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ffliwt
Our father, who art in prison, only mum know's his name, thy riots come, read it in the Sun, in Birmingham, as it is in London. Give us this day our welfare bread & forgive us our looting, as we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us. Lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing, for thine is the spliff, the blackberry & the lager, forever & ever ........... innit.
Violin Hero
QUOTE(ffliwt @ Aug 15 2011, 06:48 PM) *

Our father, who art in prison, only mum know's his name, thy riots come, read it in the Sun, in Birmingham, as it is in London. Give us this day our welfare bread & forgive us our looting, as we're happy to loot those who defend stuff against us. Lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing, for thine is the spliff, the blackberry & the lager, forever & ever ........... innit.


It is basically saying the exact opposite message of the real Lord's prayer. And yes, it is funny. tongue.gif
corenfa
Ha - it's kind of cruelly apt. And I'm not very sympathetic towards the looters, so I'm quite happy to poke fun at them.
ffliwt
Haha laugh.gif I'm not AT ALL sympathetic towards any single one of them and they deserve to be severely punished!!


(...i feel quite strongly haha)
corenfa
QUOTE(ffliwt @ Aug 15 2011, 06:59 PM) *

Haha laugh.gif I'm not AT ALL sympathetic towards any single one of them and they deserve to be severely punished!!


(...i feel quite strongly haha)


To be honest.. neither am I. i was just talking in my usual waffly way smile.gif
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