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This Christmas, Liverpool will, once again, dazzle the world with its creativity as colonies of beautifully created penguins form a ‘Winter’s Trail’ around the city highlighting the city’s cultural and seasonal offerings.
Stand-up comedians all over the UK must be writing like crazy, preparing their jokes!!
After all,
Why did Ryanair stop planes landing at Liverpool airport?
Cos kids kept nicking the tyres!
Steve