between a piano and a fish??

Another pianist_1210 joke?

OK. Fish and chips are lots easer to wrap and take home than piano and chips.

Something to do with scales, maybe?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish? *said 'tuna fish' in case no one has heard this incredibly old joke...*

OUCH! THAT HURT!

<wanders off to drop piano on an army camp, to get - wait for it - A Flat Major>

<tumbleweed blows across stage>

<throws remains of piano down a pit to get - run whilst you still can - A Flat Miner>

I'll get my coat.

QUOTE

<wanders off to drop piano on an army camp, to get - wait for it - A Flat Major>

What did the soldier say after he dropped a piano on his superior?

Be flat Major.

What did the other soldier say to the soldier that dropped the piano?

See flat Major.

QUOTE

I'll get my coat.

*Follows Deborah, picks up coat and wellies (its snowing...)*

what's the difference between a piano and an onion?


no one cries when you cut up a piano.


(ps only a joke, in truth i adore the piano)

QUOTE (Subatomic_Star @ Feb 25 2005, 01:22 PM)

You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish? *said 'tuna fish' in case no one has heard this incredibly old joke...*

that's right!!