I say, shouldn't you also have the post of recruitment officer for the cafe? Since you hand out all the jobs.
Erm.. would I be a coffee or a cocktail if I knew you, Hulk?
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Thank you Car Expert! *Beams* I will do my job properly from now on!
I say, shouldn't you also have the post of recruitment officer for the cafe? Since you hand out all the jobs.
Erm.. would I be a coffee or a cocktail if I knew you, Hulk?
I say, shouldn't you also have the post of recruitment officer for the cafe? Since you hand out all the jobs.
Erm.. would I be a coffee or a cocktail if I knew you, Hulk?
Good idea, violin-ann, I'll edit that on the post above.
Well, I think you would be a cocktail...then a cocktail...then another cocktail....and then a Coffee........if you catch my drift. 
yer all mad 
I hope that doesn't apply to me the most! 
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Aug 2 2005, 01:45 PM)
ewww just got mental image of flute filled with cake...waste of a good instrument! At least piano's ok too!
On piano you can even refill your mouth when one hand has a few beats rest....
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 2 2005, 05:37 PM)
I hope that doesn't apply to me the most!
No, you're okay, it was aiming towards Hulk the most I think
QUOTE(crazy cow @ Aug 2 2005, 03:08 PM)
aww that's mean! my brother normally snatches it when he can (to play runescape...ahhh!) but he goes on playstation so i get it then!
Runescape... I spend a fair amount of time there myself...
QUOTE(Symphony @ Aug 2 2005, 06:40 PM)
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 2 2005, 05:37 PM)
I hope that doesn't apply to me the most!
No, you're okay, it was aiming towards Hulk the most I think
I'm not denying it!
I don't think you would have any status to do so ...
Good Point!
Ooh! I could take up the delicatessen server job too! WHo's up for a deli speciality sandwich?
Ooh, that's a compliment Hulk!
Ooh, that's a compliment Hulk!
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 2 2005, 06:54 PM)
Ooh! I could take up the delicatessen server job too! WHo's up for a deli speciality sandwich?
Ooh, that's a compliment Hulk!
Ooh, that's a compliment Hulk!
Anytime...
Can I have a sandwich as well please.
Updated list:
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 10 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 23 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 94
Required Vacancies:
- 7 waiters/waitresses
- 10 musicians
- 5 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 28
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 122
Car Expert
Updated list:
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 10 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 23 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 94
Required Vacancies:
- 7 waiters/waitresses
- 10 musicians
- 5 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 28
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 122
Car Expert
Yes you may! Thanks Car Expert! One super-duper sized house specialty club sandwich coming up!!
*Hands Car Expert Flying-Saucer-Like plate* There you go! *Beams*
And pours Hulk his daily dose of cappucino,
*Hands Car Expert Flying-Saucer-Like plate* There you go! *Beams*
And pours Hulk his daily dose of cappucino,
Must say It's the best sandwich I've ever tasted since that Marmite sandwich I had yesterday!
It's the best sandwich I've ever tasted since that Marmite sandwich I had yesterday!
Can I apply to be one of the chefs?
re:vacancies, wish to apply for job of "musician"
ah but chefs taste the food when preparing....this one could take more thought
ah but chefs taste the food when preparing....this one could take more thought
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 2 2005, 06:19 PM)
Must say It's the best sandwich I've ever tasted since that Marmite sandwich I had yesterday!
It's the best sandwich I've ever tasted since that Marmite sandwich I had yesterday! Oh dear! You'd better drop in more often then! This deli server hardly takes leave. I had a crabstick doughnut for lunch though.
Well done Trebor and s8535049, you have been entered into the job list (and me as well )!
(Wow, Wobby will be pleased when he comes back!)
Car Expert
)!QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager)
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 11 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 97
Required Vacancies:
- 7 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 4 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 26
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 123
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 11 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 97
Required Vacancies:
- 7 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 4 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 26
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 123
(Wow, Wobby will be pleased when he comes back!)
Car Expert
violin-ann has just thought of another job for myself: a Walking Dictionary which will be edited to the post above.
Sorry to interrupt the flow, but can I just say how proud I am to have started a thread which has had 4871 replies.... 
lol
lol
I know! We should do an ABRSM Platinum Blend Café awards show at the end of the year!
yes, why has mrbouffant no job in the cafe? (that i can see, i might have missed it)
or are you the owner?
or are you the owner?
I suppose I could be resident organist playing all your favourite tunes...
Here we go again! 
Car Expert
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR 'A Very Busy Man')
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 11 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 98
Required Vacancies:
- 7 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 4 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 26
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 124
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 11 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 98
Required Vacancies:
- 7 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 4 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 26
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 124
Car Expert
What'll happen if all the vacancies get filled?
We try and make space for more.
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 2 2005, 06:39 PM)
violin-ann has just thought of another job for myself: a Walking Dictionary which will be edited to the post above.
Maybe you have to add 'A Very Busy Man' to it as well! But I like the nice job titles. Not many people can boast of having as many jobs as you. *Hands out tried-and-tested super-duper deli specialty sandwiches and cappucinos all round*
Wobby invented most of the names anyway!
With two jobs and two instruments my signature took some time to edit... it kept saying that it was too long! I wonder how you're going to fit in all your titles, Car Expert!
I wonder how you're going to fit in all your titles, Car Expert!
*Just edited the job list above* (see who quoted it!)
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 2 2005, 07:55 PM)
With two jobs and two instruments my signature took some time to edit... it kept saying that it was too long! I wonder how you're going to fit in all your titles, Car Expert!
I wonder how you're going to fit in all your titles, Car Expert! Ah, that's a point! I've got about 240 characters in my signature so it's not going to work!
Done it! Hooray!!!
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 2 2005, 07:45 PM)
Here we go again!
Car Expert
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR 'A Very Busy Man')
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 11 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 98
Required Vacancies:
- 7 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 4 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 26
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 124
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 11 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 98
Required Vacancies:
- 7 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 4 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 26
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 124
Car Expert
This cafe will soon have more staff than customers!!!!
That is one difference against other cafés!
Thats true. Does anyone know where Saxophonist has gone? He hasn't been about for ages.
No, it's kind of worrying...
That's what Oddball was wondering a while ago. Saxophonist was last active late June.
Yes, I've just looked to see when he was last here. I actually thought it was even longer ago than that.
Umm. Thinking about it, I don't rhink he has been on msn either. I hope everything is OK with him.... 
I could be a waitress ... Except anyone that clicked their fingers at me would get a swift slap around the face
I've always wanted to do that in a restaurant - click my fingers and say "garcon" and have this waiter appear by my side. Never had the courage to do it though
*Just adding Symphony to the list*
Car Expert
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR 'A Very Busy Man')
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 11 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 99
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 4 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 25
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 124
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 11 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 99
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 4 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 25
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 124
Car Expert
well you could start by bringing me some refreshments , i've been a musician here for over an hour and nothing to keep me going 
[snaps fingers ]
, i've been a musician here for over an hour and nothing to keep me going [snaps fingers
]
I'll cook you up a nice salad. Well, I say salad, I mean slice of lettuce.
Dunno why I got chef job when I can't cook
Dunno why I got chef job when I can't cook
how is everyone? hehe sorry im feeling very refreshed with my PM war *mischevious giggles* oh i really needed to get rid of some stress!
You can have more than one job if you want to!
"cook" a "salad"
What would you like?
Car Expert; What are my jobs by the way? I can't remember and I can't be bothered to look at the list to be perfectly honest!
Car Expert; What are my jobs by the way? I can't remember and I can't be bothered to look at the list to be perfectly honest!
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