Apparently, it takes years of practice to get to pro level. Nice try!

aah but I've had years of practise Just not online!!!!

Wait till I've won best profile picture till best profile picture is over and I can dig out a cute one of me.... Flirting might work better then.....

Well exactly, I've seduced half the forum already

See above - I don't want to count!

Indeed it does Sol, thank you for your recognition of my "talent"

I've decided to only pick new names for best username this year, so yes maledictis, I might vote for you...

Hmm... my name has a kind of evil ring to it - not like me at all!

Despite the name, she really is very nice

Big up da Swanage crew, innit!

That's better.



What is it with you and meladictis anyway?



Ehem.



That's not true... then again I could be lying.

We're the forum sarcasm tag-team.

Who's meladictis?

Carol in a bit of a muddle?

Lol

You are so not _ever_ going to be the male version of me...

Dunno, I think he's maintaining a spreadsheet of all the girls on the forum along with age, marital status and how low he thinks their standards are (ie: In with a chance [Y/N])

Ah, okay - that's not the same as me at all. Panic over

Yeah, your sheet is obviously the male version and has the inside leg column, too

*runs*

I don't think you could possibly run fast enough to escape that one...

I recommend voting for someone else for best newbie - Sol is kinda annoying

I'm sure all the forum members have noticed that I am not annoying!

Can't say I'd noticed...

(kidding )

Lala! I told you about that in confidence

Single - Maledictis - Carol - Swanage - Age 49-58 - Chance? [Y - N] - Standards [L - M - H]

Hmm... I am not aged 49-58, neither am I single - so there

The plot thickens!

I have five husbands - one on each continent

Did you meet them there or did they move there after the marriage?

*lol* You hardly need to ask darling

But there are 7 continents!
Oceana, Europe, South America, North America, Africa, Asia and Antarctica

[quote name='Solari' date='Sep 2 2009, 10:27 AM' post='869797']
[quote name='maledictis' post='869796' date='Sep 2 2009, 03:25 PM']
You are so not _ever_ going to be the male version of me...
[/quote]
Dunno, I think he's maintaining a spreadsheet of all the girls on the forum along with age, marital status and how low he thinks their standards are.
[/quote]

Don't worry carol your standards aren't that low... but pretty low if you flirt Solari.

[quote name='Solari' date='Sep 2 2009, 10:30 AM' post='869799']
[quote name='maledictis' post='869798' date='Sep 2 2009, 03:28 PM']
Ah, okay - that's not the same as me at all. Panic over
[/quote]

Yeah, your sheet is obviously the male version and has the inside leg column, too

*runs*
[/quote]



[quote name='maledictis' date='Sep 2 2009, 10:35 AM' post='869802']
I recommend voting for someone else for best newbie - Sol is kinda annoying
[/quote]

I hear you

[quote name='maledictis' date='Sep 2 2009, 10:49 AM' post='869814']

Hmm... I am not single - so there
[/quote]

Then why do you flirt with Sol? :wuh:

[quote name='maledictis' date='Sep 2 2009, 10:55 AM' post='869819']
I have five husbands - one on each continent
[/quote]

There are seven of them.

[quote name='confutatis' date='Sep 2 2009, 11:06 AM' post='869826']
[quote name='maledictis' post='869819' date='Sep 2 2009, 03:55 PM']
[quote name='Solari' post='869816' date='Sep 2 2009, 03:54 PM']
[quote name='maledictis' post='869814' date='Sep 2 2009, 03:49 PM']
neither am I single - so there
[/quote]
The plot thickens!
[/quote]
I have five husbands - one on each continent
[/quote]
Did you meet them there or did they move there after the marriage?
[/quote]



[quote name='hello_cello' date='Sep 2 2009, 11:53 AM' post='869846']
But there are 7 continents!
Oceana, Europe, South America, North America, Africa, Asia and Antarctica
[/quote]


Oceana, is that a continent, have I been under a rock that long?

I disagree - Sol is ace

The 5 husbands thing was a joke...
(and anyway, I don't flirt with Sol - we just exchange insults )

I thought you said he was a "pale imitation" of someone you used to know?

No, that was HG

I've just realised that I was placed on some of the awards threads whilst I was away. I'd not looked at them. And somehow I'd missed me on a couple more lists. Don't think I'll be a contender for best username though somehow. I wasn't very imaginative that day. Then again I was not sure I'd stay all that long

Thanks

I used absolutely zero imagination in my username. And I still won that award last year!

It has a certain rhyming comedy value

I guess so...

Yeah - I actually like it and would think of including it in my list of votes .... But If you'd preer I didn't.....

Go for it Dawn : all votes will be appreciated

Oops that should have been prefer

Barry, my brother likes your name because it rhymes. He thinks you and Hello_Cello should win because you've bothered to make your name rhyme!

awww, that's really nice : tell your brother - thanks very much!

Thankyou, Brother of Kingsley!

I don't think HC should get votes if he's sort of lying in his signature about his MA...

Ah but so are other members in their signatures!:p
Im merely doing the same!
xD