If you could choose to be any instrument in the world...which would you decide and why?

I'd like to be a flute! It's sweet and dainty (unlike me... )

Hmmmmmmm , definitely a blowing instrument of some sort. Gentle kiss from the flautists maybe ? or...

Unfortunately some of them are male !

Well definitely not percussion because I wouldn't want to be bashed about.

And not strings because I wouldn't want to be strung along.

Not brass because I'm certainly not a brassy kinda woman

So I guess a wind instrument of some sort, but I'd want to be very fussy as to who played me and he definitely wouldn't have to have bad breath

You could be plucked ???????????????????

Oooo I feel all ticklish at the thought

Put like that, yes it could be quite good fun being a guitar

I'd rather not be plucked, blown/spat on, or bashed about, thanks!

I'll be a Theremin!

I'd like to be an oboe d'amore. It would be wonderful to be able to sing like that!

I'd like to belong to a really good player, though, so no-one would mistake me for a duck decoy.

Cello. Dunno why though...

I think I'd quite like to be a baroque flute.

I'd want to be a bassoon, no idea why, but its rather nice.
I wouldn't want to be a bell, as i imagine id be a biy dizzy and bruised after a few minutes.

Being a bell, perhaps you'd be irritating as I guess you'd always want to chime in with some comment or other

He could end up having a ding-dong argument with his owner

Ropey joke that, off to the tower with you for dropping a clanger!

I like your sig today, Skyers

I thought it would a-peal to you




[ I'll get my coat... oh, thank you for handing it to me ]

I probably would end up as a cello. Just like me. Big breast, big hips and tiny waist.

Emsoboe sound slike a Cor today so that's maybe what she should be

I'd have to be somehting that never played in tune

oboe! just the instrument itself, not the reed though.

ocarina? pentatonic flute? Jew's harp?

Piano?

''I'd have to be somehting that never played in tune laugh.gif''
Sarah?

That's almost true. I do sometimes play in tune on the recorder though

Certainly harp. Maybe one day I can afford to buy one and learn it.

Cello- they just rock. Plus i bet the cases are really comfy to sleep in all day!

id be a trumpet..loud n noticeable!

A concert grand piano with a highly polished coat !!

I'd be a saxaphone. With a really nice looking chap to play me.

A bassoon
My piano teacher once asked me what I would call a group of bassoons (i.e. the collective noun, like a flock of sheep or a pack of wolves). I immediately said 'a racket(t)'.

As for being an instrument for the day... probably a trumpet or sax, so I could play in jazz bands all the time. And be very loud and noticable, like laura-clarinet said. I'm normally very quiet so I love playing any of my instruments fortissimo (only when it's marked, of course!).

I would be a piano.