Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:47 PM
OK then!
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
p.s. Would've eaten here, but the chefs were away!
sl123451
Jun 5 2005, 06:48 PM
did anyone have my pasta?
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:49 PM
There were several requests for it I think, but can't remember their names.
Wobby
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:49 PM
QUOTE(sl123451 @ Jun 5 2005, 07:48 PM)
did anyone have my pasta?
Yeh, It was nice
Anyone want a cake??
*pushes trolley with loads of cakes on it*
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:49 PM
I'm just off to hang around the pubs in Luton to see if I can get Lorna Linley to give us a freebie recital.
The lengths I go to for this cafe.
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:49 PM
Ok! *Takes a cake*

Thanks!
Wobby
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:49 PM
take this cake... you might need it
uberzoldat
Jun 5 2005, 06:50 PM
doesn't anyone want some of my death by chocolate?
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:50 PM
what does it have in it?
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:50 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Jun 5 2005, 06:50 PM)
doesn't anyone want some of my death by chocolate?
Not when I've got Death By Luton to face tonight.
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:51 PM
Nope, still waiting for my Acciacatural Arpeggiorical Soup©!
- Platinum Blend Double Cream©
- Grated White Truffle
- Golden Corn
- Magical Croutons
- Blue Chicken Stock
- 2 Golden Eggs from a Purple Duck
- Silver Milk from and Orange Cow
- Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme
- Eucalyptus Leaves picked by the King of Koalas
- Black Salt and White Pepper
- Colourings: 11B6EC, F5F9FD and EEF2F7
- Mono-sodium Glutamate
- Spring Water from the top of Mount Everest
Wobby
noodle
Jun 5 2005, 06:51 PM
NO thanks. Can I have a drink please?
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:51 PM
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 5 2005, 06:49 PM)
take this cake... you might need it
Thank you, you're a very kind person.
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:51 PM
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 5 2005, 02:44 PM)
I'll double up as a delicatessen server....
I'll just double up and keel over...
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:51 PM
QUOTE(Amber @ Jun 5 2005, 07:50 PM)
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Jun 5 2005, 06:50 PM)
doesn't anyone want some of my death by chocolate?
Not when I've got Death By Luton to face tonight.
I am sure LUton is not that bad......
*goes to ofind the book about 50 worst towns*
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:52 PM
Hey Amber, I think you'll find Lorna Linley is currently residing in the Opera House in Sydney, Australia!
Wobby
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:52 PM
I've still got lots of soup left over from my sister's Christmas present to me last year.
Anyone for vintage Mulligatawny?
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:53 PM
I'll try a bit!
Wobby
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:53 PM
Does anyone want any asparagus?
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:53 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 06:52 PM)
Hey Amber, I think you'll find Lorna Linley is currently residing in the Opera House in Sydney, Australia!
WobbyAre you sure?
Or are you just trying to get rid of me.....?

Vintage Mulligatawny coming up (be it on your own head)
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:53 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 5 2005, 02:44 PM)
I ate here, having my pasta and fried chips with side dish banana.
*snatches banana away...yumm... Here you go - I hear the skin's quite tasty...*
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:54 PM
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 5 2005, 06:53 PM)
Does anyone want any asparagus?
To do what with?
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:55 PM
*CRASH BANG*
Who left a banana skin on the floor??? Look all the cakes are ruined!
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:55 PM
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 5 2005, 02:53 PM)
Does anyone want any asparagus?
Yes please
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:55 PM
You'll never find the extraordinarily talented
Lorna Linley in a mere pub!

She cannot afford to be seen with lower class people!
Wobbyp.s. Nope, not trying to get rid of you, coz your holiday pay's more than your salary!
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:56 PM
Ooh I've worked out how to do the picture thingy. I've put a self portrait in.
noodle
Jun 5 2005, 06:56 PM
QUOTE(Amber @ Jun 5 2005, 07:52 PM)
I've still got lots of soup left over from my sister's Christmas present to me last year.
Anyone for vintage Mulligatawny?

I'll have a slice please.
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:56 PM
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 5 2005, 07:55 PM)
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 5 2005, 02:53 PM)
Does anyone want any asparagus?
Yes please
hand over some asparagus on a bed of potato and lettuce
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:57 PM
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 5 2005, 02:55 PM)
*CRASH BANG*
Who left a banana skin on the floor??? Look all the cakes are ruined!
Think of it this way - your cholesterol count remains in safe limits. Have a banana instead...
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 06:58 PM
Lol, wow, you're a fantastic artist! Why not take the position of Café Characaturist as well?!

Double the pay!
WobbyBy the way, what's it say in the bottom-right hand corner?
purple dolphin
Jun 5 2005, 06:58 PM
Would anybody like any drinks?
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 06:58 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 5 2005, 06:55 PM)
You'll never find the extraordinarily talented
Lorna Linley in a mere pub!

She cannot afford to be seen with lower class people!
Wobbyp.s. Nope, not trying to get rid of you, coz your holiday pay's more than your salary!
It will be self-liquidating though, coz of all the new people that Holly's gig will bring in.
Write it off in the PR budget.
I NEED A HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Throws mini Lorna-like primadonna tantrum)
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 06:58 PM
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 5 2005, 07:57 PM)
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 5 2005, 02:55 PM)
*CRASH BANG*
Who left a banana skin on the floor??? Look all the cakes are ruined!
Think of it this way - your cholesterol count remains in safe limits. Have a banana instead...

I dont like bananas..... is there any cherries??
Car Expert
Jun 5 2005, 06:58 PM
QUOTE(sl123451 @ Jun 5 2005, 07:48 PM)
did anyone have my pasta?
I had some!
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:58 PM
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 5 2005, 02:56 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 5 2005, 07:55 PM)
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 5 2005, 02:53 PM)
Does anyone want any asparagus?
Yes please
hand over some asparagus on a bed of potato and lettuce
Could I also have a glass of mineral water as well?
Thank kew
uberzoldat
Jun 5 2005, 06:58 PM
The death by chocolate is-
Three layers of moist chocolate sponge, with a fudge filling inbetween, topped off with chocolate mousse and chocolate sprinkles.
noodle
Jun 5 2005, 06:58 PM
QUOTE(Amber @ Jun 5 2005, 07:56 PM)
Ooh I've worked out how to do the picture thingy. I've put a self portrait in.
So I see!!
grand choeur
Jun 5 2005, 06:59 PM
[quote=fluteandbassoon,Jun 5 2005, 02:58 PM]
[quote=grand choeur,Jun 5 2005, 07:57 PM][quote=fluteandbassoon,Jun 5 2005, 02:55 PM]*CRASH BANG*
is there any cherries??
[/quote]
actually no, but there are cherries about... LOL
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 07:00 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Jun 5 2005, 07:58 PM)
The death by chocolate is-
Three layers of moist chocolate sponge, with a fudge filling inbetween, topped off with chocolate mousse and chocolate sprinkles.
Can I have some please. I don't to worry about crashinmg the cake trollley so I can go slightly hyper.
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 07:00 PM
Hang on, my kids say it's too flattering to be me.
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 07:01 PM
One slice of Mulligatawny coming up. Sorry for the delay.
uberzoldat
Jun 5 2005, 07:01 PM
Ok. *hands ridiculously large slice of death by chocolate with whipped cream to fluteandbassoon*
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 07:01 PM
QUOTE(Amber @ Jun 5 2005, 08:00 PM)
Hang on, my kids say it's too flattering to be me.

Ignore them!
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 07:01 PM
Death by Chocolate sounds SOOOO much nicer than Death By Luton.
fluteandbassoon
Jun 5 2005, 07:01 PM
UMm it nice..
uberzoldat
Jun 5 2005, 07:02 PM
Sure I can't tempt you with a piece, Amber?
purple dolphin
Jun 5 2005, 07:02 PM
*Hands mineral water to whoever asked for it*
Amber
Jun 5 2005, 07:03 PM
Hmmmm..... Just been looking at other people's self portraits. Frankly, it's worrying.
purple dolphin
Jun 5 2005, 07:03 PM
Is it ok if I take a week's leave Wobby?
Wobby
Jun 5 2005, 07:03 PM
Why, where're you going?
Wobby
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