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andante
Someone sent me this, made me think of you! tongue.gif

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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it

Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you can converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite ### without spitting

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Please feel free to share this important information with as many women as you feel may benefit!

Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz ..............

tonedeafmum
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scotliz
Very good!
flobiano
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TSax
Where's the "Like" button?

...and where's the corkscrew?
MusicalNitWit
So are you saying that I clearly already drink Cabernet Sauvignon? dry.gif

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andante
No, but it sounds like you are laugh.gif laugh.gif

It was the first line about feelings of inadequacy that rang a bell with your conversation with the head of music at school.
MusicalNitWit
In my defence I did have a very strong caffeine overdose over the last two days. I bought superstrength paracetamol, exceeded the limit (as always), and didn't realise they had super doses of caffeine in them...

Looking back I was clearly off my face in oboe lessons and chattering $*&^ and by the time piano lesson came I had a few twitches.
andante
Watch the paracetamol it's bad for your liver I believe.
MusicalNitWit
And is this your way to stop me from stopping posting? dry.gif

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andante
I have no room to talk, virtually teetotal me is drinking Pimms. Already feeling the effects and I'm only a fifth of the way down the glass. blink.gif
tonedeafmum
QUOTE(andante @ May 20 2011, 08:23 PM) *

I have no room to talk, virtually teetotal me is drinking Pimms. Already feeling the effects and I'm only a fifth of the way down the glass. blink.gif
Pimms! wub.gif Lovely Pimms. I blame MNW - I think she works for their advertising company! I went out with friends last night and they got ready to order my traditional pint of Diet Coke (yep - I can out caffeine the MNW any day blush.gif ) but I said I'd really rather have a Pimms and Lemonade! Hardly ever drink alchohol but there had been so many Pimm references on the parents' forum - I just couldn't resist.

Plus the Pimms was buy 1 get 1 free. biggrin.gif
andante
Pint of diet coke is my normal. laugh.gif
MusicalNitWit
The P word has been mentioned once by me and numerous times by you TDF!

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Dulcet
QUOTE(MusicalNitWit @ May 20 2011, 08:49 PM) *

The P word has been mentioned once by me and numerous times by you TDF!

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Now, where's that Pimms?
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