s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 09:12 PM
hulk, since you asked, our house special is "salad a la trebor" - chargrilled lettuce, burnt to a fine crisp using an open flame and an inexperienced chef
so far people seem to have agreed on it's....distinct flavour, and memorable presentation
Boo Radley
Aug 2 2005, 09:15 PM
Hey car expert, if you've got any more vacancies I'll be an accountant and a chauffeur (spelling?) but only on my push bike so not more than 4 at a time.
Symphony
Aug 2 2005, 09:15 PM
I repeat.
Mad, all mad
Im going to bed. Talk to ye in 13 days
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 09:15 PM
JUNE BUG
Crème De Bananes
Malibu
Midori (melon)
Pineapple Juice
Lime Juice
I'll pass on the frog, thanks Symphony!
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:17 PM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 2 2005, 10:15 PM)
JUNE BUG
Crème De Bananes
Malibu
Midori (melon)
Pineapple Juice
Lime Juice
I'll pass on the frog, thanks Symphony!
Coming up! *Shakes some cocktail shakers* *Hands drink over to MM*
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 09:18 PM
Ooo, burnt lettuce....distinct flavour you say...memorable presentation...sounds absolutely
*burst into song*
Supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious!
Sorry everyone...I say again...I'm only a really scary madman on Mondays.
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 09:18 PM
thanks maggiemay it's helped me enormously preparing your june bug now that i know what's in it...probably shouldn't have promised you one in the first place
a 'frog' symphony? you're just taking my good ideas and making comedy out of it!

good night
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 09:21 PM
Thank you very much - it's decilious , no ledicious, well cedilious / oh heck -very good indeed!
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:23 PM
I wasn't intending for u to get drunk on it MM! Glad you like it hough.
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 09:25 PM
no more june bugs for you maggiemay, i'm sure a fat frog would sober you up quite nicely
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:26 PM
Please, no frogs! I hate the things. Unless they are chocolate of course...
As substitutional manager, I will sack you if you bring frogs in. I hate them!
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 09:31 PM
we were of course discussing chocolate frogs, it being cafe policy not to serve amphibians as any part of a meal. i think it would be unfair however to prevent them from attending as customers. but then that's not my domain
sbhoa
Aug 2 2005, 09:35 PM
Why discriminate against amphibians?
They are paying customers like everyone else....!
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 09:36 PM
precisely my point! have edited previous post, bad wording
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:36 PM
OK. OK. Chocoalte frogs are allowed to enter at any time, so long as I can eat them at any time! Normal (green) frogs can enter when I am not around EDIT - as long as they are payig customers!.
sbhoa
Aug 2 2005, 09:37 PM
There's a frog at table 6 waiting to be served....
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:38 PM
What did I say about me being around? Or is a chocolate one?
sbhoa
Aug 2 2005, 09:40 PM
No,..... he just wants a coffe and sone chargrilled lettuce.
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 09:41 PM
don't worry it is a chocolate one.
unfortunately, unlike other varieties of frog, those made of chocolate don't have the facility of speech, so can't order.....by default he can have the house special
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 09:42 PM
QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 2 2005, 09:40 PM)
No,..... he just wants a coffe and sone chargrilled lettuce.
And a few juicy flies ...
here's a thought - try him with a June Bug!
They are ....very good here.
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:43 PM
June Bug coming up. Now don't insult my June Bug. It was my first attempt after all....
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 09:44 PM
it seems there are some conflicting accounts here
whether the frog is chocolate or not he hasn't caused anyone any trouble and is quietly waiting for his lettuce and coffee. and one of purpledolphin's classic june bugs!
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 09:46 PM
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 2 2005, 09:43 PM)
June Bug coming up. Now don't insult my June Bug. It was my first attempt after all....
It wasn't meant to be an insult - it was an attempt to remember not to try to say delishuss!
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:47 PM
It had better be chocolate. Actually, thinking about it, it will be a virtual frog anyway, so it won't be slimy. Ah hah! Welcome, Mr Frog. May I take your order?
Sorry MM. I didn't mean to take it the wrong way, and I forgot that you were drunk! As long as you really do like it...
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 09:51 PM
one coffee, house special, and june bug for customer at table 6..are there any waiters/waitresses on duty?
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:51 PM
Don't think so. But I can always deliver it.
*Hands order to table 6*
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 09:54 PM
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 2 2005, 09:47 PM)
It had better be chocolate. Actually, thinking about it, it will be a virtual frog anyway, so it won't be slimy. Ah hah! Welcome, Mr Frog. May I take your order?
Sorry MM. I didn't mean to take it the wrong way, and I forgot that you were drunk! As long as you really do like it...
Oh it's wonderful - I'd like to place a regular order ...
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:55 PM
That's fine with me.But I might have to make a non-alcoholic version for early in the day. Is that OK? I really would rather not be the person to make someone a virtual alcoholic.
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 09:57 PM
last orders....early rise tomorrow
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:57 PM
Anybody else like a drink? June Bugs seem to be a hit, or else I can make a PussyFoot or a Sea Breeze.
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 09:58 PM
QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 2 2005, 09:55 PM)
That's fine with me.But I might have to make a non-alcoholic version for early in the day. Is that OK? I really would rather not be the person to make someone a virtual alcoholic.
oh that's ok ....... you mean I can have it for breakfast too ??
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 09:59 PM
You can have the non-alcoholic one for breakfast, yes. But no alcoholic ones until 3pm.
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 10:00 PM
think i may have one while cooking....don't be surprised if orders get a little confused..
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 10:01 PM
QUOTE(s8535049 @ Aug 2 2005, 10:00 PM)
think i may have one while cooking....don't be surprised if orders get a little confused..
like a bug in the system ???
purple dolphin
Aug 2 2005, 10:01 PM
Coming up....
MM; Very funny! And very clever for someone who's drunk!
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 10:03 PM
since i'm also a musician here i suppose i should play a little background music before bed. any requests? (piano only)
you're on top form tonight with the puns maggiemay

very impressive for a virtual drunk
Oddball
Aug 2 2005, 10:10 PM
Evening everyone....
Could I possible have a 'Sea Breeze'??? Souinds yummy.
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 10:10 PM
well I did only have the one!
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 10:11 PM
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 2 2005, 11:10 PM)
well I did only have the one!
I'm shocked Maggie, I must say, what kind of example is that to set for us youngsters!
On another note...I'm going to pour myself a nice double vodka and coke, with a slice of lemon

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s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 10:12 PM
bar is still open, in the capable hands of purple dolphin, but the kitchen is officially closed. good night all!
sarah-flute
Aug 2 2005, 10:15 PM
QUOTE(Hulk @ Aug 2 2005, 10:11 PM)
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 2 2005, 11:10 PM)

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well I did only have the one!
I'm shocked Maggie, I must say, what kind of example is that to set for us youngsters!
Yes, maggie: if you're going to drink at least do it properly *hands maggie a glass and a large bottle*
Sorry...
*in a facetious mood...*
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 10:16 PM
Way Hey! Party in the café! Everyone's invited!
maggiemay
Aug 2 2005, 10:16 PM
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 10:17 PM
the cafe has received almost 5000 replies, i think it's cause enough for a party
Oddball
Aug 2 2005, 10:18 PM
Woo yeah!!! Who's the person that's playing on the Woohoo again, I've forgotten.........??
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 10:18 PM
Anything's 'cause enough for a party...e.g. "It's Sunny! Way Hey! Lets Party"
Oddball
Aug 2 2005, 10:20 PM
I bring Tia Maria and Lucozade!!!!
(and yes, in the same glass)
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 10:22 PM
QUOTE(Oddball @ Aug 2 2005, 11:20 PM)
I bring Tia Maria and Lucozade!!!!
(and yes, in the same glass)
You'll be hyper all night!
Vodka, beer, and malibu for me...not all together though!
s8535049
Aug 2 2005, 10:22 PM
mind now, maggiemay's on the prowl for alcohol tonight (of the virtual sort of course

)
Hulk
Aug 2 2005, 10:23 PM
QUOTE
mind now, maggiemay's on the prowl for alcohol tonight (of the virtual sort of course )
Correction, maggiemay's
always on the prowl for alcohol!

p.s. Next post is the 5000th of the thread!
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