It's only six months to my birthday...

I want one of these

Pleeeeease?

You mad thing you
I say play.........then eat out.

And I though I was crazy...

I knew I kept mine all these years for a good reason. I'll hang it in the kitchen when I get home. Mind you, mine's not washable.

That's hilarious! poor viola though!

I must try this at home...

Excellent - should have had a warning for viola players though!

Does Misterjay know about your desired present for your birthday?

We could club together, Barry? Go halves on $9.99?

Oh gosh! Think of all the utensils we'll no longer need when we have the viola-matic!!!!

I'm sure it would be easy to muddle up the Wood and "Not Wood" models after a few glasses!

They forgot to mention you can turn it upside down to use it as an egg slicer!