Awww wow Jane!!
Yes, the waiter service here isn't great, if it gets worse, my job might be resistant complaining customer!
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If the service doesn't improve, it will have to be a self service cafe.
Ummmmm buffets (no, not the instrument maker!)
Aww, wow, your dog can play the piano?! Has he managed to get anywhere near playing Sorabji's Opus Clavicembalisticum?!
We're sorry, but we seem to have misplaced the waiter... sl123451, get in here!!!
So, is everyone pleased with their meal so far? Good, good, I'm glad everybody's happy!
Wobby
We're sorry, but we seem to have misplaced the waiter... sl123451, get in here!!!
So, is everyone pleased with their meal so far? Good, good, I'm glad everybody's happy!
Wobby
Yes, everything is good so far. Can I hire the café out so we can have a party on my birthday?
Why don't some of the smileys work by the way? Oh no, because I want to take Grade 6 practical, I'm having to take up Grade 5 theory... and I've got 'till tomorrow to learn 5 grades worth of french, german, italian (and english) definitions!!!!!!
Wobby
p.s. I've added my picture! I'm that guy sitting down on the boat!
Look, I'm so famous, Monet painted a picture of me!!!
Wobby
p.s. I've added my picture! I'm that guy sitting down on the boat!
Look, I'm so famous, Monet painted a picture of me!!!
Yes, of course, when's your birthday?
Wobby
Wobby
I've added my picture too, my friend made it for me!
Wobby is your exam on Monday then?
Wobby is your exam on Monday then?
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 4 2005, 04:10 PM)
Aww, wow, your dog can play the piano?! Has he managed to get anywhere near playing Sorabji's Opus Clavicembalisticum?!
No sorry, he doesn't do requests yet. He's quite good at Bach though (and also Offenbach) thought I'd better get them in before anyone else did
Jane
No, it's just my piano teacher set me a target to learn them all by tomorrow, 3pm!!!!
Nicki - When's your birthday by the way? Lol, love your picture!
Janexxx - He can play Bach?! Can he play Bach's Chromatic Fantasy?!
Wobby
Nicki - When's your birthday by the way? Lol, love your picture!
Janexxx - He can play Bach?! Can he play Bach's Chromatic Fantasy?!
Wobby
Eeep! I didn't really learn any, I was lucky I got things like "Largo" in my exam.
It is the 8th June.
It is the 8th June.
Wait a sec, and I'll be able to tell you your star sign!
Oh wait, is it... Gemini?
Oh wait, is it... Gemini?
Yep.
` Gemini (21st May - 20th June) Air Masculine Mutable Mercury
There, that should do! Look, I can type Wingdings!!!
Wobby
There, that should do! Look, I can type Wingdings!!!
Wobby
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 4 2005, 04:19 PM)
Janexxx - He can play Bach?! Can he play Bach's Chromatic Fantasy?!
Wobby
Wobby
He does Bach a lot
Jane
lol, have you been entertaining all your guests then?
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple_dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple_dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!
I'm currently 65th in total posts overall!!!
Wobby
Wobby
Afternoon all!
Pint of largo please, waiter.
How's everyone doing?
Pint of largo please, waiter.
How's everyone doing?
Fine thanks! purple_dolphin is the bartender's assistant here, and will be taking your order, and sl123451, the waiter, shall be serving you shortly! Thank you very much for coming to ABRSM Café©, with a rating of two dotted crotchets, or three stars! I do hope you'll enjoy your stay!
Wobby
Now where has Waiter sl123451 got to? As you can see, we are very short of staff at the moment, and are currently undergoing a period of truanting waiters!
Thank you very much for coming to ABRSM Café©, with a rating of two dotted crotchets, or three stars! I do hope you'll enjoy your stay!Wobby
Now where has Waiter sl123451 got to? As you can see, we are very short of staff at the moment, and are currently undergoing a period of truanting waiters!
QUOTE(Wobby @ Jun 4 2005, 04:42 PM)
I'm currently 65th in total posts overall!!!
Wobby
Wobby
I still don't know how to find this out. Can someone please tell me?
Hm that was productive *Sarcasm* I went away for an hour to do some revision, and just watched tennis. I need to get back to it soon. Plus my email isn't working!
My email wasn't working earlier. Its a nuisance. Is the forum email supposed to be working?
Could I be a bartender? Please!
Love all the photos / illustrations / various creatures that people are posting!
Amber - did the eggless-eggs that made the omelette come from a chicken that said gluck?
Oh dear, that was Orfeo... sorry
Have a drink and a break Nicki and go back to it fresh in a while ...
M
Amber - did the eggless-eggs that made the omelette come from a chicken that said gluck?
Oh dear, that was Orfeo... sorry
Have a drink and a break Nicki and go back to it fresh in a while ...
M
Wobby - just interested to know - do you actually have a home or do you live permanently in the cafe?? 
lol, I work here!
Wobby
Wobby
Hey all, welcome to our café!
purple_dolphin - click on My Assistant, then click top 10 overall, then change number of results shown to 50. If your name's not there, click on the next page, and Voila, you can count up to where you are!
Hulk - yup, you can be the bartender! You and purple_dolphin better start work soon, because katyjay has been waiting for her pint of Largo for hours now!!!
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple_dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!
purple_dolphin - click on My Assistant, then click top 10 overall, then change number of results shown to 50. If your name's not there, click on the next page, and Voila, you can count up to where you are!
Hulk - yup, you can be the bartender! You and purple_dolphin better start work soon, because katyjay has been waiting for her pint of Largo for hours now!!!
Wobby
Current List:
- 12 waiters/waitresses; sl123451
- 20 musicians; Saxophonist and fluteandbassoon
- 9 chefs; uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple_dolphin
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 1 accountant
- 3 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog)
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 1 'valet parking guy'; Car Expert
- 3 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute
- 1 advertiser
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
Required Vacancies:
- 11 waiters/waitresses
- 19 musicians
- 7 chefs
- 2 delicatessen servers
- 5 cleaning staff
- 1 accountant
- 2 entertainers
- 2 hairdressers?!
- 2 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!
Amazing! purple_dolphin is 20th!!!
Wobby
Wobby
QUOTE(Andy-piano-flute @ Jun 4 2005, 04:11 PM)
Wobby - just interested to know - do you actually have a home or do you live permanently in the cafe??
I think wobby lives in A flat
Yay!
QUOTE(maggiemay @ Jun 4 2005, 04:08 PM)
Love all the photos / illustrations / various creatures that people are posting!
Amber - did the eggless-eggs that made the omelette come from a chicken that said gluck?
Oh dear, that was Orfeo... sorry
Have a drink and a break Nicki and go back to it fresh in a while ...
M
Amber - did the eggless-eggs that made the omelette come from a chicken that said gluck?
Oh dear, that was Orfeo... sorry
Have a drink and a break Nicki and go back to it fresh in a while ...
M
I am going to start again after dinner. Goodness, won't you all know when these exams are over!
If anyone's feeling really bold, they can try out another one of my Crazy Quiz/Poll things, called Art, Personality and Music, ro something like that, but note you must like personality quizes and you must have a lot of spare time! I'm a 'resolver personality', apparently, my favourite art is Impressionistic, personality is Impressionistic, and I quite like Impressionistic music, so it works quite well for me!
Wobby
Wobby
Here's your largo katyjay *passes it over*.
That art poll took me ages to complete!
Would anyone else like a drink?
The double flat soda is nice, especially with a hint of lemon.
lol, I know it takes ages, but did you know it gives you an Art Personality too!!!
I know, I don't know whether to believe it though.
Does this café do midnight snacks or breakfast?
Does this café do midnight snacks or breakfast?
Both!
Wobby
From now on I shall write in this rather odd blue![/font]
Wobby
From now on I shall write in this rather odd blue![/font]
How do you change the font colour?
Would you like an all day breakast? *Calls waiter over to take your order*
Ooohhh.... I've figured out how to write in Invisicolour...!!!! Look:
Hello, can you read this?! Cool huh?!
Amazing!
Wobby
Hello, can you read this?! Cool huh?!
Amazing!
Wobby
No use purple_dolphin! sl123451 is truanting!!!
<!>I still think this is great!!! <!>
Wobby
<!>I still think this is great!!! <!>
Wobby
Highlight over the text I write in between everytime you see a '<!>'
Wobby
<!> Woooooooohhhhhhhoooooooooo <!>
Wobby
<!> Woooooooohhhhhhhoooooooooo <!>
Hello everyone! Cafe looks bit busy, not much staff around?
Amber? *tugs timidly at Amber's sleeve* May I add some dishes to your menu please?
All dietary requirements catered for.
Amber? *tugs timidly at Amber's sleeve* May I add some dishes to your menu please?
All dietary requirements catered for.
<!> The waiter's truanting!!!! <!>
Wobby
p.s. Remember now, highlight over the text!!!!!
Wobby
p.s. Remember now, highlight over the text!!!!!
lol. I'll take orders as well if need be. But I'll expect double pay for it.
How'd you do that funny invisible writin thing?
How'd you do that funny invisible writin thing?
hehe.... very complicated..., but alright:
<!> In front of the text you want to make invisible, type light invisi : '[color=F5F9FD]',
or dark invisi': [color=EEF2F7]'. Judging by the message the previous person posted, you work out whether your message will be written in a dark box or a light box, and decide which type of invisi writing you need. Then, when when you want to write in normal color again, you put '[/font]', and Hey Presto! Invisi Writing!!! <!>
Wobby
<!> In front of the text you want to make invisible, type light invisi : '[color=F5F9FD]',
or dark invisi': [color=EEF2F7]'. Judging by the message the previous person posted, you work out whether your message will be written in a dark box or a light box, and decide which type of invisi writing you need. Then, when when you want to write in normal color again, you put '[/font]', and Hey Presto! Invisi Writing!!! <!>
Wobby
Too complicated for my little brain I think. That's why I only went for assistant bartender; I knew I wouldn't be able to cope with Bartender. Who is the bartender by the way?
I have A Sharp ticket in my hand, waiting for someone to give it to. I was going to give it to someone when I realised they took the bus!
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