Symphony
Aug 2 2005, 08:31 PM
*throws a sandwich at s8s head*
(sorry dunno ur name

)
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 08:32 PM
that's alright, you can call me s8 for short

, but no more sandwiches
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 08:32 PM
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 2 2005, 09:31 PM)
What would you like?
Car Expert; What are my jobs by the way? I can't remember and I can't be bothered to look at the list to be perfectly honest!
Bartender assisstant, accountant and subsitutional manager (Uh oh, you're in charge!)
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 08:33 PM
haha, don't know if we're in safe employment here..
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 08:33 PM
Where is Wobby at the moment? I havn't read him around for a while. Is he on holiday or something?
Trebor
Aug 2 2005, 08:34 PM
QUOTE(s8535049 @ Aug 2 2005, 09:31 PM)
"cook" a "salad"

I said I had no cooking skils
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 08:34 PM
me neither, maybe i should apply for chef too
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 08:35 PM
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 2 2005, 09:33 PM)
Where is Wobby at the moment? I havn't read him around for a while. Is he on holiday or something?
His brother keeps snatching the computer off him, so he can only spend about half an hour a week.
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 08:35 PM
QUOTE(s8535049 @ Aug 2 2005, 09:33 PM)
haha, don't know if we're in safe employment here..

Why not? I won't fire you, unless you are really, really awful. Even then I would probably still keep you as a bad worker is better than no worker at all....
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 08:36 PM
QUOTE(Trebor @ Aug 2 2005, 09:34 PM)
QUOTE(s8535049 @ Aug 2 2005, 09:31 PM)
"cook" a "salad"

I said I had no cooking skils

Never mind. Amber will teach you kow to cook. She is very good.
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 08:37 PM
It's been a long time since I've updated the job list so many times! lol
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR 'A Very Busy Man')
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 12 chefs; crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 1 accountant; purple dolphin
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 101
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 3 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 25TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 125 Car ExpertYay, 100 vacancies hired!
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 08:39 PM
I have anoher job for you Car Expert. You can be the admin guy seeing as you are already doing the job very well!
Symphony
Aug 2 2005, 08:39 PM
Okay okay .. no more moldy cheese sandwiches ....
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 08:40 PM
Yes, why not! I'll just edit it above.
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 08:40 PM
oh don't worryno bad employees here
we're the best staffed cafe in the world...remarkable when there are no wages
crazy cow
Aug 2 2005, 08:42 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 2 2005, 08:35 PM)
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 2 2005, 09:33 PM)
Where is Wobby at the moment? I havn't read him around for a while. Is he on holiday or something?
His brother keeps snatching the computer off him, so he can only spend about half an hour a week.
lol and you had EXACTLY the same wording last time! are you sure that answer isn't on copy and paste?
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 08:43 PM
I didn't copy and paste it by the way!
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 08:43 PM
i've never been a chef before...any requests?
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 08:45 PM
QUOTE(s8535049 @ Aug 2 2005, 08:43 PM)
i've never been a chef before...any requests?
If you've never been a chef before, what is it safe to order?
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 08:45 PM
Something simple, a toasted sandwich (ham preferably).
crazy cow
Aug 2 2005, 08:46 PM
cheese sandwiches? not salad by the looks of it! *vision of 'cooked' salad* erm, i think i'll skip food!
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 08:46 PM
Drinks anyone? Especially staff, I had better look after them before they all go on strike!
Trebor
Aug 2 2005, 08:46 PM
Dream on! We may be able to manage a glass of water. May.
In response to toasted sandwich request.
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 08:47 PM
OK then. What's simple? Orange squash?
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 08:48 PM
Milk?
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 08:48 PM
A glass of water and a biscuit??
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 08:49 PM
ha, i suppose i could manage the biscuit, i'll get back to you on the glass of water
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 08:49 PM
Biscuit....yummy...chocolate....
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 08:50 PM
QUOTE(s8535049 @ Aug 2 2005, 08:49 PM)
ha, i suppose i could manage the biscuit, i'll get back to you on the glass of water
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 08:51 PM
our speciality tonight is "lettuce a la Trebor" i.e. chargrilled

any orders?
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 08:51 PM
I can get drinks. Anyone fancy a cocktail?
Trebor
Aug 2 2005, 08:52 PM
I would kill for a Pina Colada right now
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 08:52 PM
QUOTE(s8535049 @ Aug 2 2005, 09:51 PM)
our speciality tonight is "lettuce a la Trebor" i.e. chargrilled

any orders?
Yes please. Might as well try it!
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 08:52 PM
QUOTE(s8535049 @ Aug 2 2005, 08:51 PM)
our speciality tonight is "lettuce a la Trebor" i.e. chargrilled

any orders?
erm - I'll get back to you on that !
Trebor
Aug 2 2005, 08:54 PM
Chargrilled is a bit glorified. Most people would say burnt to ashes.
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 08:55 PM
Pina Coladas coming up. I have never made those before, so have some patience and don't expect too much! I am far better with the non-alcoholic ones, but I have to try to make them sometime!
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 08:56 PM
Can anyone make a June Bug ?
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 08:58 PM
car expert - enjoy your salad a la trebor
maggiemay your june bug will be with you shortly
Symphony
Aug 2 2005, 08:58 PM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 2 2005, 08:56 PM)
Can anyone make a June Bug ?
Last time I checked that was some weird American flying thing
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 09:00 PM
QUOTE(Symphony @ Aug 2 2005, 08:58 PM)
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 2 2005, 08:56 PM)
Can anyone make a June Bug ?
Last time I checked that was some weird American flying thing

Yes - it does fly if you order one at TGI Fridays!!
Thanks s8 I appreci-s8 that!
Car Expert
Aug 2 2005, 09:00 PM
QUOTE(s8535049 @ Aug 2 2005, 09:58 PM)
car expert - enjoy your salad a la trebor
Cheers!
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 09:01 PM
Hello All!
That's me back...just thought I would say hello.
Trebor
Aug 2 2005, 09:02 PM
Hi, can I cook you the house special for tonight?
Symphony
Aug 2 2005, 09:04 PM
And I'll serve the madman ... *hides something behind back*...
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 09:04 PM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 2 2005, 10:00 PM)
QUOTE(Symphony @ Aug 2 2005, 08:58 PM)
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 2 2005, 08:56 PM)
Can anyone make a June Bug ?
Last time I checked that was some weird American flying thing

Yes - it does fly if you order one at TGI Fridays!!
Thanks s8 I appreci-s8 that!
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 09:07 PM
QUOTE(Symphony @ Aug 2 2005, 10:04 PM)
And I'll serve the madman ... *hides something behind back*...
Don't worry, I'm only a really scary madman on Monday's.
Yes, I'll have the house special thanks...what is it?
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:07 PM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 2 2005, 09:56 PM)
Can anyone make a June Bug ?
Umm..What's that?...
Symphony
Aug 2 2005, 09:08 PM
QUOTE(Hulk @ Aug 2 2005, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE(Symphony @ Aug 2 2005, 10:04 PM)
And I'll serve the madman ... *hides something behind back*...
Don't worry, I'm only a really scary madman on Monday's.
Whew Im safe for another while so then
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 09:08 PM
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 2 2005, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 2 2005, 09:56 PM)
Can anyone make a June Bug ?
Umm..What's that?...
erm - I can't quite remember what's in it ......... midori I think, and lemon juice, it's green.
Symphony
Aug 2 2005, 09:09 PM
Would a fat frog substitute do?

that's green too
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