Thanks, Ratty, So Kind!

I used to go to the bell ringing at St Woollos ages ago. Horribly noisey!!

ooooh.

did you do any methods?

Probably not!! My method was just to pull on a rope after the puller before had done the same!!!!!!!My aunt was a bell ringer there and when I was quite young I used to go along if Iwas visiting her. It was never my thing.

I dont think there's any method in her madness..

Andantino drinks her chardonnay and slips out of the tavern..

ah right.
Wheres mole? I only found out today he was a guy!

Mole passed out after the last bucket of pear and parsnip perry.

Are you on fruit juice HC?

Was? Past Tense?



*Mole hurriedly checks*

Phew!

Crikey - anything you want to tell us Moley?!

Perhaps as we are Mole and Ratty we should have the toad in the hole for supper.

Feeling a mite steadier now Mole?


Hi Sue.

*Turns up hearing aid*

Yes, indeed Ratty, lets go to Toad Hall for Supper. Do you think Toad will be in?

Sorry Mole!
It is nice to have another Male in the OLTVA.
*Hc logs off and Gert comes in*

Guten Nacht!
Ill take a pint of kolsch please.

Thanks william.

Gertya Hanz-Orvme

Wrong thread HC but never mind. It is always horrid good to see Gert.


Mole, put yer ears back in old bean. TOAD IN THE HOLE FOR SUPPER!!!! Daft old duffer!

I had my suspicions about you too!



Is it proper British toad? I don't want any of that imported froggy stuff!

Sorry, no! It is veggie toad but remarkably good. Don't let it anywhere near the custard jug though.

More pear and parsnip anyone?

Hmmm. Vegetarian toad. Hmmmm. I'm sorry, I can't be doing with it - have some of the real McCoy...

One for the road, I think, Ratty, [staggers] Its getting late and I must be off to my skip.

Poor departed piggies. I'll pass thanks.
One last one for the road too I think.
William, another firkin of pear and parsnip please and a big straw.

Lol, oops sorry
I dont think much of this toad in a hole ratty...

You've found a picture of Holz, That is one cool toad HC.

Time for beddy byes!



Night, all!

Mole

Hello Tavern,

Is anyone still around?

No, I had to go to get some beauty sleep. It isn't working though!

Oh dear.

I'm rather too awake as well. Was very tired earlier (had been teaching all day, apart from the two hours spent at the station waiting for a northbound train to appear). I am in with my flute today.

*bangs tankard on bar*


Any danger of a bit of ale down here?

Plenty of time to share a firkin with the brass players before we go in to rehearsal foy 'Lijah then.





That's better. hic hic oops burp oops again.






Thou are Elijah, hic. Though he that someting or other thingy.......hic. Yep. in good voice today hic!

*buys an orange juice for Noxica*

*peers into tankard with quiet dismay*


Can I at least have a vodka or three in there?

*asks barman*

They've run out of vodka. They asked if a small green cocktail umbrella will do instead?

Run out of vodka - what sort of establishment are you running here, barman? *sniffs disapprovingly*

M'thoughts exactly.

*sniffs in chorus*





And NO a small green cocktail umbrella will NOT suffice.



Although if there's a large Jagermeister going, I could be tempted away from the whole orange juice fiasco.

*orders two large Jagermeisters*

*puts a green cocktail umbrella in Noxica's glass*

*commandeers two large Jagermeisters*



What are you having?

I'll have a large white wine and a packet of pork scratchings, thanks.

*orders another large Jagermeister*

*drinks it before returning to Noxica's table*

*burp*

*sticks curly straw in 1L bottle of white wine*


*chucks over the finest black country pork scratchings*


Cheers!

Yum, thanks Noxica.

*sucks noisily through straw and spills scratchings over self by bursting bag*

It's a bit quiet in here tonight, innit?

SueHM, they've only got those revolting chocolate and chilli crisps...

Chocolate crisps

Next thing you know, they'll have beer flavoured yogurt.

Although...hmm...

Noxica, I think that straw is one of those that spells a word, what does it say, I can't read it...



aah, Noxica and Sue want loud...

*turns on karaoke*

'I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'

Yeah, but I'm sure we can entertain ourselves. Who's up for a short course in creative Finnish swearing?





It's a dirty word!


In fact I'm deeply shocked and offended.


Should be moderated that should.









Who'da thought you could get straws that spell 'oboe'?

[quote name='barry-clari' post='795736' date='Feb 22 2009, 11:29 PM']
Noxica, I think that straw is one of those that spells a word, what does it say, I can't read it...
[/quote]


It's a dirty word!


In fact I'm deeply shocked and offended.


Should be moderated that should.









Who'da thought you could get straws that spell 'oboe'?
[/quote]

o...b...o...e...

oh yeah

it's amazing what can be made these days...

right, what shall we have on the karaoke next?

Good job I came prepared..

what's in that glass? Looks like Ribena?

*I talk to the treeeeeeeeeees, but they don't listen to meeeeeeeeeeeeee*

*puts bohemian rhapsody on*



Group singalong AFTER THREE!

1...



...2...


..3...



IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo...

Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality...etc etc

Good choice, Noxica!

for me, for me, for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

oops, broke the wine glass

And so you're back, from Outer Space...

no, I've been at home all day, and now I'm here

I just walked in to find you heeere with that sad look upon yer face!

I shoulda changed tha' stupid lock

I shoulda made yer leave yer key



If iI'da known fer just one second yer'd be back to bother meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"Go on now go, walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome any more.."

Oops, not you Barry!

"Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Stayin' Alive!"