QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 12:46 AM) 
I can see I've conkered this thread with my wit
That's an old chestnut!
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I can see I've conkered this thread with my wit
That's an old chestnut!
QUOTE(petrat @ Jul 4 2009, 12:44 AM)
I looked in hoping for a bit of culture. How I pine for some, but with you lot at the elm what more could I expect?
All this needling of each other is good fun!
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Jul 4 2009, 12:47 AM)
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 12:46 AM)
I can see I've conkered this thread with my wit
You evidently can't see the wood for the trees, then!
I've fern-ished people with some quality puns, what more could you ask?
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Jul 4 2009, 12:48 AM)
All this needling of each other is good fun!
Fir he's a jolly good fellow..! 
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 12:49 AM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Jul 4 2009, 12:47 AM)
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 12:46 AM)
I can see I've conkered this thread with my wit
You evidently can't see the wood for the trees, then!
I've fern-ished people with some quality puns, what more could you ask?
Nah! I've run rings around you!
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Jul 4 2009, 12:50 AM)
Nah! I've run rings around you!
When will you cotton on to the fact that you're fir from superior
Perhaps this thread should be coned off now!
I think he might be dew a hollyday!
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Jul 4 2009, 12:55 AM)
I think he might be dew a hollyday!
I think it's acacia David vs Goliath if he's trying to win this
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 01:01 AM)
I think it's acacia David vs Goliath if he's trying to win this
Ye young limb! Ivy good mind to take HG's side for once!
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 12:53 AM)
QUOTE(Holz Gedeckt @ Jul 4 2009, 12:50 AM)
Nah! I've run rings around you!
When will you cotton on to the fact that you're fir from superior
I know that you are having a larch but you should bough to your elders.
QUOTE(BerkshireMum @ Jul 4 2009, 01:02 AM)
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 01:01 AM)
I think it's acacia David vs Goliath if he's trying to win this
Ye young limb! Ivy good mind to take HG's side for once!
Join my team and stick it to the man!
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 01:01 AM)
I think it's acacia David vs Goliath if he's trying to win this
You're both a pair of planks!
If there was another male, there'd be tree fellers !
QUOTE(DaisyChain @ Jul 4 2009, 01:06 AM)
You're both a pair of planks!
If there was another male, there'd be tree fellers !
I'm really not comfortable with a neanderthal like him lumbering around...
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 01:07 AM)
I'm really not comfortable with a neanderthal like him lumbering around...
Should we call the copse?
QUOTE(BerkshireMum @ Jul 4 2009, 01:09 AM)
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 01:07 AM)
I'm really not comfortable with a neanderthal like him lumbering around...
Should we call the copse?
No, we're not out of the woods yet.
[this really is too easy]
Have to leaf now- time forest. 
He'll grind you to a pulp...
Right, I might have made an ash of things, but I really must sleep
Night all!
Night all!
Well played, all Sarah is going to be a bit 
when she sees that we've trashed her thread, I think
I think I did OK considering I'd had a few beers before I got home! (I know...I know... drinking and posting wrecks lives...)
Sarah is going to be a bit when she sees that we've trashed her thread, I think I think I did OK considering I'd had a few beers before I got home! (I know...I know... drinking and posting wrecks lives...)
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 07:34 AM)
Well played, all
Sarah is going to be a bit when she sees that we've trashed her thread, I think Don't worry, I saw it coming right from HG's branch comment.
QUOTE(sarah123 @ Jul 4 2009, 09:55 AM)
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 4 2009, 07:34 AM)
Well played, all
Sarah is going to be a bit when she sees that we've trashed her thread, I think Don't worry, I saw it coming right from HG's branch comment.
I always get the blame!
We better leave this thread and pack for our summer holz.
QUOTE(hello_cello @ Jul 4 2009, 01:01 PM)
We better leave this thread and pack for our summer holz.
That sounds a bit arbretree!
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