sl123451
Jun 5 2005, 06:09 PM
*carribean rum punch for grand choeur*
uberzoldat
Jun 5 2005, 06:09 PM
I don't think I like your attitude,
manager . (if that's what you call yourself. The only thing you've managed is to delegate your duties to everyone else.) If things don't improve around here, I shall hand in my notice.

(proper irritable chef style, don't ya think?)
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:12 PM
QUOTE(sl123451 @ Jun 5 2005, 02:09 PM)
*carribean rum punch for grand choeur*
ackk - where did this rum come from?? bargain basement??
BAH.... take it back!!!!!
maggiemay
Jun 5 2005, 06:14 PM
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 5 2005, 05:30 PM)
WAITER!!! What's this fly doing in my soup?
looks like backstroke to me sir.
uberzoldat
Jun 5 2005, 06:14 PM
Ok. Would anyone like a helping of my potato and leek casserole?
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:14 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Jun 5 2005, 02:09 PM)
I don't think I like your attitude,
manager . (if that's what you call yourself. The only thing you've managed is to delegate your duties to everyone else.) If things don't improve around here, I shall hand in my notice.

(proper irritable chef style, don't ya think?)
*whispers to uberzoldat - Fancy making the placards while I rally the staffers?*
uberzoldat
Jun 5 2005, 06:15 PM
*whispers back. Sure. I'm against picketing, though. I just don't know how to show it.
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:16 PM
*Ahem*
Wobby
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:18 PM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jun 5 2005, 02:14 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 5 2005, 05:30 PM)
WAITER!!! What's this fly doing in my soup?
looks like backstroke to me sir.

umm not quite... looks like the freestyle... hmm
Let's ask the Board of Health people shall we?
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:19 PM
Looks like we need to call in sax_girl!
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:19 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Jun 5 2005, 02:14 PM)
Ok. Would anyone like a helping of my potato and
leek casserole?
I think the plumber might be interested... lol
saxlover
Jun 5 2005, 06:22 PM
i wanna be something!
sl123451
Jun 5 2005, 06:22 PM
wobby seeing as i have some spare time can i be a part time musician?
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:24 PM
Yup! Hey Nat, so what you wanna be?
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon and sl123451
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
saxlover
Jun 5 2005, 06:24 PM
erm i'll be a musician
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:26 PM
OK! New List:
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
sl123451
Jun 5 2005, 06:27 PM
wobby we need more waiters/waitresses dont we. nat why dont you do what i do.....you can be waitress and part time musician. or the other way round.
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:27 PM
You don't happen to be able to play Moonlight Sonata 3rd Movement do you?
Wobby
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:28 PM
Evening!
ooo there is some more musicians!!!! Yay!!
sl123451
Jun 5 2005, 06:28 PM
anybody in need of food/drink?
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:28 PM
Yeah, we definitely need more waiters and waitresses! And musicians!
Wobby
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:28 PM
No, but I'll cook it for you. One Moonlight Sonata coming right up.....
sl123451
Jun 5 2005, 06:29 PM
good joke wobby
Car Expert
Jun 5 2005, 06:29 PM
That must be a record!
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:29 PM
one day we should have a karoke night....
sl123451
Jun 5 2005, 06:29 PM
*as a musician making ones way through chopins no.3 ballade A major*
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:29 PM
QUOTE(clarinetlover @ Jun 5 2005, 02:22 PM)
i wanna be recovering *starts a petition to close down this place*
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:30 PM
Re. Post 932.....
Is it worth me buying a new bikini or not?
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:31 PM
I'd like some Acciacatural Arpeggiorical Soup© please:
- Platinum Blend Double Cream©
- Grated White Truffle
- Golden Corn
- Magical Croutons
- Blue Chicken Stock
- 2 Golden Eggs from a Purple Duck
- Silver Milk from and Orange Cow
- Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
- Eucalyptus Leaves picked by the King of Koalas
- Black Salt and White Pepper
- Colourings: 11B6EC, F5F9FD and EEF2F7
- Mono-sodium Glutamate
- Spring Water from the top of Mount Everest
Wobby
By the way Amber, you and purple dolphin have had a pay rise!
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:31 PM
strange post that
*searches for post 932*
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:32 PM
WAITER! can i have a crochet sundea please
sl123451
Jun 5 2005, 06:33 PM
can i serve anyone with anything?
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:33 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 06:31 PM)
By the way Amber, you and purple dolphin have had a pay rise!
Wow thanks!
Can I book some holiday leave please for after the Holly Williams concert?
Amber
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(lots of kisses coz of payrise)
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:34 PM
Yeh, me! (i is my night off now there are soem more musicians YAY!
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:34 PM
Yep, by the way, when's Holly coming in? And did you manage to book Lorna Linley?
Wobby
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:35 PM
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 5 2005, 06:32 PM)
WAITER! can i have a crochet sundea please
Wot, a knitted one?
Sorry, only doing Crotchet Sundaes here at the moment (because of stave shortages)
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:36 PM
Karaoke Night on Thursday! (If I remember!) Free drinks on Karaoke Night, and free drinks everyday after 9:30!
Wobby
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:36 PM
sorry can I have a CROTCHET sundae please
(sorry about spelling)
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:36 PM
QUOTE(sl123451 @ Jun 5 2005, 02:29 PM)
*Hmmph* Where are the jokes for my thread?
http://forums.abrsm.org/index.php?showtopic=7049
sl123451
Jun 5 2005, 06:36 PM
*1 crochet sundae for fluteandbassoon*
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:37 PM
Holly's people are talking to my people, so I'll let you know on that one.
Lorna I don't know about. I'll have to hang around in a different pub tonight to see if I can find anyone who knows her.
will keep you informed on my progress......
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:37 PM
Thank you
*tastes the sundae...
doesn't keel over*
I should be a karoke night
uberzoldat
Jun 5 2005, 06:38 PM
Now serving... death by chocolate. (perhaps literally....)
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:39 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 02:36 PM)
Karaoke Night on Thursday! (If I remember!) Free drinks on Karaoke Night, and free drinks everyday after 9:30!
Wobby*starts petition agains free drinks nite*
*calls AA to picket*
*rounds up the police with breathalyser kits*
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:40 PM
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 5 2005, 07:39 PM)
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 02:36 PM)
Karaoke Night on Thursday! (If I remember!) Free drinks on Karaoke Night, and free drinks everyday after 9:30!
Wobby*starts petition about free drinks nite*
*rounds up the police with breathalyser kits*
*Makes sure the bike is in for a service that night so not to be caught drink-riding*
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:41 PM
Oh, if you want any information about LornaLinley, she has written her life autobiography
here! An honour to have such a celebrity here on our forums!
WobbyCurrent List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
noodle
Jun 5 2005, 06:43 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 06:56 PM)
Right, I'm off to get my dinner!
WobbyCan you not eat here like everyone else??? It doesn't say much about the cafe if the manager doesn't eat in it.
saxlover
Jun 5 2005, 06:43 PM
karaoke? i aint singing
Car Expert
Jun 5 2005, 06:44 PM
I ate here, having my pasta and fried chips with side dish banana.
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:44 PM
I'll double up as a delicatessen server....
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