Someone choose a topic, and then try and talk about it using puns, until no one else can think of any more.
this could be interesting!


Topic: Wood.

This wooden go down well. Leaf it out as we did all this in another thread.

We did? oakay, im sorry!

No reason why we shouldn't branch out though

You had to stick your nose in, didn't you

You twigged on quickly

this is really going against the grain you know - that's plane to see

It's becoming quite a poplar thread though...

I think we've got this topic nailed, time to hit it on the head. Have to log it for future reference.

How nice of H_C to Spruce up the forums with a puns thread! Can-knot believe this hasn't been thought up before!!

He must be a budding genius

trust him to cedar light

He really seems to have blossomed lately

I'd say we need to root out his bark-ing mad puns.

I think we're pine-ing for a new topic

You don't mean people will be sycamore of the same ?

NO, life's a beech

I can't find the toilet... you see this bush? Canopy here?

Woodn't you like to do just that. Ash'll promise knot to look

ah, but I might just teak a peek !

I think I saw that pun coming!

You're a chip off the old block geddy

Well, I'm stumped. I'm chest-nut sure I can think of any more!

Aster la vista, baby!

I'm stumped...

Let me see if I can bail you out, Miss Ross [he says as he leaves to go and get a cup of tea].

do we need to branch out on to a new topic? I'll leave it to yew ...

OK. New subject. Maybe this isn't the plaice to start fishing

Fishing on a forum, what a load of cod-swallop

sure, but you have to crab the chance.

Well, whilst everyone else is messing about being fishy, does anyone have a tuna I could borrow to use while I'm playing my scales?!

Shoaly someone should have lent you one by now. What a shellfish lot!

I'm sure one of the buoys or gulls around here can help...

I tried to think of a fishy pun but I was Flounder-ing.

Shame no-one on the subject of wood brought up the subject of Emanuel Ax (to go Chopin' wood??)

I wonder if Mr Kipper-ling makes fishcakes?

You can bet eel make sure they're exseaweedingly good if he does!

OK we've had fish , so lets have meat , then there will be something to beef about.

Ham not sure that's an offally good idea

That was a pretty ham-fisted attempt at humour

You may have the brains, but I have the brawn..

Surely we're just spam-ming the forums now?!

not only that, we're frittering time away

...and writing a load of tripe !

as long as we don't start lamb-blasting into each other

or else we're all in for the chop....I'll steak my life on it

just don't get in a stew about it

At least it stops me getting boar-ed!

If you have spare time you must fillet. I couldn't make a rasher decision on that.
Either shoulder your responsibilities or leg it.

Nice to meat you!

I'm off to teach now. It's windy so I shall take two coats with me. One for going out and one for coming in.....that's the entre cote.

Go on ...........burger off

nicely done diapason, your points were very well braised

You might get lambasted by the mods for using such fowl language.

Back to fish and especially fish songs:

Salmon chanted evening
Clam Every Mountain
On the Road to Manta Ray

AND My bid for Guiness Book of Records for most fish puns in one song title:

"Whale kipper whelk come in the Eel's hide"

Groan !. OK I like that , but its meat now.