Full Version: Come In, Sit Down !
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Hey guys. Drinks anyone? I'm trying to decide what to wear for my work experience tomorrow. Skirt or trousers?
Funny how your penguin doesn't post nor have a signature with job titles! 
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 3 2005, 07:28 PM)
Funny how your penguin doesn't post nor have a signature with job titles!
I usually reply for him, but he hasn't done it before!
Car Expert
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 3 2005, 07:06 PM)
QUOTE(janexxx @ Aug 3 2005, 01:50 PM)
Sorry for going back a bit but I missed this before.
How about Camomile Tea, what does that say?
How about Camomile Tea, what does that say?
Erm nothing! We don't normally drink that over here!
I suppose that would be under 'green tea' as it's without milk. Meaning you think of the guy as a good friend. Hope that's not your husband that you had in mind! 
It's night for me, but a big brekkie sounds good!
No chargrilled trebor for me though!! 
So where are you???
And hey that's spooky....yes good friend and not my husband...oooerr
How about Malt whisky then???
someone mentioned alcohol *ears prick up* nope only kidding, ive not had any since i got a little tipsy on some vodka stuff after year 11 leaver's day! (well i forgot i was on medication...)
(well i forgot i was on medication...)
The chef's in session. Anyone want some sandwiches/
Woo yeah, what sort are you making?? Anything in particular??
Er. I'm not good with fillings. Or butter. I can do bread though
Bread and butter sounds good!! 
I said I COULDN'T do butter. To be honest, I can't really slice bread. I'll give you a roll though.
Oh, I get it now. Yeah, bread rolls are fine. Any chance of some burnt salad???
QUOTE(Oddball @ Aug 3 2005, 09:51 PM)
Oh, I get it now. Yeah, bread rolls are fine. Any chance of some burnt salad???
Is the salad dressing burnt too?
That was yesterday's special but I used up (burnt) all the lettuce. All you've got now are bread rolls done a la Trebor - which is plain with nothing added.
Hey, Purple Dolphin - good luck with your work experience!
Lol, sounds cool!
Yeah, have a cool time! Bit late for work experience isn't it???
Yeah, have a cool time! Bit late for work experience isn't it???
Stupid rhymes. Ow my head. I could do with a stiff vodka.
My head's fine...I could still do with the vodka though. 
QUOTE(Hulk @ Aug 3 2005, 11:33 PM)
That's me finished for tonight!
You see, now I'm instantly thinking of rhymes for "though"
bow, low, stow, toe, mow, throw, show,
Anyway, I'm off for the time being, be back in about half an hour.
Bye for now!
QUOTE(Hulk @ Aug 3 2005, 11:37 PM)
Anyway, I'm off for the time being, be back in about half an hour.
Bye for now!
Jeez, 1/2 hour! Flush the toilet when you're done.
I suppose one had better be off. Anyone fancy horlicks?? I do....
QUOTE(janexxx @ Aug 3 2005, 01:50 PM)
I have a sort of personality test...
Do you see your girflfriend/boyfriend as
1) Red Milk Tea
2) Green Tea
3) Orange Juice
4) Malt drink
5) Coffee
6) Milk
7) Cocktail
8) Water
Or any member of the opposite sex will do... the answer should be accurate.
Do you see your girflfriend/boyfriend as
1) Red Milk Tea
2) Green Tea
3) Orange Juice
4) Malt drink
5) Coffee
6) Milk
7) Cocktail
8) Water
Or any member of the opposite sex will do... the answer should be accurate.
The thing is...
1) Red Milk Tea... what???
And you should have hot chocolate on there too - or does that go in with Malt drink??!
ты хочишь водку?
вот - Ð±Ð¾Ð»ÑŒÑˆÐ°Ñ Ð²Ð¾Ð´ÐºÐ° Ñ Ñоком клюквы, хорошо?
Definitly off now.
До ÑвиданиÑ!! *Waves*
До ÑвиданиÑ!! *Waves*
*yawns*
Gotta be up at 6 for a paper round so I'd better get some sleep before then
G'night all
Gotta be up at 6 for a paper round so I'd better get some sleep before then
G'night all
пока!
Ñпокоиной ночи!
'night all!
Ñпокоиной ночи!
'night all!
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 3 2005, 06:22 PM)
Excuse me, my secret penguin is over there!
Car Expert
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR 'A Very Busy Man')
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert's penguin
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 1 chauffeur; Boo Radley
- 13 chefs; CrazyDudette22, crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 door opener; CrazyDudette22
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 1 crazy clown; crazy_purple_piano_freak
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 2 accountants; purple dolphin and Boo Radley
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 106
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 2 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 24
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 127
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert's penguin
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 1 chauffeur; Boo Radley
- 13 chefs; CrazyDudette22, crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 door opener; CrazyDudette22
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 1 crazy clown; crazy_purple_piano_freak
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 2 accountants; purple dolphin and Boo Radley
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 106
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 2 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 24
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 127
Car Expert
Hi!!!! I was just wondering... could I be a random fortune teller too please?(i like being random and i like fortune telling too) thankyou, me
Yes, sure CD22, I'll just update the list for the 3758th time (I think!)
Car Expert
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR 'A Very Busy Man')
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert's penguin Bob
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 1 chauffeur; Boo Radley
- 13 chefs; CrazyDudette22, crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 door opener; CrazyDudette22
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 1 fortune teller; CrazyDudette22
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 1 crazy clown; crazy_purple_piano_freak
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 2 accountants; purple dolphin and Boo Radley
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 107
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 2 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 24
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 128
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert's penguin Bob
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 1 chauffeur; Boo Radley
- 13 chefs; CrazyDudette22, crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 door opener; CrazyDudette22
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 1 fortune teller; CrazyDudette22
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 1 crazy clown; crazy_purple_piano_freak
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 2 accountants; purple dolphin and Boo Radley
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 107
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 2 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 24
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 128
Car Expert
I think we should think about expanding our cafe into a COMPLEX! We already have so many random peeps! (suppose i cant talk...better go put on my red nose and clown outfit!)
Or random animals, like Bob the Penguin (the administrator), Archie the dog and the humans!
Car Expert
Car Expert
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 4 2005, 11:01 AM)
Yes, sure CD22, I'll just update the list for the 3758th time (I think!)
Car Expert
QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR 'A Very Busy Man')
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert's penguin Bob
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 1 chauffeur; Boo Radley
- 13 chefs; CrazyDudette22, crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 door opener; CrazyDudette22
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 1 fortune teller; CrazyDudette22
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 1 crazy clown; crazy_purple_piano_freak
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 2 accountants; purple dolphin and Boo Radley
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 107
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 2 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 24
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 128
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert's penguin Bob
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 1 chauffeur; Boo Radley
- 13 chefs; CrazyDudette22, crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 door opener; CrazyDudette22
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys, Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 1 fortune teller; CrazyDudette22
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 1 crazy clown; crazy_purple_piano_freak
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 2 accountants; purple dolphin and Boo Radley
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 107
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 9 musicians
- 2 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 24
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 128
Car Expert
i'll take a musician place
noooooo!!! not someone else posting job lists!!! *runs away*
We could be a zoo!
Alright, calm down Hoxie, it's a commercial (I wish!). Here you go EtudeInGold (look for the bold print to find your name !)
Car Expert
!)QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR 'A Very Busy Man')
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert's penguin Bob
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 1 chauffeur; Boo Radley
- 13 chefs; CrazyDudette22, crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 door opener; CrazyDudette22
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, EtudeInGold, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys and Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 1 fortune teller; CrazyDudette22
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 1 crazy clown; crazy_purple_piano_freak
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 2 accountants; purple dolphin and Boo Radley
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 108
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 8 musicians
- 2 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 23
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 128
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert's penguin Bob
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 1 chauffeur; Boo Radley
- 13 chefs; CrazyDudette22, crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 door opener; CrazyDudette22
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, EtudeInGold, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys and Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 1 fortune teller; CrazyDudette22
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 1 crazy clown; crazy_purple_piano_freak
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 2 accountants; purple dolphin and Boo Radley
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 108
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 8 musicians
- 2 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 23
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 128
Car Expert
you only had one of those on the last page!! oh i give up..
Bob's first speech!
Car Expert
QUOTE(Bob The Penguin)
I don't want too many of zee animals in zee café. I get scared!
Car Expert
who the ###### is bob the penguin!? i really should spend longer on here, i only go for a few hours and i don't have a clue what's going on when i get back! ;P
He's been around since the café was open, but I've kept him secret, but now, I am introducing him to everyone (*Pats him on head*)
Car Expert + Bob
QUOTE(Bob the Penguin)
OW!!!
Car Expert + Bob
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 4 2005, 05:25 PM)
Alright, calm down Hoxie, it's a commercial (I wish!). Here you go EtudeInGold (look for the bold print to find your name !)
Car Expert
!)QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR 'A Very Busy Man')
Current Jobs Taken:
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert's penguin Bob
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 1 chauffeur; Boo Radley
- 13 chefs; CrazyDudette22, crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 door opener; CrazyDudette22
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, EtudeInGold, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys and Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 1 fortune teller; CrazyDudette22
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 1 crazy clown; crazy_purple_piano_freak
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 2 accountants; purple dolphin and Boo Radley
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 108
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 8 musicians
- 2 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 23
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 128
- 1 manager; Wobby
- 1 substitutional manager; purple dolphin
- 1 secondary substiutional manager; Car Expert
- 1 administrator; Car Expert's penguin Bob
- 1 recruitment officer; Car Expert
- 1 reflexologist; noodle
- 15 waiters/waitresses; Symphony, Bb Clarinet, Puff Cat, sl123451, crazy cow and uberzoldat
- 1 chauffeur; Boo Radley
- 13 chefs; CrazyDudette22, crazy_purple_piano_freak, Car Expert, Trebor, s8535049, uberzoldat and Deborah
- 1 head chef; Amber
- 1 coffee bar specialist; violin-ann
- 1 bartender; Hulk
- 1 bartender's assistant; purple dolphin
- 2 delicatessen servers; fluteandbassoon and violin-ann
- 1 door opener; CrazyDudette22
- 1 theory answerer; saxlover
- 24 musicians; PianoEmma, EtudeInGold, Saxophonist, fluteandbassoon, s8535049, sl123451, Bb Clarinet, neil.clarinet, saxlover, cecilia, Rainbow, Keys and Oddball
- 1 resident organist; mrbouffant
- 1 dancing instructor; saxlover
- 4 entertainers; Janexxx (and dog Archie), Keys, Oddball and Saxophonist
- 1 head of entertainers and musicians; noodle
- 1 fortune teller; CrazyDudette22
- 5 cleaning staff; sl123451's dog Simba
- 1 head of cleaning staff; andante_in_C
- 4 'fake diners' who comment on how lovely the food is; nicki_flute, saxlover, maggiemay and Rainbow (vegetarian)
- 3 translators who speak lots of languages; Hulk, Bb Clarinet and sl123451
- 1 walking dictionary; Car Expert
- 1 crazy clown; crazy_purple_piano_freak
- 4 security; Saxophonist, noodle, uberzoldat and Hulk
- 2 hairdressers; crazy_purple_piano_freak and crazy cow
- 2 manicurists; MattD and crazy cow
- 1 chiropedist (so Matt doesn't have to do feet!); crazy cow
- 1 therapeutical hugger; crazy cow
- 1 restaurant critic; sbhoa
- 1 person to get rid of Health and Safety Inspectors!; sax_girl
- 1 advertiser; Rainbow
- 2 accountants; purple dolphin and Boo Radley
- 1 partri-idge in a pear tree; katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 108
Required Vacancies:
- 6 waiters/waitresses
- 8 musicians
- 2 chefs
- 1 delicatessen server
- 4 cleaning staff
- 1 hairdresser
TOTAL NEEDED = 23
TOTAL JOBS ALTOGETHER = 128
Car Expert
yay! merci
yay! now stop posting f*****g job lists! grrrrrr
lol yay I am now officially a chef, door opener and fortune teller...thank you...
who would like either:
a) their fortune telling or
hem hem deliciously soft chocolate sponge sandwiched between a layer of indulgently rich chocolate buttercream and topped with a generous amount of smooth mouth-watering chocolate sauce sprinkled with some grated almonds... (most of it copied from sainsburys taste the difference stuff lol)
oh yeah and how is everybody today?
who would like either:
a) their fortune telling or
hem hem deliciously soft chocolate sponge sandwiched between a layer of indulgently rich chocolate buttercream and topped with a generous amount of smooth mouth-watering chocolate sauce sprinkled with some grated almonds... (most of it copied from sainsburys taste the difference stuff lol) oh yeah and how is everybody today?
lol yay I am now officially a chef, door opener and fortune teller...thank you...
who would like either:
a) their fortune telling or
b ) hem hem deliciously soft chocolate sponge sandwiched between a layer of indulgently rich chocolate buttercream and topped with a generous amount of smooth mouth-watering chocolate sauce sprinkled with some grated almonds... (most of it copied from sainsburys taste the difference stuff lol)
oh yeah and how is everybody today?
who would like either:
a) their fortune telling or
b ) hem hem deliciously soft chocolate sponge sandwiched between a layer of indulgently rich chocolate buttercream and topped with a generous amount of smooth mouth-watering chocolate sauce sprinkled with some grated almonds... (most of it copied from sainsburys taste the difference stuff lol)
oh yeah and how is everybody today?
I wouldn't mind trying Option B please. (By the way, you double-posted, but most people do that every now and then!)
Car Expert
Car Expert
Hi, oh yeah whoooops... well actually there is a tiny difference where it says b ) on the 1st one there's a smiley face so like yeah. But em yeah here's your slice of cake <hands over cake to Car Expert> and hope you like it. And because I'm so kind I will give you a free fortune telling...okay... well it is not likely that you will be approached by a giant caterpillar but if you do, don't poke it with a big wooden thing because green juice comes out of it... hope that helped!!!! Louise
Delicious cake ! Cheers!
Thanks for the tip!
Car Expert
! Cheers!Thanks for the tip!
Car Expert
That's alright and if you want any more cake or fortune tellings you could always ask me lol. but em I am kind of psychic because in monopoly i always know what chance is gonna be next... or community chest... well I have the general idea anyway... ooooh and also, i have psychic dreams at least every 3 months lol.
and if you want any more cake or fortune tellings you could always ask me lol. but em I am kind of psychic because in monopoly i always know what chance is gonna be next... or community chest... well I have the general idea anyway... ooooh and also, i have psychic dreams at least every 3 months lol.
erm...hello? whats happening? and why is everyone talking about being psychic?
QUOTE(crazy cow @ Aug 4 2005, 07:34 PM)
erm...hello? whats happening? and why is everyone talking about being psychic?
It's scaring me too.
lol yay! then we're in it together! and oddball, you don't happen to know a sara evans do you?
Oh yes, I need a haircut. Can one of the crazy people do it for me please?
Car Expert
Car Expert
Careful there! You might just get a crazy cut.
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