*Holz Gedeckt wanders past the tavern.*

Shall I have a quick nightcap before going to bed? I wonder if there might be some friendly folk in there tonight....

*Opens the door, and takes a look around.*

Oh no! It's only those three. Blind-drunk again by the look of it....

*Holz Gedeckt quietly closes the door on his way out and trots home to bed.*

*puts best Gibb voice on*

'Staying Alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

oops, there goes another wine glass...

*leans out of window and lassos Holz Gedeckt on first go*


Large cherry brandy for this miscreant please barman!

Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk..

*struts around tavern in Travolta-esque manner*

that's hopeless - I can do better than that. I have the paint can

Afraid I'm going to be a lightweight, and leave you all to your karaoke...

Thanks for a good night Sue/Noxica!

*goes off into the night still singing Bee Gees songs*

*burp*

Ah, but do you have the stacked heels, Barry?

Nasty rope burn, Hovis!

Of course he's got the stacked heels!


How else do you think he sees over the bar?

Titter titter...

Ah well, 'tis the witching hour. Im about to turn into a pumpkin. Night all

Same, bed doth a calleth me!


*attempts grand, impressive exit*


*falls over*


######.

Open for business yet? I need a coffee... preferrably a mocha with fluffy whipped cream... Ah, so sleepy...

I hope you do serve coffee... eh... do you?

*William shambles in, six hours later*
Here's yer Mocka. Sorry I was so long. Took ages to find some fluff to go in the cream.
Oh! she's gone

Sorry I can't play and drink but as this is a virtual world I'll have a double vodka please.

*William crawls back in*
Ain't got no double vodka, mate! Got a Double Bass, though. That do ya?

Heavens no! Not another double cass. I thought that I had got away from them in the OLTVA.

Ah well. A large perry with a triple vodka bomb please William.

Some of the crocodile and chips would go down a treat too if there's any left.

How is Mole today?

Mole is well today thank you. And pleased to be back at work after a back-breaking weekend in the garden. How are you today?

Mole

Full of energy thanks Mole. I was up at five.thirty this morning and set off from the South for Anglesey. When I arrived I drove another family member's land rover out to the garage to leave it for a service and jogged and walked hobe. Around four miles. Now I am off to collect some hay. Just time for another cider and vodka bomb first.

Do you grow your own veg in your garden? Also do you have any real moles? Anglesey is being dug up by them.

This is how I feel today:

Wake me up when it's all over.

I suppose that is a big improvement on your last pic!

Brilliant Pic, Sue. I have one somewhere of one of my daughters - probably just a bit yonger - in a similar pose, asleep, half way up the stairs!

Yes, we are suddenly into veg. Mrs Mole has become inspired with GIY (grow it yourself). And I had to rip out some old box hedges (which we had spent years growing up round the greenhouse to protect it from the children’s ball-games, and which have only recently reached the originally-desired height), digging (not mole hills!) composting, burning and replanting the box hedge in a different part of the garden.

Fortunately we are fairly free of real moles in our garden. I think they prefer the meadows over the road. They are fairly peppered sometimes

Ah the mocha is ready... but time to go to bed now... Ow...
Can I pre-order one for GMT 0200 am? That will be my 10 am

Just ice-blend it and leave it in the fridge. I'll pick it up. Many many thanks!

PS: Do add in the cream! Love ice-blended with cream! Try it and you'll love it too!

Well, you see I tried stilts, but I don't have the balance for them

Bonjour tout le monde...

Just popped in for a pint on the way past...

Oddball!

Good to see you back on the forum again. How is life chez vous?

Life chez mois isn't bad thanks! Just thought I'd pop in, see how things were going - see who's still around and who's moved on!

Well, as you can see, I'm still floating around, posting piles of rubbish with the occasional informative comment . You should remember a good number of other names too, and we've got some good friendly newer people here now as well.

I know you're very busy now, but it'd be great to see you again at a forum gig sometime soon!

That'd be great! I'd love to come to an event - this time I'm more likely to find one close by. I'm in Sheffield now at the University - so I'm pretty central.

Probably won't play, but I'll happily sing in a choir and help out with whatnot.

That'd be great

I'm organising the Chester gig with pianocrazy on 19/9/09 : there's a date to circle red in your diary, if you can make it

Evening all.

Good evening!

Wotcha.

good evening

*burp*

Barry!

Barry!! :-|


i've just started my campaign on facebook :/ I hope it goes well

What campaign would that be?

sorry, pardon me

and I've only had cola today

It's a group to the link of my charity site, for donations to the NSPCC. I'm trying to raise £100. I've had it open for about half a year, but so far, no success. I've made a group on facebook - 9 members + me have joined since it opened - 35 minutes ago.

How are we both keeping Floss/heslop?

I'm much better than yesterday, thank you Barry. I've just been sightreading some of the music I bought on Saturday. How are you?

Robbie: Andy. How do you do?

Very good to hear Floss. Enjoying your music you bought?

I'm OK, thanks. Suitably weary after a day teaching!

Not too weary I hope.

Yes! Lots of fluting and singing and general merriment. My violin is beginning to feel somewhat neglected though.

You really are getting into your fluting, aren't you? It's a lovely instrument. I'm looking forward to the flute festival I'm going to on Saturday

Hello again Oddball

Hello again! It's nice having a little read-round. I'm trying not to though, I've got plenty of uni work I could be doing, but..well I don't start til 12 tomorrow so I could do it in the morning......

You could indeed!

Just keep posting

I'll try!

Miss Ross - how are you doing? Glad a lot of you have found me on Facebook.

I have been trying to keep up with the adventures of Oddball!

I'm doing ok, ta. You? Ah, so you realised it was me.

I am addicted to the whole status changing thing. Really should make them more long-term and slow down...

EDIT: Of course! What are you up to these days? I don't remember what you were doing when I stopped posting actually.....

I'm on a gap year, getting some work experience in a primary school at the moment before hopefully moving quite a bit south to go to uni in September. How are you liking Sheffield?

How much longer have you got on your uni course now Oddball?