnet :

Shall I compare thee to a yard of ale? laugh.gif

And she claims she hasn't touched a drop.... rolleyes.gif wacko.gif
petrat
Feb 15 2009, 10:47 PM
QUOTE(SueHM @ Feb 15 2009, 10:43 PM) *

We could write you a deformed sonnet :

Shall I compare thee to a yard of ale? laugh.gif
Thou art more tasty and more thirst-quenching.
Thy face is more round and bloated
And thou belchest rightly well.

Don't you be adding lies and slander to your posts while I'm busy composing, Ratty!
It was HG!!
liebe_klavier
Feb 15 2009, 10:49 PM
okie. another round of vodka please.....
skylark
Feb 15 2009, 10:50 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Feb 15 2009, 10:43 PM) *
Am I too young to drink? unsure.gif

Car Expert
We've got some non-alcoholic Parsnip wine but I'm not sure you'd want that biggrin.gif


Car Expert
Feb 15 2009, 10:52 PM
QUOTE(skylark @ Feb 15 2009, 10:50 PM) *
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Feb 15 2009, 10:43 PM) *
Am I too young to drink? unsure.gif

Car Expert
We've got some non-alcoholic Parsnip wine but I'm not sure you'd want that biggrin.gif
Parsnip the penguin might like to try some biggrin.gif

Car Expert
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 15 2009, 10:54 PM
QUOTE(skylark @ Feb 15 2009, 10:50 PM) *

We've got some non-alcoholic Parsnip wine but I'm not sure you'd want that biggrin.gif

It looks as if we'd better reserve that for SueHM. It looks as if she's had enough already. unsure.gif Just don't mention the phrase "non-alcoholic" as she gets a bit agressive after one or two! rolleyes.gif

I think we're all out of Baileys, Skyers.... tongue.gif
PianissiMole
Feb 15 2009, 10:54 PM
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 15 2009, 10:37 PM) *

A very good point Mole.

Have a glass of my cider old bean.



Thanksh, don't mind if I do. s'not very alkofrolic? ish it?
petrat
Feb 15 2009, 10:57 PM
Only very slightly Mole. No more that 29% .
PianissiMole
Feb 15 2009, 11:01 PM
Thatsh all right then. Now I've got to go. Where are my legs? Oh there they are!

Now then, left, right, left, right, [this is difficult]

*walks into door, stumbles, falls into same skip as last night*

Home!

sleep.gif
petrat
Feb 15 2009, 11:11 PM
laugh.gif Glad that you enjoyed your evening Mole.

More cider please William.

Right, own up! Who ordered these pole dancers?

IPB Image
hello_cello
Feb 15 2009, 11:14 PM
*Whistles*
petrat
Feb 15 2009, 11:15 PM
And who wanted lap dancers?

Well that pic didn't work!
Crotchetymum
Feb 15 2009, 11:17 PM
Probably just as well biggrin.gif
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 15 2009, 11:17 PM
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 15 2009, 11:15 PM) *

And who wanted lap dancers?

Well that pic didn't work!

Yours seldom seem to! tongue.gif
SueHM
Feb 15 2009, 11:17 PM
Well if its Lapp dancers you want...IPB Image
Crotchetymum
Feb 15 2009, 11:20 PM
Aren't they the same pair as in the Cadbury's 'eyebrows' advert?
petrat
Feb 15 2009, 11:20 PM
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 15 2009, 11:17 PM) *

QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 15 2009, 11:15 PM) *

And who wanted lap dancers?

Well that pic didn't work!

Yours seldom seem to! tongue.gif



Sometimes they do. Never mind. They are here anyway.
SueHM
Feb 15 2009, 11:22 PM
QUOTE(Crotchetymum @ Feb 15 2009, 11:20 PM) *

Aren't they the same pair as in the Cadbury's 'eyebrows' advert?

Distant cousins I believe. The facial expressions are remarkably similar!

Myself, I'm a lapsed dancer.
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 15 2009, 11:23 PM
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 15 2009, 11:20 PM) *

QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Feb 15 2009, 11:17 PM) *

QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 15 2009, 11:15 PM) *

And who wanted lap dancers?

Well that pic didn't work!

Yours seldom seem to! tongue.gif



Sometimes they do. Never mind. They are here anyway.

thereThere.gif
petrat
Feb 15 2009, 11:26 PM
Some of us are artistic and some of us are technical and few rats are both.

Another firkin of cider please William.
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 16 2009, 12:05 AM
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 15 2009, 11:26 PM) *

Another firkin of cider please William.

'ang on! I've just had a sniff of that! That's not proper scrumpy like us 'as down 'ere in the West Country! What is it? Watered-down fermented apple juice or something? blink.gif

Wharrer you drinkin' that stuff for? wacko.gif
petrat
Feb 16 2009, 12:10 AM
ill.gif Oops, wrong barrel. That is the one for the organic rhubarb!

This is the one.......Scrumpy Jack with juicy bits. Want to try some?
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 16 2009, 12:15 AM
Well, it's got to be better than that last one. Tasted a bit like gnats' &*$%! ill.gif
petrat
Feb 16 2009, 12:19 AM
Yes, it did rather! What a dreadful thing to happen!


Ratty tries to pretend that she had no idea what was in that barrel. That'll teach the old bully! biggrin.gif


Would you care for a glass of Old Sheepdip with a dash of Wet Gundog as a chaser HG?
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 16 2009, 12:20 AM
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 16 2009, 12:19 AM) *

Would you care for a glass of Old Sheepdip with a dash of Wet Gundog as a chaser HG?

No thanks! I don't enjoy the traditional Welsh drinks much, Ratty.... tongue.gif biggrin.gif
petrat
Feb 16 2009, 12:23 AM
Downs HG's share of a very fine cider and a rather good Welsh Whisky. smile.gif


Very wise HG, very wise.
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 16 2009, 12:29 AM
HG pretends not to have swapped the organic rhubarb for the cider and whisky. That'll teach the dirty rat!biggrin.gif

Glad you're enjoying them! There's no accounting for taste, is there.... unsure.gif
liebe_klavier
Feb 16 2009, 12:34 AM
is there any vodka left?????

*need some so she can continue writing*
petrat
Feb 16 2009, 12:37 AM
How fortunate that I saw that skunk swapping the barrel intended for putting on the organic rhubarb for the Old Sheepdip cider and the Wet Gundog whisky.


Lovely, thanks.


Sure that you won't try a glass HG?



I'll pour one from the slops bucket when he isn't looking and offer him that. It looks like rough scrumpy.
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 16 2009, 12:38 AM
QUOTE(liebe_klavier @ Feb 16 2009, 12:34 AM) *

is there any vodka left?????

*need some so she can continue writing*

Hands glass of organic rhubarb....

There you go! smile.gif
petrat
Feb 16 2009, 12:39 AM
No. no! You won't like that at all. Have some vodka. It isn't good to mix your drinks.
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 16 2009, 12:39 AM
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 16 2009, 12:37 AM) *

Sure that you won't try a glass HG?

Yeh, very kind of you, thanks, Ratty!
liebe_klavier
Feb 16 2009, 12:40 AM
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 16 2009, 12:39 AM) *

No. no! You won't like that at all. Have some vodka. It isn't good to mix your drinks.


that's very nice of you..... smile.gif
petrat
Feb 16 2009, 12:41 AM
Here you go HG. That'll put feathers on yer chest.



Hands a glass of slops to HG.
Holz Gedeckt
Feb 16 2009, 12:43 AM
QUOTE(petrat @ Feb 16 2009, 12:41 AM) *

Here you go HG. That'll put feathers on yer chest.

Thanks, Ratty!

*drinks*

Eugh! What on earth is this? ill.gif It's terrible!

It tastes like that soup you made the other evening.... unsure.gif
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