Full Version: Come In, Sit Down !
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what you doing in east london?
I not in East London at the moment, I'm on holiday!
OK, the list is as follows:
- 12 waiters/waitresses
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; Nicki Flute
Hey, MattD, perhaps you could be our advertiser? We'd need to design a logo though... And sbhoa, you can be the restaurant critic!
Wobby
So we need:
- 12 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 8 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
*- 1 advertiser
*- 1 restaurant critic
*Let's see if they accept!
- 12 waiters/waitresses
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; Nicki Flute
Hey, MattD, perhaps you could be our advertiser? We'd need to design a logo though... And sbhoa, you can be the restaurant critic!
Wobby
So we need:
- 12 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 8 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
*- 1 advertiser
*- 1 restaurant critic
*Let's see if they accept!
Ack, no time to advertise, Geography coursework to do...
Does Southport's CBD have a larger sphere of influence than Meols Cop Retail Park?
...
Does anybody care? :|
Does Southport's CBD have a larger sphere of influence than Meols Cop Retail Park?
...
Does anybody care? :|
Anyway, I'm off for now, to watch that Beethoven program, any job application forms feel free to post whilst I'm not here!
Wobby
Doh, can't play piano for now because of my 15 jab, my right arm hurts!
Wobby
Doh, can't play piano for now because of my 15 jab, my right arm hurts!
can i be the waiter aka "manuel style" from faulty towers 
OK, so the advertising job is still open to the public!
Wobby
Wobby
Did I secure the position of fake customer?
i want to be the waiter please. although, considering my dad dropped a hot plate of mushrooms over someone once when working as a waiter during uni, maybe i should switch to something else.!!
its all gone very quiet in the cafe. 
WAITER! I NEED TEA! I've been decorating the kitchen all afternoon, so am paint-splattered enough to qualify as a professional decorator (hence the need for tea on the hour every hour).
Anyway, now that that's out of my system, I suppose I'd better apply for a job...
Dear Wobby
I would like to be considered for a position working in your kitchen. I have never yet managed to make eggs explode, nor have I ever poisoned anyone with my cooking (although I did survive a culinary assassination attempt earlier in the year). In addition, I have several years' experience of toasting teacakes whilst on the move, and can provide full written references if required.
My current salary is £0 per annum, and I would be looking for a salary in this range.
Should you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to PM me.
Yours sincerely
Deborah
Anyway, now that that's out of my system, I suppose I'd better apply for a job...
Dear Wobby
I would like to be considered for a position working in your kitchen. I have never yet managed to make eggs explode, nor have I ever poisoned anyone with my cooking (although I did survive a culinary assassination attempt earlier in the year). In addition, I have several years' experience of toasting teacakes whilst on the move, and can provide full written references if required.
My current salary is £0 per annum, and I would be looking for a salary in this range.
Should you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to PM me.
Yours sincerely
Deborah
*Hands deborah a cup of tea* wait a minute in the musician this isnt part of my job description *breaks into Danse Macarbe*
Ive just realised im slipping down the leader board thingy for the top 10 poster of the day!
Ive just realised im slipping down the leader board thingy for the top 10 poster of the day!
Will be pleased to have you on board in the kitchens, Deborah. 
Is this a 24 hour cafe by any chance?
Yes. What can I get you madam?
Just a coffee thanks. Can I book a table for lunch tomorrow please?
Sure no problem. How many is that for?
Definitely 4 but there might be a few others. Could we have the large table at the window please at 12.45?
Certainly. I'll make sure you get real flowers in your vase too. I can't say fairer than that now, can I?
No. Thats great. Many thanks.
Enjoy your time with us.
Dear Wobby
Please accept my application for post of entertainer. I have a dog who can do tricks and I am very good at plate spinning.
I would also be pleased to undergo additional training if you consider I need it.
I look forward to hearing from you in due course
Yours sincerely
Janexxx
Please accept my application for post of entertainer. I have a dog who can do tricks and I am very good at plate spinning.
I would also be pleased to undergo additional training if you consider I need it.
I look forward to hearing from you in due course
Yours sincerely
Janexxx
QUOTE(janexxx @ Jun 4 2005, 07:12 AM)
I am very good at plate spinning.
Janexxx
Janexxx
How smashing!
Cheers
Katyjay
Hi Katyjay - how's the hayfever this morning ??
Have a nice long glass of cold water - best Highland Spring ??
M
Have a nice long glass of cold water - best Highland Spring ??
M
WAITER! I would like something calming, on a revision break, by next week I'll have died of stress.
Chocolate would be appreciated too!!
Chocolate would be appreciated too!!
*wants to be the waiter*
What's on the lunch menu today?
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Jun 4 2005, 10:41 AM)
What's on the lunch menu today?
Not sure - but if Amber's in charge of cooking it could be interesting......
Thanks for the water, much appreciated Maggie.
Erm, could you move the real flowers off my table, please? They make me snee...aaaaa...chooo! Oops, excuse me.
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 3 2005, 08:58 PM)
OK, the list is as follows:
- 12 waiters/waitresses
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; Nicki Flute
Hey, MattD, perhaps you could be our advertiser? We'd need to design a logo though... And sbhoa, you can be the restaurant critic!
Wobby
So we need:
- 12 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 8 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
*- 1 advertiser
*- 1 restaurant critic
*Let's see if they accept!
- 12 waiters/waitresses
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; Nicki Flute
Hey, MattD, perhaps you could be our advertiser? We'd need to design a logo though... And sbhoa, you can be the restaurant critic!
Wobby
So we need:
- 12 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 8 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
*- 1 advertiser
*- 1 restaurant critic
*Let's see if they accept!
can I be a maitre d' or a waiter or a chef maybe a musician.... I don't mind
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 3 2005, 09:00 PM)
Anyway, I'm off for now, to watch that Beethoven program, any job application forms feel free to post whilst I'm not here!
Wobby
Doh, can't play piano for now because of my 15 jab, my right arm hurts!
Wobby
Doh, can't play piano for now because of my 15 jab, my right arm hurts!
The 15 jab DOES NOT HURT!
What is a 15 jab? Is that the TB jab? *wonders*
QUOTE(katyjay @ Jun 4 2005, 10:46 AM)
QUOTE(nicki_flute @ Jun 4 2005, 10:41 AM)
What's on the lunch menu today?
Not sure - but if Amber's in charge of cooking it could be interesting......
Thanks for the water, much appreciated Maggie.
Erm, could you move the real flowers off my table, please? They make me snee...aaaaa...chooo! Oops, excuse me.
Awww, still suffering Katyjay? *hands you a tissue and removes flowers*
Hehe, well I am very hungry, and I need food pronto, I have to go and revise in 10 minutes.
G'DAY EVERYONE [Walks in with Huge Chef's Hat on, ducks to narrowly miss the light fitting]
So....... How does everyone want their eggs cooked today...........................?
[picks up three eggs and starts juggling with them]
..
..
..
..
[crash, splat, splot]
Oh soddit!
So....... How does everyone want their eggs cooked today...........................?
[picks up three eggs and starts juggling with them]
..
..
..
..
[crash, splat, splot]
Oh soddit!
OK, staff hired:
sl123451 - Welcome aboard! You are now a waiter!
Ceri - You can be a musician! Oddly enough, we now only have two, and this is a music forum!
Nicki - Yup, you did get the job as fake diner!
janexxx - Of course you can become and entertainer, and we will gladly take on your dog too!
Deborah - Welcome to the ABRSM Kitchen, where you'll be working with Amber and uberzoldat!
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and Fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; Nicki Flute
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
Wobby
p.s. The jab did hurt, coz I tensed my arm and my shoulder keeps on clicking if I move it! The 15 jab's the jab you get when you're 15; diptheria, polio and tetanus I think.
sl123451 - Welcome aboard! You are now a waiter!
Ceri - You can be a musician! Oddly enough, we now only have two, and this is a music forum!
Nicki - Yup, you did get the job as fake diner!
janexxx - Of course you can become and entertainer, and we will gladly take on your dog too!
Deborah - Welcome to the ABRSM Kitchen, where you'll be working with Amber and uberzoldat!
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and Fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; Nicki Flute
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
Wobby
p.s. The jab did hurt, coz I tensed my arm and my shoulder keeps on clicking if I move it! The 15 jab's the jab you get when you're 15; diptheria, polio and tetanus I think.
Good job I don't like eggs, eh Amber!
Can you rustle up something scrumtious in 5 minutes, I promise I'll tell you it will be delicious.
Can you rustle up something scrumtious in 5 minutes, I promise I'll tell you it will be delicious.
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 4 2005, 10:58 AM)
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
And a partri-idge in a pear tree!
Quick, shoo away those environmental health people. There's a plate-spinning dog licking up raw egg from the floor of my kitchen.
Very well
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and Fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; Nicki Flute
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
Oh, ok, new addition to the list!
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 1 advertiser
- 1 food critic
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and Fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; Nicki Flute
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
Oh, ok, new addition to the list!
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 1 advertiser
- 1 food critic
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!
And somebody who cooks meals in minutes!
Um, no, sorry Wobby, partridge in pear-tree isn't a job.
I thought it was Amber's special dish of the day. With a mixed salad and croutons
I thought it was Amber's special dish of the day. With a mixed salad and croutons
Ok Nicky, seeing as it's you, how about I rustle you up a delicious egg-free omelette?
Ambs
x
Ambs
x
Oh that would be lovely, but interesting lol! Is that just a decorated plate of air?
lol, there's a new dish everyday! Just remember to say how delicious the food is, that will impress the critics!
Partri-idge in a pear tree can still be the dish of the day, with mixed salads and croutons!
Wobby
Partri-idge in a pear tree can still be the dish of the day, with mixed salads and croutons!
Wobby
That is my official job! Well I am off now, revision, revision, will call in later Au revoir
Au revoir
I think £1 per hour is enough for the pay and display tickets!
Excuse me? Waiter? Do you know there's a fly in my soup?
Dont say it too loud or everyone will want one!
I do! You should be very honoured to have such a delicacy in thy soup! My, that is our special soup that we serve to our customers, with white truffle and the legendary golden fly! In every 50 000 000 customer's, we place the special golden fly in the soup, just to let them know how 'pleased' we are as having them as one of our customers! By the way, we currently only have one waiter...
Wobby
Wobby
I am back, any chance of a cuppa and some biscuits, then I am off again. Man, I feel like a yo-yo!
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 4 2005, 11:58 AM)
OK, staff hired:
sl123451 - Welcome aboard! You are now a waiter!
Ceri - You can be a musician! Oddly enough, we now only have two, and this is a music forum!
Nicki - Yup, you did get the job as fake diner!
janexxx - Of course you can become and entertainer, and we will gladly take on your dog too!
Deborah - Welcome to the ABRSM Kitchen, where you'll be working with Amber and uberzoldat!
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and Fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; Nicki Flute
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
Wobby
p.s. The jab did hurt, coz I tensed my arm and my shoulder keeps on clicking if I move it! The 15 jab's the jab you get when you're 15; diptheria, polio and tetanus I think.
sl123451 - Welcome aboard! You are now a waiter!
Ceri - You can be a musician! Oddly enough, we now only have two, and this is a music forum!
Nicki - Yup, you did get the job as fake diner!
janexxx - Of course you can become and entertainer, and we will gladly take on your dog too!
Deborah - Welcome to the ABRSM Kitchen, where you'll be working with Amber and uberzoldat!
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and Fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; Nicki Flute
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
Wobby
p.s. The jab did hurt, coz I tensed my arm and my shoulder keeps on clicking if I move it! The 15 jab's the jab you get when you're 15; diptheria, polio and tetanus I think.
I'll be bartender's assistant. What does everyone want to drink?
Anything! Is this café expensive?
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