Full Version: Come In, Sit Down !
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*Views requests* your having a laught arnt you?
Yeah, sure! You can be an entertainer too!
Current Jobs Taken:
- 14 waiters/waitresses; Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, neil.clarinet, Oddball
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers - crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
Required Vacancies:
- 8 waiters/waitresses
- 12 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
Wobby
Current Jobs Taken:
- 14 waiters/waitresses; Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, neil.clarinet, Oddball
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff - sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers - crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 substitutional manager - purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
Required Vacancies:
- 8 waiters/waitresses
- 12 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
Wobby
Even a pre-grade 1 can play those songs, surely?! 
Wobby
Wobby
I'll play a duet with you Saxohphonist...
'Beasts off' The entertainer.
*Beasts off is a saying from Deepest darkest wiltshire. In english, it means 'plays incredibly well'.
'Beasts off' The entertainer.
*Beasts off is a saying from Deepest darkest wiltshire. In english, it means 'plays incredibly well'.
yeah, because I forgot how easy flight of the bumblebee was....
lol
So Oddball, what standard can you play 'till?
Wobby
Wobby
Huh? Que? What standard can I play to I think you mean...
Not amazing. Bout Grade 2/3 ish piano, bout grade 4/5 clarinet.
Not amazing. Bout Grade 2/3 ish piano, bout grade 4/5 clarinet.
4/5 of grade 1?
Wobby
Wobby
Or a 4/5 concert clarinetist? I hope it's the latter! 
Wobby
Wobby
The latter indeed.
At the best venue!! THE ABRSM PLATINUM BLEND CAFE!!!!
At the best venue!! THE ABRSM PLATINUM BLEND CAFE!!!!
Of course it's the best venue! I run the place!
Wobby
Wobby
Well..I didn't mean...well yeah alright then!
Mind if I add you to MSN, wobby?
Mind if I add you to MSN, wobby?
Hello All, how is eveyone this morning?
Anyone need a drink?
Anyone need a drink?
I need a drink, I've just driven 4 drunks home!
Yeah, sure! I've already got a fair amount of ABRSM members on my MSN List.
Um, the usual Café D'or please!
Wobby
Um, the usual Café D'or please!
Wobby
Yeah, why not. I'll have a coffee thanks, the best.
Cool, will do.
Sounds fun Nat! Hope you weren't one of them though...
Cool, will do.
Sounds fun Nat! Hope you weren't one of them though...
No I wasn't drunk for a change lol!!
It's hard work when I'm driving people home, I have no idea where they live so they are giving me directions.....slurring their words, I can't understand a word they're saying!
I'm just glad I actually managed to get home!
It's hard work when I'm driving people home, I have no idea where they live so they are giving me directions.....slurring their words, I can't understand a word they're saying!
I'm just glad I actually managed to get home!
Certainly **Slides orders down the bar** Be ready to catch.
I'm in the mood to get drunk, don;t know why, just am!
I'm in the mood to get drunk, don;t know why, just am!
Cheers! You don't mind if I add you Hulk to my increasing ABRSM MSN do you?
Wobby
Wobby
Nope, I don't mind!
Ok!
Wobby
Wobby
Ok! You've got to log on now though!
Wobby
Wobby
Good Morning everyone, I'm closing the Café!
Cya later on today when I've had my breakfast!
Wobby
Cya later on today when I've had my breakfast!
Wobby
Morning all!
Hello!
Can I get a bacon butti and a cup of tea please somebody?
Can I get a bacon butti and a cup of tea please somebody?
Morning all - anyone for coffee and waffles ??
M
M
Waffles sound great! How is everyone?
OK waffles coming up - do you want honey or maple syrup?
I'm ok thanks - bit sleepy (thanks to Fen lol since I sat up late playing Under the Sea!!)
ps correction, it was Fishball.
M
I'm ok thanks - bit sleepy (thanks to Fen lol since I sat up late playing Under the Sea!!)
ps correction, it was Fishball.
M
Hahaha oh no! I was really tired yesterday, I wanted to go to sleep after dinner. So I didn't have much time to revise and now feel guilty. So in a minute I have to go and tidy my room then revise allll day *urgh*
Maple syrup would be lovely
Maple syrup would be lovely
OK well I hope the revision goes really well.
M
M
It better do, considering I really messed up/couldn't do Maths paper 1, so I need a good result on the second paper, and again so much Science to learn. I can't decide whether to start revising Sociology now, or wait until after Science (16th) Sociology is the 22nd.
How about doing a bit of sociology for a break later on perhaps?
Maths is horrid, and you'll probably need something different just to sharpen your mind and keep it on the ball.
Maths is horrid, and you'll probably need something different just to sharpen your mind and keep it on the ball.
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 11 2005, 11:38 PM)
QUOTE(Rainbow @ Jun 11 2005, 10:32 PM)
I've got some viola jokes (I'm a viola player by the way!)
What is the best recording of a viola concerto?
Music Minus One.
How can you tell when a viola player is at your door?
She can't find the key and she doesn't know when to come in.
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?
It's usually still in the case.
And another instrument
How can you tell when the stage is level?
The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth.
What is the best recording of a viola concerto?
Music Minus One.
How can you tell when a viola player is at your door?
She can't find the key and she doesn't know when to come in.
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.
Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?
It's usually still in the case.
And another instrument
How can you tell when the stage is level?
The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth.
By the way, did you play violin before going onto viola or did you go straight onto viola? Just wondering, because I might get one of the two, and was contemplating taking viola, but is there as much music as violin? There's probably more you can do on violin?
Wobby
Hi, I played violin up to about grade 3 standard and then I started viola last year and now I'm about grade 5 standard. There is more music for violin but if you play viola you're in demand for orchestras etc. What instruments do you already play?
I have just done some Science, there is just so much! Rather depressing that I spent hours on revision notes, and now that the exams are over I am never going to use them again 
Hello again!
WELCOME, BIENVENUE AND BENVENUTO TO THE
******ABRSM PLATINUM BLEND CAFÉ©!!******
WELCOME, BIENVENUE AND BENVENUTO TO THE
******ABRSM PLATINUM BLEND CAFÉ©!!******
Is there is a chef in here, can I have a nice hot chocolate please? Anyway, here's a reminder of those famous ABRSM Platinum Blend Café© job lists:
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 14 waiters/waitresses; Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, neil.clarinet, Oddball
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
Required Vacancies:
- 8 waiters/waitresses
- 12 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
Car Expert
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 14 waiters/waitresses; Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 9 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 21 musicians; Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, clarinetlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, neil.clarinet, Oddball
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 2 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
Required Vacancies:
- 8 waiters/waitresses
- 12 musicians
- 6 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
Car Expert
Rainbow - Only play piano at the moment.
I got 1st on the high score board on Fish Ball lol! Isn't that amazing?!
Wobby
I got 1st on the high score board on Fish Ball lol!
Isn't that amazing?!Wobby
Hi all. Anyone around yet?
Me!
Wobby
Wobby
Hey. I'm around. I got bored of watching Formula 1. It's not as fun now that Michael Schumacher doesn't win all of the time. I used to like to see whether anyone could beat him.
What's on the menu today?
Wobby
Wobby
Welll...um...food.....food.....and more food!
Could I have some food then please?!
Wobby
Wobby
OK then. But you'll have to wait for a chef to arrive because I can't cook a thing at the moment! I even managed to burn toast in the toaster this morning! I mean, how do you burn toast in a toaster that pops it out once it's done?
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Jun 12 2005, 04:26 PM)
Hey. I'm around. I got bored of watching Formula 1. It's not as fun now that Michael Schumacher doesn't win all of the time. I used to like to see whether anyone could beat him.
Well now they have!
Reminds of watching tennis to see if Henman could actually win...Wobby
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Jun 12 2005, 04:31 PM)
OK then. But you'll have to wait for a chef to arrive because I can't cook a thing at the moment! I even managed to burn toast in the toaster this morning! I mean, how do you burn toast in a toaster that pops it out once it's done?
I recall doing that once!
Chef uberzoldat is here I think.Wobby
Oh yeah, on the subjects of pets being allowed in the café, they can, as long as they are wearing clothes, have been house trained, and have good manners!
Wobby
Wobby
Yes I am!! As it's Sunday, traditional roast dinner is on the menu tonight? (And yes I will clean it off). Anyone want some?
I'll have some traditional roast dinner please!
Wobby
Wobby
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