Let's just say....judging from shoe sizes listed here, either you're using a shoe sizing system unknown to shoe manufacturers, or I can't imagine why any of you think you have large feet!!

is about my only musical talent.
Son Airman can just manage to fit the largest shoe size in local shops if lucky, but son Viohazard's shoe-shopping requires a trip to ONE particular shop, hidden on a backstreet in a little-known part of Tokyo.
Husband has incredibly small feet, and maintains that he was the star of the Sunday school choir at the local mission...until the fateful day when they neg lected to offer him the post-practice biscuit tin! Never mind, his small-foot genes have obviously been well and truly "stamped out"

of the noble Ears heritage...
We have a saying in Japan: "Big-foot stupid, small-foot no sense"...take your pick!