Well, I am pleased to realise that I obviously have no common sense after all these years teaching, playing, travelling around and living in a number of different rented rooms, flats, houses and the like. If only I'd had a shred of common sense before I started learning music! I should have known better than to foolishly believe I would ever make a tidy living from either teaching or playing!! You're quite right of course, I don't know what I'm talking about - please do forgive this amateurish slip of the mind in deluding myself into acting like a professional musician and teacher; anyone would almost think I had actually been in this situation before and been turned away repeatedly by obstinate landlords!! How silly of me to assume this grandiose pretense!
Clearly the best advice is, whilst trying to rely entirely on private teaching for a living, to beg agencies and landlords for their 'permission' to allow you to teach in their premises, and spend months searching for a place to live as they all say no way - "no insurance, business running from home, most improper, etc" ... then try and magically produce the vast sum required to go it alone and buy premises, cash in hand, so you can avoid the landlord dilemma altogether - This is before you actually get started trying to make a serious living from teaching, privately, of course.
Quite right. What on EARTH was I thinking?!
Many apologies for suggesting such rot!
Best of luck with the paperwork, decibel level tests, local residents permission, legal red tape, and long winded explanations over and over to try and explain that a piano doesn't actually make THAT much noise, and when compared to a stereo on full blast - and that of course it's ridiculous, blah blah ...
In fact, why not go the whole hog and buy an entertainment license before you broach the subject with the agencies and landlords, so you can have the premises registered as an official 'live' music venue - just so you can practice in peace and do a little teaching to pass on your hard earned skills without upsetting the neighbours too much!!!
The way this government has set things up, you'd think it's mandatory to gain permission and pay a fee to play a single note these days without risking legal proceedings!
After all, last time I watched a friend play piano, I had to wear earplugs to stop the excruciating pain I felt everytime a single key was pressed gently- after the last piano recital I went to burst everyone's eardrums from 60 feet without amplification!
Pianos are dangerous instruments after all!!! + God forbid a child learn how to wield this lethal aural weapon!!! Certainly not without the proper fees being paid to the the right people first of course...
Not that I'm being sarcastic or anything, or that I find the state of affairs in this country with regard to music education and live music in general an offence to the artform from time to time...
After all, a nightclub can't possible generate as much noise as a grand piano can it!!! No, silliness, they don't need an 'entertainment license'; what rot! Anywhere that has 'instruments' of course or, GOD SAVE US - musicians!! (Terrible bunch of miscreants out to deafen the land!) must must must pay for the privilege of playing their strident WMD's in public. (weapons of mass deafness)
Quick! A recorder teacher's teaching without a license! Mi6!!! Attack attack! Wound, maim, neutralise the threat!
Anyway, That's me done for the year! Firmly tongue in cheek of course, and without absolutely a single shred of common... commas, erm... what was it again!?