Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 04:35 PM
QUOTE(Saxophonist @ Jun 6 2005, 05:34 PM)
*walks in after an absolute Scheiße day of school where I found out that the science exam is tommorow not next week* im gonna fail
I'm sure you do well. Just believe in yourself!
Saxophonist
Jun 6 2005, 04:42 PM
QUOTE(clarinetlover @ Jun 6 2005, 05:35 PM)
i thought science was today? maybe you are on a different board
Im on OCR
Saxophonist
Jun 6 2005, 04:43 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 6 2005, 05:35 PM)
QUOTE(Saxophonist @ Jun 6 2005, 05:34 PM)
*walks in after an absolute Scheiße day of school where I found out that the science exam is tommorow not next week* im gonna fail
I'm sure you do well. Just believe in yourself!

And i suppose that that is going to make the endless physics equations just magically pop into my head. sorry i shouldnt be so mean
Saxophonist
Jun 6 2005, 04:55 PM
whats wrong..... no one has posted in here for over 10 minutes!!
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 04:58 PM
why is wobby never here? hes the bloody manager!!
Saxophonist
Jun 6 2005, 04:59 PM
oi! language!
(but I agree, can anyone else sense a coup brewing, or should I say mashing)
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 05:00 PM
surely theres no way they can give me a warning for saying bloody
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 05:22 PM
Wow, look at that Mazda 3. It's the same car as my photo!
uberzoldat
Jun 6 2005, 05:33 PM
do chefs get free valet parking?
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 05:34 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Jun 6 2005, 06:33 PM)
do chefs get free valet parking?
Yes, as always!
Amber
Jun 6 2005, 05:55 PM
Good evening campers,
For a special treat tonight I will be preparing Curried Grapes, with a Goldfish Souffle, followed by a Pencil Sharpening Shavings Torte with Worcestershire Sauce Ice Cream.
Please place your orders quickly, first come first served, and there's sure to be a huge demand.
Amber
x
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 05:57 PM
While Wobby's absent, here's the list again (you know what it is by now!):
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; THAT'S ME!!!
- 3 'fake diners' who comments on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comments on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 05:58 PM
Can I have some of that please, while the car park is empty?
Amber
Jun 6 2005, 06:00 PM
By all means
[hands over huge great platefuls]
ENJOY!
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 06:01 PM
Thank you very much!
*Now, must...find...chair*
Amber
Jun 6 2005, 06:07 PM
Ah, eaten too much I see. That's the problem with my oh-so-delicious food.
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 06:08 PM
does our fantastic chef need anyone to serve the oh-so-fantastic food?
Wobby
Jun 6 2005, 06:13 PM
J'ai rentré! Toute façon, je n'étais pas ici parce que j'ai eu travail à faire, contrairement pour des gens!!!
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
Jun 6 2005, 06:17 PM
Peut-être j'ai besoin d'un(e) tranducteur/trice qui peut parler beaucoup de langues! Un nouveau emploi!
Wobby
We shall soon be an international restaurant!
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 1 translator who speaks lots of languages
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
- 1 translator who speaks lots of languages
Wobby
Jun 6 2005, 06:20 PM
Translations:
1) I've returned. Anyway, the reason I wasn't here was because I had work to do, unlike some people!

2) Perhaps I need a translator who can speak lots of languages! A new job!
Wobby
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 06:27 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 6 2005, 07:20 PM)
Translations:
1) I've returned. Anyway, the reason I wasn't here was because I had work to do, unlike some people!

2) Perhaps I need a translator who can speak lots of languages! A new job!
WobbyAgain, I've helped you to remind people about the job because, as you said, we need to get the café running properly as soon as possible!
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 06:29 PM
This is a fantastic cafe folks! I had leg of trout here earlier.....
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 06:30 PM
QUOTE(noodle @ Jun 6 2005, 07:29 PM)
This is a fantastic cafe folks! I had leg of trout here earlier.....
Yes, I might try that later!
Wobby
Jun 6 2005, 06:38 PM
I think I'll just brighten up the Café!WELCOME, BIENVENUE AND BENVENUTO TO THE
******ABRSM PLATINUM BLEND CAFÉ©!!******Wobby<!>
You have no idea how long it took me to write that, and to load it lol! 
<!>
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 06:40 PM

very funny!!!
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 06:41 PM
I'd like a job please! I'm fed up teaching!
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 06:41 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 6 2005, 07:40 PM)

very funny!!!
Especially the invisible part!
Car Expert
Jun 6 2005, 06:42 PM
Wobby, noodle needs a job! Woohoo!!!
nicki_flute
Jun 6 2005, 06:44 PM
*sighs* *sits in corner*
Wobby
Jun 6 2005, 06:49 PM
I think I'd just better say it again...
WELCOME, BIENVENUE AND BENVENUTO TO THE
******ABRSM PLATINUM BLEND CAFÉ©!!******Wobby
Wobby
Jun 6 2005, 06:52 PM
Oh, by the way, here you go Noodle, some jobs!:
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 1 translator who speaks lots of languages
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
- 1 translator who speaks lots of languages
Wobby
nicki_flute
Jun 6 2005, 06:57 PM
I don't know how I am going to cope this week, I have Maths tomorrow, which I am either going to be able to do well or just be awful, then I have an evening to revise Graphics and English, and then somehow on Wednesday I have to learn History. I can't cope with all this stress, I really can't.
Wobby
Jun 6 2005, 06:59 PM
Relax, sit up, take a seat, have a coffee!
Wobby
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 06:59 PM
What about entertainments manager to keep the musicians/performers in order?
Hi Nicki, how are you?
nicki_flute
Jun 6 2005, 06:59 PM
I can't relax, I have too much stupid stuff to learn. I am going to go mad.
uberzoldat
Jun 6 2005, 07:02 PM
I think you need something to vent your stress on, Nicki. Have you tried a punchbag?
Wobby
Jun 6 2005, 07:02 PM
Sure, ok, but you've only got Janexxx and her dog Archie to look after lol!

noodle, you're hired!
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 1 translator who speaks lots of languages
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
- 1 translator who speaks lots of languages
Wobby
Andy-piano-flute
Jun 6 2005, 07:02 PM
I think we're all mad here to start with, aren't we??
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 07:04 PM
Great! Theres Janexxx archie and the musicians - don't forget about them When do I start?
Wobby
Jun 6 2005, 07:04 PM
Cornflour, colouring and water is a good remedy for stress lol!
Wobby
p.s. As a test for your employment noodle, you can take over the Café for now! I'll be back at approximately 9pm!
p.p.s Yup, made changes to your job description:
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 1 translator who speaks lots of languages
Saxophonist
Jun 6 2005, 07:05 PM
Does anybody want to join my club? the physics is evil club
noodle
Jun 6 2005, 07:05 PM
QUOTE(Andy-piano-flute @ Jun 6 2005, 08:02 PM)
I think we're all mad here to start with, aren't we??

Absolutely Andy. Sorry Wobby. I can't I have to teach. My student has just arrived. Bye!
Wobby
Jun 6 2005, 07:07 PM
Doh! OK, Saxophonist! No arguements, cya!
WobbyCurrent List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 1 translator who speaks lots of languages
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
- 1 translator who speaks lots of languages
Hulk
Jun 6 2005, 07:12 PM
Hello All! Anyone wanting any drinks? If you have any favourites, just ask!
Wobby, I know you're not here just now, but I might be able to help with the translator job, not full-time, but I could do it whenever I'm working.
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 07:19 PM
i think i can also do a part time job. i can speak english and german, some french, a little bit of hebrew, and russian. and a smidging of polish
nicki_flute
Jun 6 2005, 07:20 PM
QUOTE(uberzoldat @ Jun 6 2005, 07:02 PM)
I think you need something to vent your stress on, Nicki. Have you tried a punchbag?
No, and my punches are feeble
uberzoldat
Jun 6 2005, 07:21 PM
Oh well, worth a shot. Sport?
sl123451
Jun 6 2005, 07:21 PM
*opens door to the chocolate lorry chuck just for nicki*
grand choeur
Jun 6 2005, 07:27 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 6 2005, 02:38 PM)
I think I'll just brighten up the Café!WELCOME, BIENVENUE AND BENVENUTO TO THE
******ABRSM PLATINUM BLEND CAFÉ©!!******Wobby<!>
You have no idea how long it took me to write that, and to load it lol! 
<!>
Hmmm A tropical cafe eh? Me likey...
grand choeur
Jun 6 2005, 07:29 PM
QUOTE(noodle @ Jun 6 2005, 02:29 PM)
This is a fantastic cafe folks! I had leg of trout here earlier.....
Leg of trout? Is that how they get back upstream?
erm...
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