fluteandbassoon
Oct 13 2005, 05:59 PM
Not that long
Car Expert
Oct 13 2005, 06:00 PM
A month possibly.
CD22 found a picture of a female penguin somewhere. *Checks through paperwork*
Car Expert
Car Expert
Oct 13 2005, 06:02 PM
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Oct 13 2005, 06:04 PM
awww...maybe me and Nick could have a double wedding...
Car Expert
Oct 13 2005, 06:18 PM
Awards Update
If you haven't voted for Best Slogan, please do so. I have given (this time) the usual voters a PM to remind them to vote. Remember, the PM voting for this category stops in 3 days time!
Car Expert
CrazyDudette22
Oct 13 2005, 07:05 PM
Rello!! Hope you've all had a good day... Beethoven and Bob!! Aww...

oh yeah the slogans... hmm...which 1 shall I vote for? could you make a list please CE of all slogans so far... thankyou!!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Oct 13 2005, 07:08 PM
QUOTE(CrazyDudette22 @ Oct 13 2005, 08:05 PM)
Rello!! Hope you've all had a good day... Beethoven and Bob!! Aww...

oh yeah the slogans... hmm...which 1 shall I vote for? could you make a list please CE of all slogans so far... thankyou!!
Go to the slogan thread!!

Its only 4 pages long this time...unlike the limerick thread!!
CrazyDudette22
Oct 13 2005, 07:09 PM
Oh yeah!! Sorry about that...*goes off to the slogan thread*
Noodelz
Oct 13 2005, 07:15 PM
I've forgotten all about that!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Oct 13 2005, 07:18 PM
Noodelz
Oct 13 2005, 07:56 PM
It's so quiet, HELLO?*echos*
Car Expert
Oct 13 2005, 07:57 PM
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
Bob
Noodelz
Oct 13 2005, 07:58 PM
WEY! Bob! How are you?
CrazyDudette22
Oct 13 2005, 07:58 PM
Noodelz
Oct 13 2005, 07:58 PM
Sell it on eBay, I bet there will be loads of offers!
CrazyDudette22
Oct 13 2005, 07:59 PM

Lol!
Ooohhh by the way CPPF, when's the wedding?
Car Expert
Oct 13 2005, 07:59 PM
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
I'm fine. Car Expert said he was popping out to the Beethoven café.
Bob
CrazyDudette22
Oct 13 2005, 08:06 PM
Oh yeah I tried going on that and it still came up as white... but I'll try going on it at the weekends... oh yeah Bob, what do you think of Beethoven?
fluteandbassoon
Oct 13 2005, 08:07 PM
Hello! oppsie I havent logged into the Beethoven cafe yet....
Car Expert
Oct 13 2005, 08:07 PM
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
He's great. I can play most of his pieces!

Bob
Boo Radley
Oct 13 2005, 08:22 PM
*Sigh* Here I am on my last official evening of childhood doodling around, so to speak, on the forums. Anyone else there?
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Oct 13 2005, 08:34 PM
I dont get this, when the thingy says that everyone else was posting, i swear that was the time i was refreshing and refreshing and wondering why no one was here...
Choddy
Oct 13 2005, 08:42 PM
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Oct 13 2005, 08:22 PM)
*Sigh* Here I am on my last official evening of childhood doodling around, so to speak, on the forums. Anyone else there?
I'm here!! So how old will you be then? I guessed you might be 20, but then 19 isn't really childhood, so then I guessed you will be 18? Correct?
Boo Radley
Oct 13 2005, 08:44 PM
QUOTE(Choddy @ Oct 13 2005, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Oct 13 2005, 08:22 PM)
*Sigh* Here I am on my last official evening of childhood doodling around, so to speak, on the forums. Anyone else there?
I'm here!! So how old will you be then? I guessed you might be 20, but then 19 isn't really childhood, so then I guessed you will be 18? Correct?

Yup!
nicki_flute
Oct 13 2005, 08:46 PM
*yawns* So...tired....
fluteandbassoon
Oct 13 2005, 08:47 PM
Hi Nicki, How has your day been?
Choddy
Oct 13 2005, 08:50 PM
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Oct 13 2005, 08:44 PM)
QUOTE(Choddy @ Oct 13 2005, 08:42 PM)
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Oct 13 2005, 08:22 PM)
*Sigh* Here I am on my last official evening of childhood doodling around, so to speak, on the forums. Anyone else there?
I'm here!! So how old will you be then? I guessed you might be 20, but then 19 isn't really childhood, so then I guessed you will be 18? Correct?

Yup!

Well, I probably won't manage to get on tomorrow, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR TOMORROW BOO!!!
*bakes cake and puts it in freezer so CPPF can get it out tomorrow and pretend it's hers*
Oddball
Oct 13 2005, 08:52 PM
Happy birthday for tomorrow boo!
Car Expert
Oct 13 2005, 08:53 PM
Happy birthday Boo!
Car Expert
fluteandbassoon
Oct 13 2005, 08:53 PM
happy Birthday for tomarrow Boo!
(phew I won't be wishing a happy belated birthday:))
uberzoldat
Oct 13 2005, 08:57 PM
Happy Birthday for tomorrow, Boo! Have a great day.
Wobby
Oct 13 2005, 08:58 PM
Happy Birthday Boo for tomorrow! How's your accounting going at the moment?
I've got the Security Camera report....QUOTE(Security Camera Type A @ Oct 12 2005, 07:02 PM)
Beep!
Progress report: Employees who have worked this week - Amber, Archie, Bob, Car Expert, Choddy, crazy_purple_piano_freak, CrazyDudette22, fluteandbassoon, Helen, Janexxx, maggiemay, nicki flute, Noodelz, Rainbow, saxlover and violin-ann.
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Oct 13 2005, 04:16 PM)
Gee, so many weddings. We might even have a virtual wedding between CE's Bob the penguin, and Wobby's security camera.

Sorry, Bob, not interested - you're not my type!
Thus, everyone who is listed here shall get their pay permanently doubled (now there's an incentive!
), unless I see reason to reduce it again... However, everybody else has had their wages halved from now on - if you want to amend this, you'd better get to work! Please note that wages cuts will not be immediately amended after one week's worth of working - each week spent without working must be countered with a same number of weeks spent working in order just to get your pay back to what it was before... Or, instead of working, you could always buy something from the café, but someone must be working there to serve it to you!
~Wobby~
Wobby
Oct 13 2005, 08:59 PM
By the way, what does 'Rello' mean? 
~Wobby~
Car Expert
Oct 13 2005, 08:59 PM
Hello
Car Expert
uberzoldat
Oct 13 2005, 09:01 PM
You need to watch out, Wobby. Disgruntled staff may well contact the Inland Revenue for NMW disputes. *grins evilly* muahaha
Choddy
Oct 13 2005, 09:01 PM
In Scooby language!
Night all!
CPPF dear: don't forget to get that cake out of the freezer tomorrow for Boo's birthday!
Wobby
Oct 13 2005, 09:01 PM
Ah, fair enough! 
~Wobby~
uberzoldat
Oct 13 2005, 09:02 PM

glad you've seen the light
Wobby
Oct 13 2005, 09:04 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Oct 13 2005, 09:01 PM)
You need to watch out, Wobby. Disgruntled staff may well contact the Inland Revenue for NMW disputes. *grins evilly* muahaha
Ah, but without my job, you won't be able to survive - it is the only source of employment on this island! Besides, the police are easily bribed with a pack of 10 doughnuts! 
So, if you want some money... YOU'D BETTER WORK FOR IT! 
~Wobby~
Car Expert
Oct 13 2005, 09:04 PM
Do you want a drink Wobby?
Car Expert
Wobby
Oct 13 2005, 09:05 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Oct 13 2005, 09:02 PM)

glad you've seen the light
I was talking about 'Rello', not your wages - they are not negotiable! 
~Wobby~
uberzoldat
Oct 13 2005, 09:05 PM
Ah but the Inland are different, they cannot be bribed like police, and they have a nasty way of following you around until you pay your employees fairly. No threats about job losses will be sustained because then they will take it to a tribunal for unfair dismissal.
I believe you have no choice but to increase wages again.
Wobby
Oct 13 2005, 09:06 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Oct 13 2005, 09:04 PM)
Do you want a drink Wobby?
Car Expert
Yes please, some of our Platinum Blend Coffee!
~Wobby~
Car Expert
Oct 13 2005, 09:07 PM
OK *Makes it carefully and hands it over to Wobby*
Car Expert
Wobby
Oct 13 2005, 09:08 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Oct 13 2005, 09:05 PM)
Ah but the Inland are different, they cannot be bribed like police, and they have a nasty way of following you around until you pay your employees fairly. No threats about job losses will be sustained because then they will take it to a tribunal for unfair dismissal.
I believe you have no choice but to increase wages again.
Ahh, but I have my ABRSM Mafia!
(Who are paid quite well actually!)
~Wobby~
uberzoldat
Oct 13 2005, 09:08 PM
Doh.
Wobby
Oct 13 2005, 09:09 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Oct 13 2005, 09:07 PM)
OK *Makes it carefully and hands it over to Wobby*
Car Expert
Wooooo, delicious... *invests into bank*
~Wobby~
janexxx
Oct 13 2005, 09:10 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Oct 13 2005, 10:05 PM)
Ah but the Inland are different, they cannot be bribed like police, and they have a nasty way of following you around until you pay your employees fairly. No threats about job losses will be sustained because then they will take it to a tribunal for unfair dismissal.
I believe you have no choice but to increase wages again.
Yes its breach of employment contract but I'm keeping quiet cos i worked so I'm OK!
uberzoldat
Oct 13 2005, 09:11 PM
Wobby
Oct 13 2005, 09:13 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Oct 13 2005, 09:08 PM)
Doh.

Darn right! You'd better get back to work! 
~Wobby~
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