Full Version: Come In, Sit Down !
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*THUMP!!! I'm baaaaaaaackk*
I wonder where the manager is. He's a bit late tonight!
The manager is deadlocked in bargaining with the Union staff.
He's doing something useful then!
Oh my... the sick customers are in the ICU.... oops
The Health Inspectors are scheduling an urgent visit of the establishment.
The Health Inspectors are scheduling an urgent visit of the establishment.
What does I.C.U. stand for?
And the cafe rating has dropped to a semiquaver.....
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 7 2005, 04:14 PM)
What does I.C.U. stand for?
Intensive Care Unit - some say Emergency Unit/Ward
Oh, that was so obvious! 
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Jun 7 2005, 04:16 PM)
And the cafe rating has dropped to a semiquaver.....
ermm i think its now a quarter of a staccato hemidemisemiquaver at Prestissimo
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 7 2005, 08:18 PM)
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Jun 7 2005, 04:16 PM)
And the cafe rating has dropped to a semiquaver.....
ermm i think its now a quarter of a staccato hemidemisemiquaver at Prestissimo
I'm the critic around here!
How about a minim at largo!
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Jun 7 2005, 04:19 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 7 2005, 08:18 PM)
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Jun 7 2005, 04:16 PM)
And the cafe rating has dropped to a semiquaver.....
ermm i think its now a quarter of a staccato hemidemisemiquaver at Prestissimo
I'm the critic around here!
Youre not Union!!
RIGHT... I am off to sulk in a corner....
awww sbhoa... here-- sign this Union form would you
What Union form?
Help, I'm confused! All this talk of Unions isn't good for my brain, I'm sure... 
stay out of it Car guy.... youre going down....
QUOTE(cecilia @ Jun 7 2005, 09:39 PM)
Help, I'm confused! All this talk of Unions isn't good for my brain, I'm sure...
Surely you mean onions...........
Not at all, I like onions. 
Garlic might be a bit dodgy though...
Garlic might be a bit dodgy though...
Hey, I'm back, and I've been told to relieve the leader of the union of his duties. All clear by the way, so you can stick that rating back up to five golden crotchets, andantissimo non con moto! Oh dear gc, it looks like you've got a spot of kwashiorkor, and it seems to be affecting the conditiom of the atrio-ventricular bundle and the pseudo-syncitium mass. You've been eating too many vegetables, and not enough protein! Oh dear, you seem to have pneumonia too! You're a health hazard to this café! Get outta here!!!
Wobby
Wobby
By the way, here is the job list for those who are interested...
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451 and clarinetlover
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 16 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
Can I be a musician? Please? Please? *appealing look* 
lol, sure! We need all the staff we can get! You're hired! Soon we'll have everybody with a job... 
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover and cecilia
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 15 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover and cecilia
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 3 manicurists
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 15 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 3 manicurists
Wobby
Is this an internet cafe???
Anyway, not staying for long, going to sleep soon, seeing as no-one's on. 
(they just can't keep conversation without me, but now that Nat's back full-time online, maybe there won't be huge gaps in time in the forum anymore!)
See you all tomorrow after 6, providing we don't get the coursework to finish over the holidays!!! By the way, work experience next week, so I might not be on so much then, but afterwards, I'll be back on again, and in the weekends too.
Wobby
(they just can't keep conversation without me, but now that Nat's back full-time online, maybe there won't be huge gaps in time in the forum anymore!)See you all tomorrow after 6, providing we don't get the coursework to finish over the holidays!!! By the way, work experience next week, so I might not be on so much then, but afterwards, I'll be back on again, and in the weekends too.
Wobby
Oh, hey noodle, yup, there's plenty of computers around, feel free to log-on!
Wobby
Wobby
Can we book the cafe for a surprise birthday party for Nicki?
Ooh, yeah, sure, but it won't be much of a surprise if she reads it!!! 
Wobby
Wobby
Are you good at cookery?
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 8 2005, 12:22 AM)
Ooh, yeah, sure, but it won't be much of a surprise if she reads it!!!
Wobby
Wobby
I think she knows its her birthday...
lol, right, we'd better set everything up!!! *Starts blowing up balloons; some note shaped, some cat shaped, and some turtle shaped!*
Wobby
Wobby
You want to cook the cake?
Wobby
Wobby
*Puts up several banners reading "HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKI" and buys her lots of presents, many of them variously shaped stress balls to get her through the exam!*
Wobby
Wobby
Anyway, I'd better go to sleep now! *Waves Quaverstaff© (Gave Hulk the wand) and place suddenly decorates itself like one of those famous celebrity parties with party servings of albino caviar and fountains of wine*
Wobby
Wobby
*Puts some meringue in the fridge to be ready for tomorrow, and makes 10 big birthday cakes (with aid of Quaverstaff© to speed things up!) and then conjures up hundreds more presents worth millions of pounds (teleported from Beckham mansion, but they won't miss it for a day!). Waves staff again and load of party hats, streamers and cards with staff member names on it to mark place at huge table. Conjures up feast on table and puts several preservatives on it to make it last 'till tomorrow. Conjures loads of those weird Birthday Bear Entertainer Characters and their sleeping bags and tents (because they are conjured, they don't need pay, great, isn't it! )*
)*
Wobby!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dashes in* Wooo, happy birthday to me *dashes out* (morning exam!)
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 8 2005, 12:32 AM)
You want to cook the cake?
Wobby
Wobby
What??? You want me to bake a cake? Ok! One moderato sized cat shaped cake with a turtle playing the flute covered with mordents and trills coming up!
don't want to go to school today, i might stay in cafe all day!
.............actually maybe i should go now, i got piano lesson hehe..............
.............actually maybe i should go now, i got piano lesson hehe..............
Would you like a coffee?
Morning everyone <puts kettle on to brew a large pot of tea, and make coffee for noodle and clarinetlover>
Happy birthday nicki_flute <hands beautifully wrapped present to nicki>. Exams on your birthday must be horrible. It's never happened to me, but I did once have a job interview, which ruined the whole day!
Happy birthday nicki_flute <hands beautifully wrapped present to nicki>. Exams on your birthday must be horrible. It's never happened to me, but I did once have a job interview, which ruined the whole day!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICKI!
Hope your exam went well too!
Hope your exam went well too!
QUOTE(Deborah @ Jun 8 2005, 08:12 AM)
Happy birthday nicki_flute <hands beautifully wrapped present to nicki>. Exams on your birthday must be horrible. It's never happened to me, but I did once have a job interview, which ruined the whole day!
Yes it's really bad luck to have exams on your birthday.
I once had to move house on my birthday, and that wasn't much fun.
It wasn't just any old house move, either, it was leaving an overseas posting at the end of four years in a place which I had loved, and saying goodbye to a lot of lovely people.
Hope you can have a birthday celebration later, Nicki!
M
Happy birthday Nicki
* hands card and pressy to Nicki*
Hope you like the special decorations and birthday food on offer here today.
What time does the party start? Around 5:30 do you think?
* hands card and pressy to Nicki*
Hope you like the special decorations and birthday food on offer here today.
What time does the party start? Around 5:30 do you think?
Yes, 5.30 is okay for me! *gets excited* What about everyone else? Can we have birthday cake? And musical candles?
QUOTE(cecilia @ Jun 8 2005, 09:25 AM)
Yes, 5.30 is okay for me! *gets excited* What about everyone else? Can we have birthday cake? And musical candles?
And Tuner-Fish sandwiches?
QUOTE(janexxx @ Jun 8 2005, 08:27 AM)
QUOTE(cecilia @ Jun 8 2005, 09:25 AM)
Yes, 5.30 is okay for me! *gets excited* What about everyone else? Can we have birthday cake? And musical candles?Â
And Tuner-Fish sandwiches?
Yes - I'll be there.
M
Wobby
May I be special guest chef for the day? I've just received Leonard Bernstein's "La Bonne Cuisine" song cycle in the post , and I'm looking for someone on whom I can inflict the following:
"Plum Pudding"
"Queues de Boeuf"
"Tavenouk Gueunkisis"
and my particular favourite
"Civet a Toute Vitesse"
It's sooooo exciting! I can't wait to get started!
Cheers
Katyjay
May I be special guest chef for the day? I've just received Leonard Bernstein's "La Bonne Cuisine" song cycle in the post , and I'm looking for someone on whom I can inflict the following:
"Plum Pudding"
"Queues de Boeuf"
"Tavenouk Gueunkisis"
and my particular favourite
"Civet a Toute Vitesse"
It's sooooo exciting! I can't wait to get started!
Cheers
Katyjay
I thought I'd drop in for a well deserved drink and tell you I have passed my honours degree with a 2:1. Very pleased. 
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