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Category 4: Most Humorous Poster

Dates: 26 July - 2 August

Who To Contact: Car Expert

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The voting lines have now opened for Category 4: Most Humorous Poster. You can PM/email me with up to ten votes as to who you think is/are the most humorous poster(s). Remember to rank your nominees in order of preference if voting for more than one person so I know how many points to give them. The person for whom you give 1st place to will get 10 points, regardless of how many other people you vote for. Remember you cannot vote for yourself.

I will publish periodic league tables in this thread to give everyone an idea of how things stand. A final league table will be posted on this thread when the voting lines close at 2130 BST on Sunday 2nd August, when the winner will be announced depending on who's top of the league table at the end of the week. The voting lines will also open for the next category - Most Sensible Poster.

For more details on the awards, see the main awards thread.

Car Expert

Votes have been received from: barry-clari, petrat, Voltron, maggiemay, CrotchetyMum, fsharpminor, Solari, Andantino, gedall40, music margaret, laura-clarinet, noodle, Cyrilla, hello_cello, Miss Ross, PianissiMole, madbassoonist
barry-clari
Voting for me is an admission that you like bad jokes...now, do you want that on your conscience?... laugh.gif
laura-clarinet
Voting for me is proof that you find my random ramblings and odd questions and posts etc funny.

Car Expert , i demand a most hyper category, it can be my birthday present..........PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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hello_cello
Vote Hello_Cello!
maledictis
QUOTE(hello_cello @ Jul 26 2009, 10:39 PM) *

Vote Hello_Cello!


I certainly laugh at you rather a lot...
I'm not sure that's exactly what it means though rolleyes.gif
stetenorve
I think I'm quite funny - well my wife tells me I am! biggrin.gif
sarah123
QUOTE(hello_cello @ Jul 26 2009, 10:39 PM) *

Vote Hello_Cello!



Please SHUT UP! mad.gif tongue.gif
Solari
QUOTE(sarah123 @ Jul 26 2009, 11:07 PM) *

Please SHUT UP! mad.gif tongue.gif


Can we get this done for him on the NHS?

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laura-clarinet
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heslop01
WOO! ^ Laura-Clarinet and her "wicked" referral! happy.gif
SueHM
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 26 2009, 11:12 PM) *

QUOTE(sarah123 @ Jul 26 2009, 11:07 PM) *

Please SHUT UP! mad.gif tongue.gif


Can we get this done for him on the NHS?

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That is N A S T Y! Yuck. ohmy.gif
anacrusis
QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 26 2009, 11:12 PM) *

QUOTE(sarah123 @ Jul 26 2009, 11:07 PM) *

Please SHUT UP! mad.gif tongue.gif


Can we get this done for him on the NHS?


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Nope.
It isn't very good quality stitchery anyway wink.gif.
laura-clarinet
QUOTE(heslop01 @ Jul 27 2009, 12:08 AM) *

WOO! ^ Laura-Clarinet and her "wicked" referral! happy.gif


LOL I LOVE WICKED smile.gif

But seriously my flying monkeys are desperate to come out and get you Hello_cello!

Hurley
Am I on the board?
sarah123
QUOTE(anacrusis @ Jul 27 2009, 12:29 AM) *

QUOTE(Solari @ Jul 26 2009, 11:12 PM) *

QUOTE(sarah123 @ Jul 26 2009, 11:07 PM) *

Please SHUT UP! mad.gif tongue.gif


Can we get this done for him on the NHS?


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Nope.
It isn't very good quality stitchery anyway wink.gif.


Ooh, if you can do a more thorough job of it, that would be great biggrin.gif
Car Expert
Here's the first league table of the week, with petrat taking an early lead.

petrat = 24
diapason = 17
PianissiMole = 15
Bagpuss = 10
dcmbarton = 10
Babybird2 = 9
rosfrog = 9
sbhoa = 9
PianoDoodler = 8
Holz Gedeckt = 7
The Old Lady = 7
barry-clari = 6
tonyteech = 6
Czerny = 5
music margaret = 5
DaisyChain = 4
Solari = 4
Soph15 = 4
fsharpminor = 3
katyjay = 3
kenm = 3
briantrumpet = 2
hello_cello = 2
Car Expert = 1
gedall40 = 1
Russell = 1

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petrat
PETRAT IS NOT FUNNY! SO THERE!
Babybird2
LOL tongue.gif
sarah123
I'm obviously deadly serious at all times. rolleyes.gif
ben_walker446
It would appear the winners from the past 3 years haven't received any votes yet! What is going on people!
Arundodonuts
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Jul 27 2009, 01:28 PM) *

It would appear the winners from the past 3 years haven't received any votes yet! What is going on people!

Tastes in humour (as with everything else) change. Ask Bernard Manning - oh no you can't.
maledictis
QUOTE(ben_walker446 @ Jul 27 2009, 01:28 PM) *

It would appear the winners from the past 3 years haven't received any votes yet! What is going on people!

Clearly neither confutatis nor I are funny anymore *sulk* tongue.gif
(well, actually, he isn't rolleyes.gif )
mrbouffant
I wonder who received votes for being funny on purpose? biggrin.gif
Solari
Well that confirms that people find my random claptrap more irritating than amusing wink.gif
PianissiMole
Lowersinth: Hey, Look, Norma! Mole's seriously in contention for this one!
angel.gif So he is! blink.gif another 20 votes would put him in the lead

Lowersinth: We could both vote for him. That would do it!

angel.gif Hmmm. unsure.gif Somehow I don't think CE would accept our votes, me being dead and you being certifiably insane...

Lowersinth: OK. We'll start one of those daft campaigns, like H_C does... now, let me see, where are those really big red letters... oh! here they are... this should do it...

VOTE FOR MOLE!


angel.gif wacko.gif OMG!
Crotchetymum
QUOTE(PianissiMole @ Jul 28 2009, 10:35 AM) *

... Somehow I don't think CE would accept our votes, ... you being certifiably insane...[/color]

Lowersinth: OK. We'll start on of those daft campaigns, like H_C does... now, let me see, where are those really big red letters... oh! here they are... this should do it...

VOTE FOR MOLE!


angel.gif wacko.gif OMG!


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I can't believe that being certifiably insane is a bar to voting on this forum smile.gif (dead, maybe...)
sbhoa
It would appear that some people missed my jokes at previous year's Adult Learners concerts.......
hello_cello
That was a rubbish campaign!
gedall40
Well I am not really interested in winning this award, but.... I have just noticed that to date I have got one vote. sad.gif

ONE VOTE! blink.gif sad.gif

In spite of many posts in the OLTVA, taking the Leeds Event thread of topic many times with funny remarks, making up silly poems in the Games Zone, and writing a funny story in this thread http://www.abrsm.org/forum/index.php?showt...37676&st=15# (post number 27) is that all I deserve? sad.gif .

I would just like to say (sob) a big thank you to whoever put me in 10th position on their list. It was very kind of you and I do really appreciate your thoughtfulness (even though a few more points would have been even more appreciated smile.gif )

I won't even get any votes from The Old Lady - she is on holiday for two weeks!

So I wouldn't want anybody to vote for me out of sympathy, would I? whistling.gif . Because I am not really campaigning, you understand.

laura-clarinet
even one vote in would make me happy smile.gif me's had none yet sad.gif
skylark
QUOTE(maledictis @ Jul 27 2009, 04:07 PM) *

Clearly neither confutatis nor I are funny anymore *sulk* tongue.gif

Console yourself with the fact that, er, bernie isn't on the list either tongue.gif
Car Expert
Anyone want to send me any votes? unsure.gif

Car Expert
gedall40
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jul 29 2009, 10:18 AM) *
Anyone want to send me any votes? unsure.gif

Car Expert
Yep. Tomorrow. I might want to vote for all those who haven't got any votes yet tongue.gif
Hurley
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jul 29 2009, 05:18 AM) *

Anyone want to send me any votes? unsure.gif

Car Expert



I already voted.
Car Expert
QUOTE(gedall40 @ Jul 29 2009, 10:31 AM) *
Yep. Tomorrow. I might want to vote for all those who haven't got any votes yet tongue.gif
That's fine then biggrin.gif
QUOTE(Voltron @ Jul 29 2009, 10:52 AM) *
I already voted.
I know thanks.gif

Car Expert
Hurley
I don't understand why peole don't vote for me.
Tequila
QUOTE(Voltron @ Jul 29 2009, 11:29 AM) *

I don't understand why peole don't vote for me.


Because you're not funny????????? rolleyes.gif
stetenorve
Tommy Cooper at the dentist...

"So I goes to the dentist, and I sit in the chair, and it keeps going in and out, in and out, not up and down. And the dentist says to me, Mr Cooper, please get out of the filing cabinet."
Crotchetymum
QUOTE(stetenorve @ Jul 29 2009, 01:01 PM) *

Tommy Cooper at the dentist...

"So I goes to the dentist, and I sit in the chair, and it keeps going in and out, in and out, not up and down. And the dentist says to me, Mr Cooper, please get out of the filing cabinet."


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laura-clarinet
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jul 29 2009, 10:18 AM) *

Anyone want to send me any votes? unsure.gif

Car Expert

I'll send you one if you send me one wink.gif
fsharpminor
QUOTE(stetenorve @ Jul 29 2009, 01:01 PM) *

Tommy Cooper at the dentist...

"So I goes to the dentist, and I sit in the chair, and it keeps going in and out, in and out, not up and down. And the dentist says to me, Mr Cooper, please get out of the filing cabinet."



Not at all humourous ! sad.gif
Car Expert
Wednesday update:

petrat = 39
Bagpuss = 29
diapason = 29
PianissiMole = 25
The Old Lady = 20
barry-clari = 16
Solari = 16
confutatis = 15
DaisyChain = 14
maledictis = 12
dcmbarton = 10
Babybird2 = 9
rosfrog = 9
sbhoa = 9
katyjay = 8
PianoDoodler = 8
skylark = 8
Holz Gedeckt = 7
noodle = 6
tonyteech = 6
Czerny = 5
fsharpminor = 5
gedall40 = 5
music margaret = 5
Soph15 = 4
stetevorve = 4
all ears = 3
hello_cello = 3
kenm = 3
briantrumpet = 2
mwl1 = 2
Car Expert = 1
laura-clarinet = 1
Russell = 1
tamsin = 1

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mrbouffant
Yay - confutatis and maledictis ride again (in a manner of speaking)...
hello_cello
Im not impressed, to say the least.
maggiemay
QUOTE(fsharpminor @ Jul 29 2009, 03:46 PM) *

QUOTE(stetenorve @ Jul 29 2009, 01:01 PM) *

Tommy Cooper at the dentist...

"So I goes to the dentist, and I sit in the chair, and it keeps going in and out, in and out, not up and down. And the dentist says to me, Mr Cooper, please get out of the filing cabinet."



Not at all humourous ! sad.gif

not in your opinion perhaps ...
sarah123
QUOTE(hello_cello @ Jul 29 2009, 04:14 PM) *

Im not impressed, to say the least.


Well, it would seem you're funnier than me. smile.gif
maledictis
QUOTE(confutatis @ Jul 29 2009, 04:12 PM) *

Yay - confutatis and maledictis ride again (in a manner of speaking)...

Hey! dry.gif Think of my reputation! ohmy.gif

Oh, hang on a minute... rolleyes.gif
Hurley
QUOTE(DawnF @ Jul 29 2009, 07:49 AM) *

QUOTE(Voltron @ Jul 29 2009, 11:29 AM) *

I don't understand why peole don't vote for me.


Because you're not funny????????? rolleyes.gif



You're going down Dawn!
barry-clari
Who is it that finds my jokes funny?... laugh.gif

It takes me many, many seconds to craft them!...
Tequila
QUOTE(Voltron @ Jul 29 2009, 08:40 PM) *

QUOTE(DawnF @ Jul 29 2009, 07:49 AM) *

QUOTE(Voltron @ Jul 29 2009, 11:29 AM) *

I don't understand why peole don't vote for me.


Because you're not funny????????? rolleyes.gif



You're going down Dawn!



Hey... I only speak the truth rolleyes.gif
and watch out.... no attacks on forum members. smile.gif

QUOTE(barry-clari @ Jul 29 2009, 09:01 PM) *

Who is it that finds my jokes funny?... laugh.gif

It takes me many, many seconds to craft them!...


Maybe you are just one of those people people like to laugh at....???? tongue.gif laugh.gif blush.gif

(sorry Barry, couldn't resist... wink.gif )
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