QUOTE(porilo @ Sep 21 2011, 07:34 AM)

Thank you, but I'm trying to work out whether you're early or late.

My birthday is 21st March, so technically today is my half-birthday. I think I'll have half a piece of cake later.

I suspect a typo when you joined - your profile claims today as your birthday. Maybe you can be like the Queen and have a real birthday and an official one