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I could be the deputy manager...
Hi, I could be a musician in the Forums Cafe.
Could I please apply for the job as a musician/ entertainer. Musicians are entertainers aren't they?
All I require is a piano and free food. Speaking of which I could be the food taster aswell.
All I require is a piano and free food. Speaking of which I could be the food taster aswell.
Could i be a chef? or a cheffess or whatever you call a female chef... 
There you go Rainbow, one job for you (now what did you say again...joke). And one for crazy_purple_piano_freak! Here how the lists stand now:
Current List:
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia and Rainbow
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 4 manicurists; MattD
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 14 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 manicurists
Car Expert
Current List:
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia and Rainbow
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 4 manicurists; MattD
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 14 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 manicurists
Car Expert
Have I been rejected? 
QUOTE(Keys @ Jun 8 2005, 06:24 PM)
Could I please apply for the job as a musician/ entertainer. Musicians are entertainers aren't they?
All I require is a piano and free food. Speaking of which I could be the food taster aswell.
All I require is a piano and free food. Speaking of which I could be the food taster aswell.
You will have to ask Wobby about that!
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 8 2005, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE(Keys @ Jun 8 2005, 06:24 PM)
Could I please apply for the job as a musician/ entertainer. Musicians are entertainers aren't they?
All I require is a piano and free food. Speaking of which I could be the food taster aswell.
All I require is a piano and free food. Speaking of which I could be the food taster aswell.
You will have to ask Wobby about that!
You can be a food taster, though!
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 8 2005, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 8 2005, 06:28 PM)
QUOTE(Keys @ Jun 8 2005, 06:24 PM)
Could I please apply for the job as a musician/ entertainer. Musicians are entertainers aren't they?
All I require is a piano and free food. Speaking of which I could be the food taster aswell.
All I require is a piano and free food. Speaking of which I could be the food taster aswell.
You will have to ask Wobby about that!
You can be a food taster, though!
Actually, I don't think you can because all of the places have been filled up, but ask Wobby anyway!
Keys, you have got the job!
(I'll have to tell wobby tho..)
Current List:
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia and Rainbow, Keys
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 4 manicurists; MattD
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 13 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 manicurists
(I'll have to tell wobby tho..)
Current List:
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia and Rainbow, Keys
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie)
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover and maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 4 manicurists; MattD
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 13 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 manicurists
Does the deputy manager not have the authority to give out jobs to people (i.e me) ?
Yesssss, thanks. time to start rolling in the money.
Saxophonist,
There were some other jobs I gave to people. They were:
- fake diner : clarinetlover
- manicurist : MattD
- chef : crazy_purple_piano_freak
- musician : Rainbow
We need to tell Wobby about those jobs as well when he gets back!
There were some other jobs I gave to people. They were:
- fake diner : clarinetlover
- manicurist : MattD
- chef : crazy_purple_piano_freak
- musician : Rainbow
We need to tell Wobby about those jobs as well when he gets back!
QUOTE(Keys @ Jun 8 2005, 06:32 PM)
Does the deputy manager not have the authority to give out jobs to people (i.e me) ?
I'm not an official deputy manager, but we're all not sure about your request.
Good evening everyone. Ready to get this concert into full swing?
Yep, I'm ready!
I heard a rumor someone was going to perform Le Onde here. Wonder who though. 
I haven't heard of that either.
QUOTE(Keys @ Jun 8 2005, 06:34 PM)
Yesssss, thanks. time to start rolling in the money.
I think Wobby said: 1 day = £0
2 days = £0
3 days = £0
Musician would suit me fine.
Hi all!
Teaching over, now let's party!
Or am I too late for the party, in which case I'll try to calm myself down for the concert. Who's playing?
Teaching over, now let's party!
Or am I too late for the party, in which case I'll try to calm myself down for the concert. Who's playing?
Actually, I resign.
Feet are scary.
Feet are scary.
QUOTE(neil.clarinet @ Jun 8 2005, 06:46 PM)
Musician would suit me fine.
You've got the job )but ask Wobby though...
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 8 2005, 01:51 PM)
QUOTE(neil.clarinet @ Jun 8 2005, 06:46 PM)
Musician would suit me fine.
You've got the job )but ask Wobby though...
*Sign this Union Form please*
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 8 2005, 06:56 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 8 2005, 01:51 PM)
QUOTE(neil.clarinet @ Jun 8 2005, 06:46 PM)
Musician would suit me fine.
You've got the job )but ask Wobby though...
*Sign this Union Form please*
What hve we told you!!?? GET OUT
whispers *meet me round the back in 5 minutes... I want to sign*
QUOTE(Saxophonist @ Jun 8 2005, 02:04 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 8 2005, 06:56 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 8 2005, 01:51 PM)
QUOTE(neil.clarinet @ Jun 8 2005, 06:46 PM)
Musician would suit me fine.
You've got the job )but ask Wobby though...
*Sign this Union Form please*
What hve we told you!!?? GET OUT
whispers *meet me round the back in 5 minutes... I want to sign*
this is rich LOL
great fun old chap
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 8 2005, 06:56 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 8 2005, 01:51 PM)
QUOTE(neil.clarinet @ Jun 8 2005, 06:46 PM)
Musician would suit me fine.
You've got the job )but ask Wobby though...
*Sign this Union Form please*
Puts pen to paper without hesitation.
I'm back~!!! Hey, I thought I told you to stay out gc! You've got infectious pneumonia and now look, Saxophonist is infected! Oh yeah, if you sign any papers to do with the union, gc owns your soul, so, go ahead, be my guest, but don't blame me if your eyes swell up and your arms and legs go green and they need to be amputated and you end up with disease of the coronary artery and suffer from hypoglycaemia and become a haemopheliac and hypochondriac, with deficiency of insulin and thus become diabetic, and deficiency of iron, and calcium, and so you get rickets, and then you end up with osteoparosis, and the branchio-cyphilic arteries get blocked up; this is what becomes of those that sign Union contract; I mean, look at gc!!! You may need some anti-coagulents to counter out the symptons of the infections from gc, and you may need to take several dosages of anti-biotics; also perhaps a bit of metacillin, but don't take too much, or you'll end up with MRSA. But if you're going to sign the contract, then there is no point in me wasting the money!!! 
Same with you neil, don't sign the union paper, because I own the café, the union is against the café, and so is gc!
Wobby
Same with you neil, don't sign the union paper, because I own the café, the union is against the café, and so is gc! Wobby
OK, neil, you're hired, but you may need to take some of these tablets, due to too much time around gc, the head of the evil union!
Current List:
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia and
Rainbow, Keys, neil.clarinet
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover and
maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 2 manicurists; MattD
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!)
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 13 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 manicurists
- 1 'fake diner' who comments on how lovely the food is
- 1 chiropedist
Wobby
Current List:
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia and
Rainbow, Keys, neil.clarinet
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover and
maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 2 manicurists; MattD
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!)
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 13 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 manicurists
- 1 'fake diner' who comments on how lovely the food is
- 1 chiropedist
Wobby
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday to Nicki and Congratulations to Neil! Have we already started the celebrations, or do they start soon?
Wobby
Wobby
Well I won't be around to celebrate them
QUOTE(neil.clarinet @ Jun 8 2005, 02:21 PM)
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 8 2005, 06:56 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 8 2005, 01:51 PM)
QUOTE(neil.clarinet @ Jun 8 2005, 06:46 PM)
Musician would suit me fine.
You've got the job )but ask Wobby though...
*Sign this Union Form please*
Puts pen to paper without hesitation.
When is your Dip. Exam mate?
Union is AGAINST this cafe?, and gc is infected.
HEADS FOR THE EXIT
HEADS FOR THE EXIT
QUOTE(neil.clarinet @ Jun 8 2005, 02:33 PM)
Union is AGAINST this cafe?, and gc is infected.
HEADS FOR THE EXIT
HEADS FOR THE EXIT
GC is above infection
GC resides in the 4th Dimension
Shall I teleport thee...
Hi all, a very tired msuician here. I'll play but not for long
*picks up instrument and starts to play*
*picks up instrument and starts to play*
Nice music!!!
*teleports instrument into the 4th Dimension*
QUOTE(grand choeur @ Jun 8 2005, 06:36 PM)
QUOTE(neil.clarinet @ Jun 8 2005, 02:33 PM)
Union is AGAINST this cafe?, and gc is infected.
HEADS FOR THE EXIT
HEADS FOR THE EXIT
GC is above infection
GC resides in the 4th Dimension
Shall I teleport thee...
I can teleport myself thank you.. I have the runes and mage level to teleport anywhere in runescape...
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Jun 8 2005, 07:38 PM)
Nice music!!!
thanks.
*starts to play Tico Tico*
*coplases on the floor through not having enough breath*
QUOTE(fluteandbassoon @ Jun 8 2005, 02:43 PM)
*coplases on the floor through not having enough breath*
*hmm GC pictures fluteandbassoon coplasing on the floor through not having enough breath* LOL
Hey, that's it! *Waves Quaverstaff (very accurately) at GC and transforms him into 'un grenouille'.* D'accord, voyons si tu peux le surmontes!
*Teleports instruments back*
Wobby
*Teleports instruments back*
Wobby
sorry this musician is goign to her second job of cake serving.
Cake anyone?
Cake anyone?
Does that mean you'll be a waitress? We're very short on waiters and waitresses at the moment!
Current List:
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia and
Rainbow, Keys, neil.clarinet
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover and
maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 2 manicurists; MattD
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!)
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 13 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 manicurists
- 1 'fake diner' who comments on how lovely the food is
- 1 chiropedist
Wobby
Current List:
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia and
Rainbow, Keys, neil.clarinet
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover and
maggiemay
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
- 2 manicurists; MattD
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!)
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 13 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen servers
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 manicurists
- 1 'fake diner' who comments on how lovely the food is
- 1 chiropedist
Wobby
i'am a :
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
Oh yes, of course!
Wobby
Wobby
I'll have some cake please!
Wobby
Wobby
Me too!
i want cake
plz can i have a job? will do anything at all! (cept cleaning toilets - eeurrgghhh!!!!!!!)
love hoxie
x
love hoxie
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