Aye - I'm with river on this one - my fiddle has had its fair share of knocks and hits over the last two years since I bought it (I didn't mind with my last one because it wasn't an expensive instrument, but this one was bought instead of car, so you get the idea....

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No one has spilled beer on it yet, but it's hard to find a safe place to leave it - on the table, it will certainly get beer on it (at least on the back) - leave it on a chair and someone will sit on it for sure (I've seen that happen - it makes the most sickening noise you can imagine...) and if you give it to someone to hold, they will eventually get bored and put it either on the table or on a chair.
I'm tempted by one of these table thingies - but then, I'm a sucker for anything accessory related. I'm sure I must walk down the street with 'sell me stuff' written on my head.
How goes Gandalf, JoJo? Anymore clips in the making?