'Good moaning ! Yesterday afternone, when the sin was shoning, I took a strool, and came across two forumites having a kuss and ciddle on the river bonk.
Then last noot, my neighbours cut got stick up a troo. We offered it fush, but in the end had to get a ludder

I am sure many of you remember him ,played by Arthur Bostrom. Lets start a new game and hear your own contributions, Crabtree style!

I dod nit undorstund whit yoo meen

Ragerds Peter

I don't remember him.

I remember the two Ronnies doing something vaguely similar.

(that was the nows at ton, when the bbc typewriter developed a glitch and replaced Es in the script with Os ...

a Scotsman in a kilt with a woodon log who had a sox-change, the Quoon, etc; great stuff).

For those who dont remember him, he was the policeman on 'Allo Allo' who got his vowels all mixed up.

I spent lost noot goang through p1sses on the piano.

We are having a Bored Mooting todoo, to discuss Bidgets, and Selery reviews for the Stuff.

(On reflection I think these sentences come out better when you just change a few key words rather than most of them)

What a coincidence! Our CD/DVD library has the whole set and I've been borrowing them recently. So funny!

What I never understood was why they suddenly changed the actor who played Captain Bertorelli. Much easier simply to introduce him as a replacement rather than use a different actor to play the same character.

There's a great scene where Crabtree- Arthur Bostrom - brings another british agent to the bar, a lady who speaks french the same way. During their conversation, you can see Bostrom coming very close to dissolving into laughter a few times and struggling to continue acting. The director obviously decided to keep it in.

I also read that the actor could actually speak french!

Anyway I must go now. In the words of Officer Crabtree:

"I was just peessing in the street and I hord a nose coming from hore."



Steve

thos is a rolly god yutub clop of Sgt Crobtree:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=960UYL3Vue8

That was a really good laugh! I particularly like 'The Airfarce has dropped their bumbs on the pimps' (at the Water Works)

Brilliant - thanks!

Oh him....

Did you ever see it live on stage? It was wonderful.

Rumor had it the actor was the only one in the cast that could speak French.

I love 'Allo 'Allo

The irony was that he could speak French fluently.

Glad to see the stuff are eating healthily even if they don't spell "celery" correctly...........

...and the formor primo ministor, Sir Aloc Douglas Homo.

Good moaning, again the sin is shoning, and its not as nappy as yesterday moaning. Hardly any brooze.

it's protty nappy hore

Andante LOL