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Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 06:00 PM

QUOTE(Bob the Penguin @ Jan 224th 2005, 96:835 BM)

Thanks CD22. According to me, every day is in January!

violin-ann

Aug 12 2005, 06:10 PM

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 12 2005, 05:45 PM)

QUOTE(Bob the Penguin @ Jan 224th 2005, 97:742 BP)

That's why I need to consume lots of ice cubes. Can you fill up the bucket please?

You have to look at the Very Busy Man with a club in your flipper for that!

Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 06:18 PM

Oh dear, I better get away from you two!

Car Expert

violin-ann

Aug 12 2005, 06:35 PM

*Wicked Grin*

Not to worry Bob, you can have the rest of the ice bucketful of icy cold cappucino as well! Then maybe your flipper and your head will feel better!

Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 06:48 PM

QUOTE(Bob the Penguin @ Jan 224th 2005, 97:148 BM)

Yum Yum *Sits on chair near door entrance, watching Car Expert do his job as Parking Valet Guy*

nicki_flute

Aug 12 2005, 07:19 PM

Hey everyone! I am going away for a week tomorrow so I won't be online.

Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 07:56 PM

Have a nice time nicki. And Bob says the same thing!

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Car Expert

nicki_flute

Aug 12 2005, 08:04 PM

Awww! Hasn't he grown since I last saw him

Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 08:05 PM

It's a bit of a shame his eyes have disappeared!

Car Expert

saxlover

Aug 12 2005, 08:08 PM

It's a shame he couldn't have disappeared

noodle

Aug 12 2005, 08:27 PM

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 12 2005, 08:56 PM)

Have a nice time nicki. And Bob says the same thing!

Car Expert

The penguin can talk?????????

Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 08:28 PM

I'm afraid he does *Pats him on head*

Car Expert

noodle

Aug 12 2005, 08:31 PM

and I thought I'd had too much wine...........

purple dolphin

Aug 12 2005, 08:32 PM

Smoothies anyone?

Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 08:33 PM

And he has a different time zone to everyone else!

Car Expert

Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 08:34 PM

QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 12 2005, 09:32 PM)

Smoothies anyone?

Yes, the usual please!

Car Expert

QUOTE(Bob the Penguin @ Jan 224th 2005, 96:437 BM)

And can I have some more ice cubes please.

saxlover

Aug 12 2005, 08:35 PM

*bangs head against wall*

Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 08:36 PM

QUOTE(saxlover @ Aug 12 2005, 09:35 PM)

*bangs head against wall*

So, you mean something like this:

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Car Expert

nicki_flute

Aug 12 2005, 08:37 PM

Oooh synchronised head banging!

saxlover

Aug 12 2005, 08:39 PM

Yes that'll do

purple dolphin

Aug 12 2005, 08:43 PM

QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 12 2005, 09:34 PM)

QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 12 2005, 09:32 PM)

Smoothies anyone?

Yes, the usual please!

Car Expert

QUOTE(Bob the Penguin @ Jan 224th 2005, 96:437 BM)

And can I have some more ice cubes please.

Coming up. *Hands smoothie to Car Expert, and some ice cubes to Bob the Penguin*

Teabag

Aug 12 2005, 09:29 PM

I would like a job as a Plastic Surgeon.....pulleeaasse!

Rosie_piano_cello

Aug 12 2005, 09:30 PM

why do you need a plastic surgeon in a cafe???

Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 09:30 PM

One new job for Teabag! (Wobby will be pleased about how the job list is progressing!)

Updated List:

QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)

Employees Hired:

Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]

Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin

- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak

Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
<!8 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat!> [Need 9 Total]

- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann

Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
<!16 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist!> [Need 17 Total]

Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Walking Dictionary; Car Expert
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat

- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]

Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow [Vegetarian + SaxLover!> [Need 5 Total]

- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover

Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay

TOTAL HIRED = 86

Employees Required:

Food and Drink
- 1 Chef

Entertainment
- 1 Musician

Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners

Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner

TOTAL REQUIRED = 07

TOTAL JOBS = 93

Car Expert

Noodelz

Aug 12 2005, 09:34 PM

As you probably have noticed, Sifr has come again, but do not fear. Noodelz is here and I have formed the Anti Sifr Club. Strength is in numbers so does anyone want to join?

saxlover

Aug 12 2005, 09:34 PM

Car Expert

Aug 12 2005, 09:34 PM

And me!

Car Expert

Oddball

Aug 12 2005, 09:36 PM

What is Sifr?? Sorry for my ignorance....

Noodelz

Aug 12 2005, 09:36 PM

Car Expert,
Saxlover.

Anyone else?

saxlover

Aug 12 2005, 09:37 PM

I'm off..goodnight!

noodle

Aug 12 2005, 09:46 PM

QUOTE(Noodelz @ Aug 12 2005, 10:34 PM)

As you probably have noticed, Sifr has come again, but do not fear. Noodelz is here and I have formed the Anti Sifr Club. Strength is in numbers so does anyone want to join?

ME! Count me in!

Noodelz

Aug 12 2005, 09:48 PM

Noodle you are in!

noodle

Aug 12 2005, 09:50 PM

Thanks!

purple dolphin

Aug 12 2005, 10:05 PM

What's Sifr?

purple dolphin

Aug 12 2005, 10:28 PM

I'm off now. Feel free to take drinks from the bar whenever you would like. G'night.

sbhoa

Aug 12 2005, 10:29 PM

QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 12 2005, 10:28 PM)

I'm off now. Feel free to take drinks from the bar whenever you would like. G'night.

Is there an honesty box?

Trebor

Aug 12 2005, 11:40 PM

Hmm, I will join the anti-SIFR club. Seems a suitably pointless way to pass time.

Noodelz

Aug 12 2005, 11:44 PM

Another new member.

nicki_flute

Aug 13 2005, 06:24 AM

Morning everyone, I am off today until next Saturday, so have a good week

maggiemay

Aug 13 2005, 07:32 AM

Have a lovely time Nicki! Look forward to seeing you back next weekend.
x

saxlover

Aug 13 2005, 08:01 AM

Bye Nicki, will txt you!!

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Aug 13 2005, 09:11 AM

hmm...You're probably gone by now Nicki but have a nice time anyway!

Will somebody please tell me what this SIFR thing is about?Im confuzzleded....

saxlover

Aug 13 2005, 09:13 AM

We are not talking about SIFR - it is banned. Best you don't know...and lets al forget about it

I'll just say that because of that silly thread I got moderated

zauberfagott

Aug 13 2005, 01:18 PM

QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 12 2005, 11:50 PM)

Hey musicians! I would like to hear zauberfaggot's latest composition now.

*clears throat*

Presenting, the theme from the first piece ("Autumn") from "5 Short Pieces for Woodwind Trio"

(it's in La mode)

Laaa do | Reeee
Laaa do | Reeee

*takes a bow*

Extremely imaginative, I know, but it's the harmony that makes it come to life. You'll need to wait until I finish nitpicking to hear the prettier bits, then I'll put it on my website and let you all know

maggiemay

Aug 13 2005, 01:21 PM

QUOTE(saxlover @ Aug 13 2005, 09:13 AM)

We are not talking about SIFR - it is banned. Best you don't know...and lets al forget about it

I'll just say that because of that silly thread I got moderated

Nat - is it true you got moderated without warning? Not trying to stir it here, just interested because I thought that's what the % warning system was meant to do.
Don't answer if you'd rather not - shan't mind!

noodle

Aug 13 2005, 02:03 PM

QUOTE(purple dolphin @ Aug 12 2005, 11:05 PM)

What's Sifr?

Stop Insulting Forums Readers?????????

violin-ann

Aug 13 2005, 02:27 PM

QUOTE(zauberfagott @ Aug 13 2005, 01:18 PM)

QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 12 2005, 11:50 PM)

Hey musicians! I would like to hear zauberfaggot's latest composition now.

*Claps enthusiastically*
user posted image

Bravo! Bravo!
Can't wait to hear the final result! And of course, the other 4 pieces when they're ready!

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Aug 13 2005, 02:29 PM

just wondering...if there isnt already one here...can i get a job as weathergirl/forecasty person?

Car Expert

Aug 13 2005, 02:31 PM

Yes, let me add CPPF's name on the list...again!

Updated List:

QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)

Employees Hired:

Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]

Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin

- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak

Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
<!8 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat!> [Need 9 Total]

- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann

Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
<!16 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist!> [Need 17 Total]

Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat

- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]

Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow [Vegetarian + SaxLover!> [Need 5 Total]

- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover

Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay

TOTAL HIRED = 87

Employees Required:

Food and Drink
- 1 Chef

Entertainment
- 1 Musician

Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners

Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner

TOTAL REQUIRED = 07

TOTAL JOBS = 94

Car Expert

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Aug 13 2005, 02:32 PM

Yay! Thank, though i dont think we need a weather thing right this minute...RAIN

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