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Extensive research has proven that the only way to combat the crippling effects of Man Flu is complete withdrawal to the sofa and uninterrupted mollycoddling by the girlfriend / wife.
In our house it's the complete opposite. When I'm ill, I just want to be left alone, take aspirin etc, and sleep.
When my wife's ill, everybody in the whole universe has to know about it and it's best to stay well away from her. Rather than stay in bed, she has to go around the house in a bad mood, finding fault with everything and reminding us all how ill she feels!
Steve