Is it meat that we should do this?

Stop hamming it Mole

it's been a crackling good subject but I veal we may have herd the best of it ...

Maybe we could beef it up a bit Maggie?

Ha Ha, we had beef before, Bev, the first 'meat post'

So maybe we need a new one again. How about flowers ??
Hmm thats a bit harder I think. I bet no one's ever kissed a Cows Lip.

What a bloomin' marvellous topic

Not sure about flowers I doubt if there's any fuchsia in it!

Weed better think of something else...

My Auntie Rhynum used to get very cross when people made puns about flowers. Can't think why

Did she hit them with her Red Hot Poker?

She is certainly a bit of a Snapdragon! We thought she'd be pushing up the daisies by now, as she was very ill, but fortunately she rose again.

was she the one who used to make your uncle Perry winkle?

Did he marry the Irish girl..Gladdy O'li?

No, I believe he married a Belladonna! Lady by the name of Marigold - African or French, I think.

Oh, that was a bit daffy, Dill

This thread is a bit seedy

Ooh, I remember now - the African lady was called Violet!

I fancied the fella down the road...Dandy Lion.

We once lost our butter dish and were thus resigned to keeping our butter in a cup instead. We called this cup the buttercup.









Honest.

That sounds like one from Gypsy Philly.

ha. We keep ours in a pan, see.

That was punny.

Anyone remember the old pun - Sweet William rose and aster to marry him?