Boo Radley
Aug 1 2005, 10:56 PM
Yes i have it too. Nothing wrong with it, small but it does the job.
Trebor
Aug 2 2005, 06:27 AM
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Aug 1 2005, 11:56 PM)
Yes i have it too. Nothing wrong with it, small but it does the job.
AHAHA. Just read this post on the new page without reading what was before. It certainly wasn't phones that I thought you were talking about
[wannabe]pianogenius.
Aug 2 2005, 08:27 AM
QUOTE(Trebor @ Aug 2 2005, 06:27 AM)
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Aug 1 2005, 11:56 PM)
Yes i have it too. Nothing wrong with it, small but it does the job.
AHAHA. Just read this post on the new page without reading what was before. It certainly wasn't phones that I thought you were talking about


hahaha!!!!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 2 2005, 08:43 AM
aw...spoiled the joke for me...

with the bit about phones on this page...
Boo Radley
Aug 2 2005, 09:57 AM
QUOTE(Trebor @ Aug 2 2005, 06:27 AM)
QUOTE(Boo Radley @ Aug 1 2005, 11:56 PM)
Yes i have it too. Nothing wrong with it, small but it does the job.
AHAHA. Just read this post on the new page without reading what was before. It certainly wasn't phones that I thought you were talking about

Trebor I'm disgusted at your sick and perverted sense of humour!

I was going to put 'no innuendos please' on the bottom but I thought no-one will pick up on it. Unfortunately it started a new page. Typical!!
Trebor
Aug 2 2005, 12:40 PM
*coughs* Yes, anyway, moving on..
My phone did arrive today but the new facia thing he sent me is completely cracked, and his old one has scratches on so that's bit of a pain. And I didn't realise he didn't give me the DKU 2 cable for connecting it to my PC. But it is still very nice, so I can't complain.
CrazyDudette22
Aug 2 2005, 01:00 PM
Bonjour everybody!! Ha ha ha

I read this page too before reading the page before... but em moving on anyway.... what exactly is the come in sit down thread? Like you know the hairdressers and sercurity guards and waitresses etc are they virtual and how do you get the job? I am a very confusable (my own made up word...) person...
By the way, I have a new siemens sf65 it's in the charger right now and it's a 1/2 phone 1/2 camera!!!! But I still need to think of a name for it...I was thinking Fred but that's just like too normal...
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 2 2005, 01:02 PM
How about 'Snorkack' Lou?
janexxx
Aug 2 2005, 01:06 PM
QUOTE(CrazyDudette22 @ Aug 2 2005, 02:00 PM)
Bonjour everybody!! Ha ha ha

I read this page too before reading the page before... but em moving on anyway.... what exactly is the come in sit down thread? Like you know the hairdressers and sercurity guards and waitresses etc are they virtual and how do you get the job? I am a very confusable (my own made up word...) person...
By the way, I have a new siemens sf65 it's in the charger right now and it's a 1/2 phone 1/2 camera!!!! But I still need to think of a name for it...I was thinking Fred but that's just like too normal...
When were first given our very own Forum cafe, this was the very first thread, and the invitation is to take a seat in the cafe and order drinks. food etc. This is the place where birthday parties, and celebration parties happen, and is all hosted by a varied cohort of staff.
Unfortunately the swedish chef is on holiday right now so the speciality of egg free omelettes is off at the moment but feel free to order anything else.
Chocolate cake anyone????
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 2 2005, 01:10 PM
mmm yes please, i've just come from the food thread...

<takes slice of cake> yum!
CrazyDudette22
Aug 2 2005, 01:14 PM
Okay ... first of all, thanks sue for the name... I could call my phone Fizzing Whizzby, not sure where I got that name from exactly but it sounds kind of random... or em how about... Jimmytree...that has a nice ring too....
And also thanks janexxx!!! Okay, i really don't get this still lol. So is the chocolate cake real or just like imaginary?
Trebor
Aug 2 2005, 01:16 PM
[sarcasm]Of course it's real. What? You can't taste it? [/sarcasm]
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 2 2005, 01:28 PM
QUOTE(Trebor @ Aug 2 2005, 01:16 PM)
[sarcasm]Of course it's real. What? You can't taste it? [/sarcasm]
heehee...it may be that i DO happen to have chocolate with me right now anyway...
sbhoa
Aug 2 2005, 01:32 PM
QUOTE
So is the chocolate cake real or just like imaginary?
You won't find better chocolate cake anywhere on the planet....
I should know, I'm the food critic around here.
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 2 2005, 01:35 PM
and i'm a chef! though i didnt make that particular cake, who wants toffee double choccy cake though?
sbhoa
Aug 2 2005, 01:40 PM
Me! Me! Me!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 2 2005, 01:42 PM
Cafe exists for the needs of virtual foodies...<hands sbhoa cake!>
janexxx
Aug 2 2005, 01:43 PM
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Aug 2 2005, 02:35 PM)
and i'm a chef! though i didnt make that particular cake, who wants toffee double choccy cake though?
...... and me though I'm supposed to be practising. But you can play violin with your mouth stuffed with cake, which is an advantage over flute, clarinet etc!!!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 2 2005, 01:45 PM
ewww just got mental image of flute filled with cake...waste of a good instrument! At least piano's ok too!
CrazyDudette22
Aug 2 2005, 01:49 PM
Lol I have had lots of choc so far!! Every day of the week since thursday!!! And you're only meant to eat chocolate every 3 days or a small square of dark chocolate every day lol. So how about a lovely fruit smoothie made with bananas, strawberries and grape and oranges?
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 2 2005, 01:54 PM
i love making smoothies!Yum..weird though...i've never quite managed to make them look nice but they taste ok...
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 02:35 PM
QUOTE(CrazyDudette22 @ Aug 2 2005, 02:00 PM)
Bonjour everybody!! Ha ha ha

I read this page too before reading the page before... but em moving on anyway.... what exactly is the come in sit down thread? Like you know the hairdressers and sercurity guards and waitresses etc are they virtual and how do you get the job? I am a very confusable (my own made up word...) person...
I'm in charge of the jobs so if you want a job, just ask me!
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 02:37 PM
Hey, chocolate cakes for sale! I'll have one please!
Oddball
Aug 2 2005, 02:42 PM
Now come on, that could've been one post.
Yeah, I am a musician / entertainer. Just call on I (I am in nearly everyday) should one wish to be musically entertained....
janexxx
Aug 2 2005, 02:56 PM
And Archie will play the piano for you (he's not very good yet "working on preliminary pre Grade 1"). But his Bach is very good
YetAnotherPianist
Aug 2 2005, 02:59 PM
QUOTE(janexxx @ Aug 2 2005, 03:56 PM)
But his Bach is very good

OK, that's terrible enough to be funny
Trebor
Aug 2 2005, 02:59 PM
Can I 'ave a job? I'll work for me keep. I jus' need a roof o'er me head and an 'ot bowl of soup to see me through t'day.
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 03:03 PM
You can have a job once I have found the job lists (which shouldn't take long).
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 03:04 PM
Here it is Trebor!
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager)
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 10 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 theory answerer; clarinetlover
- 23 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, clarinetlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 dancing instructor; clarinetlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, clarinetlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 93
Required Vacancies:
- 7 waiters/waitresses
- 10 musicians
- 5 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 28TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 121 Car Expert
crazy cow
Aug 2 2005, 03:04 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 2 2005, 02:35 PM)
I'm in charge of the jobs so if you want a job, just ask me!
hehe yep, we have noticed the job lists! what happened to wobby? is he still unable to get hold of a computer or whatever it was?
crazy cow
Aug 2 2005, 03:05 PM
ooh what am i again? hairdresser, waitress, chiropodist and...oh yeah, hugger!
janexxx
Aug 2 2005, 03:05 PM
QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Aug 2 2005, 03:59 PM)
QUOTE(janexxx @ Aug 2 2005, 03:56 PM)
But his Bach is very good

OK, that's terrible enough to be funny

Of course....not as good as yours

Archie doesn't take his seriously enough
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 03:06 PM
Wobby's brother always snatches the computer off him so he can only spend about half an hour a week on the forums.
crazy cow
Aug 2 2005, 03:08 PM
aww that's mean! my brother normally snatches it when he can (to play runescape...ahhh!) but he goes on playstation so i get it then!
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 03:09 PM
Oh yes, that famous multiplayer game. I know what you mean!
crazy cow
Aug 2 2005, 03:12 PM
it's so iritating! and the music....still my younger brother is worse. when i practise flute in MY OWN bedroom, he comes in and starts playing runescape, then tells me to shut up so he can hear it

i mean, the cheek! and when i play piano he comes in and turns some really irritating cartoon channel up so that i have to play really loud to hear myself, then goes and moans at my mum that im being annoying and not shutting up, so she tells me to stop it! i mean, it wouldn't be so bad if he actually asked me if i could finish practising first, but he just does what he wants and then expects me to just happily shut up
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 03:14 PM
It's just like living in a vet, with all the cats meowing and the dogs barking!
Oddball
Aug 2 2005, 03:16 PM
Strange imagery there CE.....
My sister borrows my computer all the time, I mean, SHE HAS HER OWN... But I suppose she doesn't have the great Adobe Photoshop 7.0...Muahaha...
violin-ann
Aug 2 2005, 04:03 PM
QUOTE(Hulk @ Aug 1 2005, 06:34 PM)
Well Richard, I must say you have an interesting choice! It means someone you would like to have a fling with!

By any chance is it Noodle?
violin-ann
Aug 2 2005, 04:07 PM
QUOTE(Trebor @ Aug 1 2005, 08:52 PM)
Should I feel stupid for not knowing what Red Milk Tea is?
No, I don't blame you! It's a Taiwanese invention, and drunk as iced, it's just a little different from English tea with milk, and you can have chewy black jelly pearls in your tea. So for those of you who have not tried it, just considered it iced tea with milk.
violin-ann
Aug 2 2005, 04:14 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 2 2005, 02:35 PM)
I'm in charge of the jobs so if you want a job, just ask me!
You forgot about me! I'm the coffee bar specialist! True, I managed to miss most of the orders for coffee, but then I always make it up afterwards! *Sob *sob!
*Begins running around like the March Hare with gallons of cappucinos*
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 04:16 PM
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 2 2005, 05:03 PM)
QUOTE(Hulk @ Aug 1 2005, 06:34 PM)
Well Richard, I must say you have an interesting choice! It means someone you would like to have a fling with!

By any chance is it Noodle?

No....
I'm joking...sorry noodle

.
Wow, that was actually right, I'm not mentioning who it is though!
violin-ann
Aug 2 2005, 04:23 PM
QUOTE(Hulk @ Aug 2 2005, 04:16 PM)
No....
I'm joking...sorry noodle

.
Wow, that was actually right, I'm not mentioning who it is though!


Yes, I wonder if anyone chose coffee like I did? *Wicked Grin* I won't tell you the answer until someone chooses it! Not that I'm forcing anyone, just mention it if you REALLY thought of someone as coffee. Ugh, that did not make much sense, did it?
Confused about this quiz, anyone? The question is right
here. Just read the last post on the page.
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 04:27 PM
Well...there's three girls that reminded me of coffee...all beacuse they know how to wake me up!

Cheesy I know, but some girls dig cheesy!

So, what does coffee mean?
violin-ann
Aug 2 2005, 04:42 PM
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 04:44 PM
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 2 2005, 05:42 PM)
the more the merrier
CrazyDudette22
Aug 2 2005, 04:59 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 2 2005, 02:35 PM)
QUOTE(CrazyDudette22 @ Aug 2 2005, 02:00 PM)
Bonjour everybody!! Ha ha ha

I read this page too before reading the page before... but em moving on anyway.... what exactly is the come in sit down thread? Like you know the hairdressers and sercurity guards and waitresses etc are they virtual and how do you get the job? I am a very confusable (my own made up word...) person...
I'm in charge of the jobs so if you want a job, just ask me!
Hi!!! Ok so first of all...and I'm kind of dippy so...
how do I get a job first of all? And I know that it's all virtual...so I don't get confused anymore lol... it's hard to tell if something's real or not real and I'm very gullible so please do not try and tell me something random like you are gonna be invaded by aliens on the 24th of July at 6:03pm and they will steal all your socks because I just might believe that. And to Sue thanks for the smoothie...it was very nice and it didn't look too bad either!!!
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 05:00 PM
You've obviously never met me then violin-ann!
Symphony
Aug 2 2005, 05:01 PM
Virtual Jobs ... I see ... Am I actually going to have to go trawl through 324 pages (not a bad achievement!) to find out what all that is about?
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 05:17 PM
Updated list:
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 10 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 23 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 94
Required Vacancies:
- 7 waiters/waitresses
- 10 musicians
- 5 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 28
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 122
Car Expert
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