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missniffler
Ok, it's not really to do with er, classical music, but it's really addictive:

There was this competition on my local radio station a few days ago and it was matching songs with proffesions, or what people would wake up with in their heads! biggrin.gif

For example:

Postman : Return to Sender, Address Unknown

Psychiatrist (dunno how u spell it): Closest thing to Crazy

Train Driver : Sound of the Underground

Got anymore ideas? laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Ciao!
missniffler
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p.s. I mean thinking not 'thining' [typing error]
Helen
Well, I can't think of any at the moment, but now I have "Closest thing to crazy" in my head. blink.gif
Amber
I LOVE that song, which is probably a good thing since I'm a Psychotherapist & Counsellor!!!!

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Amber
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PS. It's so much nicer than Crazy by Patsy Cline!
Helen
QUOTE (Amber @ Jan 10 2005, 04:31 PM)
I LOVE that song, which is probably a good thing since I'm a Psychotherapist & Counsellor!!!!

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Helen
Oooh oooh oooh. Thought of one... but, its technically a nursery rhyme really...
Baker - Pat-a-cake
Amber
Philatelist - "Stuck On You"?!?!?!?!

And for people in the tourism industry - "Hotel California", and "Heartbreak Hotel".

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Amber
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PS. I'll just get me coat.....
Helen
People who work at a theme park: "Rollercoaster" That really old B*witched song I listened to for ages, aged about 10... blink.gif

isabelsmells
QUOTE (Subatomic_Star @ Jan 10 2005, 04:42 PM)
People who work at a theme park: "Rollercoaster" That really old B*witched song I listened to for ages, aged about 10... blink.gif

I remember that song, I found their old album a couple of days ago come to think of it...
DavidMusic
I listened to the Bewitched stuff recently, I thought it was rather good fun.

Why not turn this into a game, one person gives a job, then the next person has to think of a song to match up with it, and then has to name a job again. I, of course, couldn't take part, because of the delay with the moderated posts, but I could still enjoy all your answers!


Speaking of which,

fairground ride operator: Dizzy (vic reeves)
Nanny or Au pair: We will rock you (queen) <-- taking the name of the song out of context there!

By the way, this may have been on your local radio station, but this game's been played on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue (ISIHAC) on Radio 4 for years and years. It's the greatest radio show ever.
cecilia
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I remember that song, I found their old album a couple of days ago come to think of it...


So did I, Isabel! That's a strange coincidence...
Helen
QUOTE (cecilia @ Jan 10 2005, 04:56 PM)
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I remember that song, I found their old album a couple of days ago come to think of it...


So did I, Isabel! That's a strange coincidence...

B*witched are coming back to haunt us people with no lives who brought their albums. dry.gif
Piano_Lady
I used to love bewitched, tongue.gif lol, not no morrreeee, wot eva happened to them neway????? blink.gif
freda_bloogs
Bicycle Race for bike salesmen biggrin.gif
budthedub
Hello ppl!! I'm brand spankin' new!

mmmmmm, bewitched?!........................ blink.gif

well how about............. Fire Brigade = Buring down the house?! laugh.gif

I'm blonde!!!!
Helen
QUOTE (Piano_Lady @ Jan 10 2005, 05:18 PM)
wot eva happened to them neway????? blink.gif

Um, people gained taste? unsure.gif
Amber
Hi BudTheDub

Welcome to the Board.
I'm blonde too!

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Amber
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saxlover
IM BLONDE TOO!!!!! no funny comments anyone!
tamsin
<looks at Natalie>

Well theres a surpr...

Only joking. smile.gif

Right, song suggestions, ummm...

How about oh, can't think of what its called, um, 'Schools Out Forever', um, I think thats Alice Cooper... for teachers! smile.gif
saxlover
QUOTE (tamsin @ Jan 10 2005, 07:07 PM)
<looks at Natalie>

Well theres a surpr...

Only joking. smile.gif

watch it!
Rainbow
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'Schools Out Forever', um, I think thats Alice Cooper... for teachers!  


One of my friends was obsessed with that song in yr7... she kept writing the lyrics all over my planner biggrin.gif
saxlover
weatherperson- winds of change

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DavidMusic
QUOTE (Subatomic_Star @ Jan 10 2005, 06:19 PM)
QUOTE (Piano_Lady @ Jan 10 2005, 05:18 PM)
wot eva happened to them neway?????  :blink:

Um, people gained taste? unsure.gif

They made the themetune for the Sabrina the Teenage Witch cartoon

(before anyone thinks I'm pathetic, I used to write TV reviews for a bit of extra money, and I kept up with EVERYTHING)

and I think they all got married.
Student
QUOTE (clarinetlover @ Jan 11 2005, 03:08 AM)
QUOTE (tamsin @ Jan 10 2005, 07:07 PM)
<looks at Natalie>

Well theres a surpr...

Only joking. smile.gif

watch it!

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Helen
QUOTE
They made the themetune for the Sabrina the Teenage Witch cartoon

Really???!!! I used to watch that, ages ago though...
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<looks at Natalie>

Well theres a surpr...

Only joking.

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nicki_flute
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star - Astronomer
3 Ships (That Christmas song) - Sailor smile.gif
cheeble
Author - "Mr Writer" (Stereophonics) perhaps?

I once wrote a song about not being able to write songs. tongue.gif Then I submitted it for GCSE composition... smile.gif
Keys
QUOTE (Subatomic_Star @ Jan 11 2005, 11:16 AM)
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They made the themetune for the Sabrina the Teenage Witch cartoon

Really???!!! I used to watch that, ages ago though...

Lol,so did I, I also watched the normal non-animated one... (will not elaborate on how recent the last viewing of it was).
As for Bewitched, their voices do my head in.
saxlover
lol cheeble!

River of Dreams-rowers/sailors

Unbreak my heart- heart surgeons biggrin.gif
sarah-flute
QUOTE (clarinetlover @ Jan 11 2005, 09:37 PM)
Unbreak my heart- heart surgeons biggrin.gif

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I like!

Daring to be classical:

Brahms Wiegenlied - babysitters & nannies!
saxlover
QUOTE (sarah-flute @ Jan 11 2005, 09:45 PM)
QUOTE (clarinetlover @ Jan 11 2005, 09:37 PM)
Unbreak my heart- heart surgeons biggrin.gif

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I like!


good good!!!!! laugh.gif
maggiemay
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Daring to be classical:

Brahms Wiegenlied - babysitters & nannies!


and Schubert's Heiden roslein (I think that's right - hedge-roses)

for gardeners

and The Trout for cooks.

Maggie
sarah-flute
QUOTE (maggiemay @ Jan 11 2005, 10:00 PM)
and The Trout for cooks.

I especially like that one biggrin.gif

Libera - Freedom fighters... Hmm.
Le Onde - sailors
Carl Orff, O Fortuna! - Mystic Meg
Karl Jenkin's Mass For Peace - the Peace Corps?
maggiemay
You could of course include carols as well - although it's just a bit late ...

Rejoice and be merry for landlords and pub-owners

Past three o' clock for jewellers and watchmakers

O little town for cartographers (is that what you call people who draw maps?)

It came upon the midnight clear for weather forecasters and astronomers

Unto us is born a son for midwives

The holly and the ivy for gardeners (again)

I saw three ships for customs and excise people (or smugglers maybe)

Masters in this hall for schoolteachers

Deck the hall for interior decorators


no doubt you can think of some more ??
as missniffler said, it's addictive !

Maggie







sarah190886
Footballer....

I get a kick out of you.

HA!!! "Kick," geddit???

Ahem

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Anyone mean enough to match a job to Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now by The Smiths?
Rhapsodin
Beethoven . . . . . Give me the moonlight.

Humourless messengers. . . . . The Bore's Head Carol



zoda
QUOTE (clarinetlover @ Jan 11 2005, 09:37 PM)


Unbreak my heart- heart surgeons biggrin.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

another one bites the dust - ant keeper
Student
QUOTE (zoda @ Jan 12 2005, 07:33 PM)
QUOTE (clarinetlover @ Jan 11 2005, 09:37 PM)


Unbreak my heart- heart surgeons biggrin.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

another one bites the dust - ant keeper

biggrin.gif laugh.gif smile.gif Funny.
saxlover
rescue me- lifeguard

when im cleaning windows- windowcleaner!

zipideedodah- tailor

my old man's a dustman-refuse collector

wind beneath my wings- airline pilot

who let the dogs out- vet

burn baby burn= fireman

you win again- national lottery administrator

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Saxophonist
Blue moon - werewolves

O.k its not a job but i think it works qute well

and the planets by Holst- astrologers/astronaughts





Yes I'm sad

*leaves stage to chorus of booing*
Saxophonist
Guns 'n' Roses, November rain - weather forecasters

Take a look at me now - Michael Jackson (after his plastic surgery)
Keys
QUOTE (Saxophonist @ Jan 14 2005, 11:10 PM)
Take a look at me now - Michael Jackson (after his plastic surgery)

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missniffler
Whoa! You guys are soooo good at this. How about:

It's raining men - Weather Forecaster.

The Winner Takes it All - Prom Queen (leaves stage after being hit in the head my a cauliflower) sad.gif
Helen
Ooh, thought of some more:
Shopkeeper: In the Quarter masters stores
Gardener: Cauliflowers fluffy
Choreographer or dancing teacher or dancer of any kind(!!) : Dancing Queen
sarah-flute
QUOTE (Subatomic_Star @ Jan 19 2005, 06:01 PM)
Gardener: Cauliflowers fluffy

quoi??
cecilia
I think it's the children's harvest song called "Paint-box"-

Cauliflowers fluffy, and cabbages green
Strawberries sweeter than any I've seen
(something...) and onions fat,
Radishes round and runner beans flat
The apples are ripe, the plums are red
Broad beans are sleeping in a blankety bed.

There are two more verses but that's all I can remember- I sang it once in about Year 2!
Saxophonist
I sung that when I was in year 2. And its one of the only songs I remember from primary school!
Helen
QUOTE (cecilia @ Jan 19 2005, 08:24 PM)
Cauliflowers fluffy, and cabbages green
Strawberries sweeter than any I've seen
(something...) and onions fat,
Radishes round and runner beans flat
The apples are ripe, the plums are red
Broad beans are sleeping in a blankety bed.

The 'something' is "beetroots purple" rolleyes.gif
sarah-flute
ahhh OK
nicki_flute
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I sung that when I was in year 2. And its one of the only songs I remember from primary school!

I never did that one, though I vaguely remember one about oats and barley!
Keys
I've started thinking about the song with the Clover advert.

'with crusty rolls, bagels..lalalalala
oh we all love clover
all over this land......'
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