http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/6...il-notices.html

Genius.

Excellent

Some taxis in Kuala Lumpur bear two signs, NO SMOKING and NO FARTING, each sign also bears a small illustration.

All marvellous.

I once heard a driver on a tube train announce the destinaiton in English, and then say:

'Here is the same announcement for our French visitors: zis traaain iz on the ze Metrrrropolitain Lern, stoppeen at Ladbrerk Gruve, Lateemer Rerd adn all staseyerns to 'ammersmit'

Made my day.

wonderful ! thanks

my son used to have a sign in his room

'smokers will be severely beaten about the body'

Continiung that theme - many years ago I heard the announcer at Glasgow Central Station say:

"We apologise for the late running of the 15.30 from Edinburgh. This is due to management incompetence."

I have a little dog called Zoomie and every time I type his name into Word or an email the spellcheckers go frantic trying to 'correct' it to Zombie!!!

Thing is, it's turned into a brain-worm for me and he now answers to Zombie


(yes - I do stand in the woods shouting 'ZOMBIE!!!!!'

Hmm... inspiring!

lol

Nice!!

Cue all the young kids nearby running away, in fear of their lives!

I just copied and pasted that into a translater.
then I realised, lol.

.... and do you know the motto of the French navy??

(if you need a clue, the English translation is 'to the water - 'tis time)

Lol

Can't send a photo, because when I drove by, it had gone...the sign that had an arrow pointing one way saying "To XYZ Hospital"....right above another sign with a different arrow directing people to "ABC Funeral Services"