Hulk
Aug 9 2005, 06:08 PM
You're right sarah...it happened to me.
Car Expert
Aug 9 2005, 06:08 PM
And it happened to me, too!
Car Expert
Car Expert
Aug 9 2005, 06:13 PM
47 minutes to go...
Car Expert
sarah-flute
Aug 9 2005, 06:18 PM
oh well!
you know I had to go back and check I was thinking "what was I right about???!"
47 minutes till what?
Car Expert
Aug 9 2005, 06:18 PM
Wobby comes in.
Car Expert
fluteandbassoon
Aug 9 2005, 06:24 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 9 2005, 07:18 PM)
Wobby comes in.
Car ExpertHopefully
sarah-flute
Aug 9 2005, 06:24 PM
Ohhhhhhh! right!
Hi to wobby, as I probably won't be here by the time he comes online...

the closest I can find to a waving one!
Car Expert
Aug 9 2005, 07:36 PM
No Wobby today. I think his brother stole the computer again!
This is what Wobby should do:

Car Expert
Car Expert
Aug 9 2005, 07:38 PM
Actually, that's not a good idea because then he won't be able to post for a long time.
Plan failed
Car Expert
Trebor
Aug 9 2005, 07:41 PM
The forum users are like a kid with a new toy with these icons.
nicki_flute
Aug 9 2005, 07:46 PM
Can I have a hot chocolate please?
Car Expert
Aug 9 2005, 07:48 PM
*Hands nicki a mug of hot chocolate*
Have you noticed that Saxophonist has made a return?
Car Expert
nicki_flute
Aug 9 2005, 07:49 PM
Thankyou.
nicki_flute
Aug 9 2005, 07:49 PM
Can Nat have a hot chocolate too please.
Car Expert
Aug 9 2005, 07:52 PM
*Hands another mug of hot chocolate, this time to Nat*
Tell her I received her vote and have counted it in my private league table. Cheers!
Car Expert
Trebor
Aug 9 2005, 07:53 PM
The chef's in da house. Innit. Bruddas. Sup?
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 08:00 PM
Yo man, how'z it hangin'??
Just come back from Dartmoor. Saw some chavs literally scavving out of bins. Lovely.
Trebor
Aug 9 2005, 08:34 PM
They is jus' tryin' to find da food to feed der families cos they is from da ghetto, y'hear me. S'not their fault' that peeps won't let them scrounge off da state more innit bo selecta
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 08:59 PM
Ye, dat's tru, bu' dat waz no food dey wuz scavvin' for.
They were looking for plastic bottles to put between the back wheel and the frame to make a motorbike noise.
They were like, older than me!! About 15 or 16!! Get a life!!!
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:08 PM
Hey everyone, I'm back!! !!
Wobby
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:09 PM
(Sorry about the delay, I was just sorting out that job list and it took me absolutely AGES!!!)
Wobby
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 09:09 PM
Yay! I feel like being crazy!! WOOOO
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:10 PM
So, what's going on at the café so far?
Wobby
nicki_flute
Aug 9 2005, 09:11 PM
I feel like gorging on chocolate, to try and feel a bit more

.
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 09:13 PM
Gorging on chocolate is great. I'll get you some from the kitchen. In what shape and form would you like it??
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:14 PM
Can I have some chocolate please... it's been a long time since I've had anything at the café!!!
Wobby
nicki_flute
Aug 9 2005, 09:14 PM
Any chocolate would be welcomed.
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 09:15 PM
Of course!!
Everything in the room is edible!!! Yes, including me. But that would be called caniballism, and that is frowned upon by most societies.....
nicki_flute
Aug 9 2005, 09:16 PM
I hope your feet aren't edible
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:17 PM
Hey, I don't want people eating my café, it's too expensive!!!
Wobby
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:17 PM
But you can eat Oddball, he's easily replaced
Wobby
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 09:17 PM
OK, best just stick to the chocolate then....
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:18 PM
Where is everybody by the way?
Wobby
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 09:18 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Aug 9 2005, 09:17 PM)
But you can eat Oddball, he's easily replaced
WobbyHow disgraceful...
No, I need my feet, Nicki, hehe...
nicki_flute
Aug 9 2005, 09:20 PM
I was thinking more about the state of your feet that you described to me!
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 09:21 PM
Well, they're better now. Sorry for the imagery.
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:27 PM
So only two people left in the Café? Where is everyone?
Wobby
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:29 PM
Oh well, I think I'll just leave the list that I worked so hard on just here for now, in the hope that Car Expert receives it (or if he receives the e-mail I sent him).
QUOTE(Director/Manager Wobby @ May 16 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
<!7 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat!> [Need 9 Total]
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
<!13 Musicians: Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow,
SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049 + SL123451!> [Need 17 Total]
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Walking Dictionary; Car Expert
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
<! 4 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat!> [Need 5]
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow [Vegetarian + SaxLover!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 78
Employees Required:
Food and Drink
- 2 Chefs
Entertainment
- 4 Musicians
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Security Guard
- 4 Cleaners
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner
TOTAL REQUIRED = 12
TOTAL JOBS = 90Wobby
Trebor
Aug 9 2005, 09:33 PM
I'm alive. And a chef apparently. You want some (un)cooked food?
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 09:39 PM
Would be nice. Can you manage a slice of toast?? Never mind with the butter....or are you good at that now??
Hulk
Aug 9 2005, 09:40 PM
I'm here Wobby! Not talked to you in a long time....how're you?
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:43 PM
Fine thanks, you? What you all up to at the moment?
Wobby
Trebor
Aug 9 2005, 09:44 PM
QUOTE(Oddball @ Aug 9 2005, 10:39 PM)
Would be nice. Can you manage a slice of toast?? Never mind with the butter....or are you good at that now??
I may be able to manage jam, if it was an emergency
Hulk
Aug 9 2005, 09:46 PM
I'm good...I'm just browsing the forums....and chatting to people on MSN. Yourself?
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 09:49 PM
QUOTE(Trebor @ Aug 9 2005, 09:44 PM)
QUOTE(Oddball @ Aug 9 2005, 10:39 PM)
Would be nice. Can you manage a slice of toast?? Never mind with the butter....or are you good at that now??
I may be able to manage jam, if it was an emergency
Plain toast is good then...hehe.
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 09:56 PM
Just generally going on the different threads, trying to catch up with what's been going on.
Wobby
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 10:00 PM
Anyone in?
Wobby
Oddball
Aug 9 2005, 10:01 PM
Yes, but I'm off soon.
Trebor
Aug 9 2005, 10:02 PM
Yes. I'm hungry (real-hungry not cyber-hungry)
Wobby
Aug 9 2005, 10:06 PM
Oh ok, I guess I'd better be going soon too, but I won't be back 'till Saturday Morning, and that's providing that I wake up early enough, which is really unlikely coz I'm going to a Barbeque the day before!
Wobby
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