Deborah
Jun 6 2005, 02:51 PM
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Jun 6 2005, 02:45 PM)
Female giraffes prefer males with longer necks!
Who says size isn't important
Nicki_flute, have this *hands over some of grand choeur's Caribbean Rum Punch*. It might help you relax before your next exam. You can have this too, but it's a bit charred *hands over burnt teacake*. I put it on when I arrived this morning, but with joining the picket line and listening to janexxx's tales of t'North, I forgot about it - oops!
katyjay
Jun 6 2005, 03:30 PM
Afternoon all!
Extra strong coffee with added caffeine if you please, waiter. And put it on my bill......
So what's happening round here?
fluteandbassoon
Jun 6 2005, 03:31 PM
Afternoon!
One musician here to do some "work".
Firstly I'll hand out some cakes.
*put on little pinni, finds makeshift trolley*
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 03:32 PM
I'm the valet parking guy. How long are you going to be parking for katyjay and flute and bassoon?
fluteandbassoon
Jun 6 2005, 03:36 PM
I take the bus. How much is it to chain a bike up somewhere?
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 03:37 PM
10p an hour!
fluteandbassoon
Jun 6 2005, 03:43 PM
I cxan stretch to that!#
Creeam Cake anyone?
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 03:43 PM
Yes please!
fluteandbassoon
Jun 6 2005, 03:45 PM
*passes over cream cake*
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 03:46 PM
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 03:53 PM
hello everyone! Any 'specials' on the menu today?
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 03:54 PM
QUOTE(noodle @ Jun 6 2005, 04:53 PM)
hello everyone! Any 'specials' on the menu today?
I'm the Pay and Display man. How long are you going to be here for?
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 03:55 PM
hey car expert. hallo cafe people. anyone need serving?
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 03:56 PM
About half an hour. I have to each soon I'm afraid! Just popped in for a quick snack before I start.
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 03:56 PM
QUOTE(sl123451 @ Jun 6 2005, 04:55 PM)
hey car expert. hallo cafe people. anyone need serving?
Yes please. I do!
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 03:57 PM
QUOTE(noodle @ Jun 6 2005, 04:56 PM)
About half an hour. I have to each soon I'm afraid! Just popped in for a quick snack before I start.
That's 10p please.
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 03:57 PM
what can i get you noodle?
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 03:58 PM
QUOTE(sl123451 @ Jun 6 2005, 04:55 PM)
hey car expert. hallo cafe people. anyone need serving?
hey sl123451! I'm not hungry at the moment. Just had a cream cake half an hour ago.
katyjay
Jun 6 2005, 04:00 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 6 2005, 03:32 PM)
How long are you going to be parking for katyjay
I walked.
Cheers
Katyjay
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 04:00 PM
Here's 10p car expert.
I'll have salad and leg of trout please.
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:02 PM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Jun 6 2005, 05:00 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 6 2005, 03:32 PM)
How long are you going to be parking for katyjay
I walked.
Cheers
Katyjay
Walking is free!
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:03 PM
QUOTE(noodle @ Jun 6 2005, 05:00 PM)
Thank you. I'll just put it in my special money machine!
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 04:04 PM
*salad and small leg of trout for noodle*
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:06 PM
Can I have a hot chicken curry please!*
*I happen to be already hungry!
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 04:08 PM
Thanks!
Could I have a frozen orange drink please? Don't spill it!!
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:09 PM
Oh yes, and make sure the curry sauce is on the plate (sure you will manage though!)!
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 04:10 PM
*serves car expert with a hot chicken curry. frozen orange juice for noodle*
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 04:10 PM
Thanks.
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:10 PM
Thank you. One of the best curries I've ever had!
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:11 PM
Now where's my chair?
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:11 PM
Oh well, I will have to borrow one of the café's chairs then!
katyjay
Jun 6 2005, 04:12 PM
Waiter
Could I have a filleted gnat on a slice of wind, please? I'm on one of these new microbiotic diets.
Thanks
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:13 PM
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 04:13 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 6 2005, 05:10 PM)
Thank you. One of the best curries I've ever had!

You ate it within a minute!!
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 04:14 PM
katyjay what on earth is a filtered gnat? you will have to speak to wobby i dont think we have any "gnat" lol
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 04:14 PM
Nice leg of trout. Have to go now. See you all later. Bye!
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:14 PM
QUOTE(noodle @ Jun 6 2005, 05:13 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 6 2005, 05:10 PM)
Thank you. One of the best curries I've ever had!

You ate it within a minute!!
No, I decided to try a bit, whilst standing up without noticing I needed a chair and then couldn't find it!
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:15 PM
Bye noodle. Good luck with your teaching!
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:15 PM
Blast, I need a table!
katyjay
Jun 6 2005, 04:17 PM
QUOTE(sl123451 @ Jun 6 2005, 04:14 PM)
katyjay what on earth is a filtered gnat? you will have to speak to wobby i dont think we have any "gnat" lol
Filleted, not filtered. As in, with the bones taken out.
Cheers
Katyjay
Hulk
Jun 6 2005, 04:19 PM
Hello everyone!
That's me working, anyone need any drinks? Veut-quelqu'un une boisson?
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:20 PM
QUOTE(Hulk @ Jun 6 2005, 05:19 PM)
Hello everyone!
That's me working, anyone need any drinks? Veut-quelqu'un une boisson?
A boring glass of water please, while I am outside looking for people to charge for parking and eating my chicken curry!
katyjay
Jun 6 2005, 04:21 PM
Why are you charging people for eating your chicken curry?
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:23 PM
QUOTE(katyjay @ Jun 6 2005, 05:21 PM)
Why are you charging people for eating your chicken curry?
Sorry, I'll rephrase that. I am eating my chicken curry, but in the meantime I am looking for people to charge for parking in the car park!
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 04:24 PM
*1 filleted gnat for katyjay
Hulk
Jun 6 2005, 04:24 PM
There you are Car Expert **hands car expert a glass of water**.
J'alterne entre le français et l'anglais.
Je ne sais pas pourquoi.
**This was my 300th post**
katyjay
Jun 6 2005, 04:26 PM
QUOTE(sl123451 @ Jun 6 2005, 04:24 PM)
*1 filleted gnat for katyjay
Thank you.
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:28 PM
QUOTE(Hulk @ Jun 6 2005, 05:24 PM)
There you are Car Expert **hands car expert a glass of water**.
J'alterne entre le français et l'anglais.
Je ne sais pas pourquoi.
**This was my 300th post**
Thanks!
And congratulations. I've just passed that point 20 minutes ago!
Saxophonist
Jun 6 2005, 04:34 PM
*walks in after an absolute Scheiße day of school where I found out that the science exam is tommorow not next week* im gonna fail
saxlover
Jun 6 2005, 04:35 PM
i thought science was today? maybe you are on a different board
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