How are you all today?

Fine.

Is this really a hypothetical question?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

I've just got back to my hotel on Anglesey after spending the evening with two old ladies and Gerald40 -draw your own conclusions

Hypothetically gorgeous, really okay!

Hypothetically; will I have the cheeseboard or the pavlova at dinner with my parents this evening?

I'd hypothetically have both if I were you, Lottie! You owe it to your viola.

hmmm




Sadly I had neither, and the fish I did eat gave me food-poisoning and I've just spent the last hour on the floor of the bathroom bidding goodnight to it all rather unpleasantly.

So instead of fitting in some late-night Martha/Pan playing I'm taking my shaking little self off to bed with a large glass of water.

(Should I tell the restaurant?)

OH no! Poor you! See, it should have been the pavlova and cheese - these are kind foods that respect viola players....

Hope you feel better soon!

I have a wonderful mental picture of Pan duelling with a disrespectful haddock!!

(I'm fine now thanks )

I'm exceedingly good-looking and skilled in the arts of both embroidery and tree surgery.

Er... Honey? I'm confused by the embroidery and tree surgery parts of that...