http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8299118.stm
I have images in my head of creatures like the Clangers sitting down in the living room, enjoying a nice bit of family time, only to suddenly be rudely interrupted by what seems like an earthquake.
Cue the aforementioned Clangers jumping up and down in a panic, shouting "What the **** was THAT!?"
Rumour has it that several hundred large chunks of gorgonzola are heading for Earth at high velocity.

"Arrrrgh! Run! We're under attack!"
