purple dolphin
Aug 13 2005, 02:36 PM
Can I be a chef?
CrazyDudette22
Aug 13 2005, 02:38 PM
Oh yeah I forgot I'm a chef and a fortune teller I think!!! Who would like a chocolate cookie??!!
Car Expert
Aug 13 2005, 02:38 PM
Yes sure PD!
Updated List:QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
<!16 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist!> [Need 17 Total]
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow [Vegetarian + SaxLover!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 88
Employees Required:
Entertainment
- 1 Musician
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner
TOTAL REQUIRED = 06
TOTAL JOBS = 94Car Expert
purple dolphin
Aug 13 2005, 02:41 PM
Drinks anyone? Or food?
Car Expert
Aug 13 2005, 02:41 PM
One smoothie for me and one for Bob the Penguin please!
Car Expert
violin-ann
Aug 13 2005, 02:43 PM
Hey, I just realised something! We have so many musicians but no conductor!!
Can I be the conductor, Car Expert?
purple dolphin
Aug 13 2005, 02:44 PM
Smoothies coming up...
*Hands smoothies to Car Expert and Bob the Penguin.*
How's the parking going? Do we need a bigger car park yet?
Car Expert
Aug 13 2005, 02:45 PM
I might need a new battery soon!
Updated List:QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
<!16 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist!> [Need 17 Total]
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow [Vegetarian + SaxLover!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 89
Employees Required:
Entertainment
- 1 Musician
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner
TOTAL REQUIRED = 06
TOTAL JOBS = 95Car Expert
Noodelz
Aug 13 2005, 02:53 PM
Oh yeah what happened to the award thing, do we vote for a new catorgary today?
Car Expert
Aug 13 2005, 02:56 PM
There's a poll tomorrow for the top 5 threads and the next category starts on the 21st August. But remember not to PM me for that category, PM violin-ann because I will be on holiday, meaning if you PM me on that week, your vote will not count.
Car Expert
zauberfagott
Aug 13 2005, 03:15 PM
Ooh Ooh! Can I be a Mad Scientist? I like things that go BOOM! (But I promise to clean up my mess. And you never know, I'll invent something cool to eat/drink)
Noodelz
Aug 13 2005, 03:24 PM
Since my Anti-sifr club is going so well, could I get my own little space where we can discuss the issues of everyday life and catch up on the latest gossip?
Yeah, I'm well ambitious like.
Car Expert
Aug 13 2005, 03:44 PM
Updated List:QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropedist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
<!16 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist!> [Need 17 Total]
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow [Vegetarian + SaxLover!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 90
Employees Required:
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser Assistant
Entertainment
- 1 Musician
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner
TOTAL REQUIRED = 06
TOTAL JOBS = 96Car Expert
noodle
Aug 13 2005, 03:53 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 13 2005, 04:44 PM)
Updated List:QUOTE(secondary subsitutional manager OR A Very Busy Man @ Jul 24 1684, 28:30 JM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 ChiropOdist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
<!16 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451 + YetAnotherPianist!> [Need 17 Total]
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow [Vegetarian + SaxLover!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 90
Employees Required:
Entertainment
- 1 Musician
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner
TOTAL REQUIRED = 06
TOTAL JOBS = 96Car Expert 
The amount of employees in this cafe is unbelievable. I have about 4 jobs and I haven't done anything for ages. As we have more staff than customers we really need an ADVERTISER and PUBLICITY / Public Relations Officer to attract more customers.
Car Expert
Aug 13 2005, 03:54 PM
*Adds that on required vacancies*
EDIT: We've already got an advertiser: Rainbow
[b]Car Expert
noodle
Aug 13 2005, 03:59 PM
Thats good. Maybe Rainbow could do with an assistant.
Car Expert
Aug 13 2005, 04:09 PM
*Adds that on job list vacancies*
Car Expert
violin-ann
Aug 13 2005, 04:39 PM
I thought today's the day the 5 most popular people voted for the Most Enjoyable Thread Category gets posted as a poll so that people can vote for the winner??
Btw, can I have a fortune cookie, CrazyDudette22? I'm sure they must be your specialty!

Sorry, forgot to let you know, Noodlez that I've joined your club
noodle
Aug 13 2005, 07:08 PM
Ohhhhh! I forgot to vote!
sbhoa
Aug 13 2005, 07:11 PM
Tomorrow is the deadline
Noodelz
Aug 13 2005, 07:29 PM
Ohh, another one. And take back my little space, not too sure if i was sane.
Something you should know about me: As you probably have seen in my posts. I can get slightly over ambitious and like to dream a bit. Please ignore these posts and inform me if I get out of hand.
Thank you for your co-operation.
purple dolphin
Aug 13 2005, 08:44 PM
Right, I'm off now for a few days. I'll talk to you all on Thursday. I hope the weather in Southampton is going to be nice...
Car Expert
Aug 13 2005, 08:52 PM
And I won't be able to talk to you until the 1st September. Have a nice time!
Car Expert
saxlover
Aug 13 2005, 08:56 PM
QUOTE(Car Expert @ Aug 13 2005, 09:52 PM)
And I won't be able to talk to you until the 1st September. Have a nice time!
Car ExpertHelen's birthday yay!
And I will be in Portugal
noodle
Aug 13 2005, 09:34 PM
Everyone is going!
Wobby
Aug 14 2005, 12:25 PM
Hey everyone, I'm back!!!! 
Hey, the Café is dropping down the ranks! Where have those substitutional managers got to?!
Better get some advertising done too...
WELCOME, BIENVENUE AND BENVENUTO TO THE
******ABRSM PLATINUM BLEND CAFÉ©!!******Wobby
Wobby
Aug 14 2005, 12:27 PM
(However, I'm only back for a couple of seconds before I have to have my lunch and may not be back 'till Tuesday

Oh yeah, quick reminder... KEEP THOSE NAMES ON THE JOB LIST IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!!

It's took me ages to sort those out!)
Wobby
Oddball
Aug 14 2005, 12:29 PM
Hello! Nice to see a speck of colour on this ever-increasing slab of grey. (That's the text colour and quantity, not the content!!)
I am off to the gym now.
Auf Wiedersehen (as they say in France)
Wobby
Aug 14 2005, 12:31 PM
Lol, Ciao (as they say in Russia)
Wobby
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 14 2005, 12:36 PM
Hey hey colourful Wobby!
Car Expert
Aug 14 2005, 01:20 PM
QUOTE(Wobby @ Aug 14 2005, 01:27 PM)
(However, I'm only back for a couple of seconds before I have to have my lunch and may not be back 'till Tuesday

Oh yeah, quick reminder... KEEP THOSE NAMES ON THE JOB LIST IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!!!

It's took me ages to sort those out!)
WobbyI've PM'd you, but I thought I'll say it here as well:
We need someone to keep track of the job list while I am away on holiday (until 1st Sep). Do you want to do it, or shall we let someone else have a go?
Car Expert
violin-ann
Aug 14 2005, 01:45 PM
Ok musicians at the ready! We're going to do Zauberfagott's theme from the first piece ("Autumn") from "5 Short Pieces for Woodwind Trio. *cough cough*
*Waves violin bow in place of baton*
*
Screech! Squeal! Toot! Blare! Pop! Twang! Bang!*
O'er... I think we need practice sessions!!
*Running to avoid

with whole band of musicians close at heel*
Rainbow
Aug 14 2005, 01:57 PM
Hi.... just back from Dublin! Better do some advertising
Bienvenidos, failte and welcome to the ABRSM forums cafe!
noodle
Aug 14 2005, 02:46 PM
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 14 2005, 02:45 PM)
Ok musicians at the ready! We're going to do Zauberfagott's theme from the first piece ("Autumn") from "5 Short Pieces for Woodwind Trio. *cough cough*
*Waves violin bow in place of baton*
*
Screech! Squeal! Toot! Blare! Pop! Twang! Bang!*
O'er... I think we need practice sessions!!
*Running to avoid

with whole band of musicians close at heel*
What's going on?
saxlover
Aug 14 2005, 02:47 PM
Who knows. This whole place is going weird
violin-ann
Aug 14 2005, 02:51 PM
Ok just a quick update here, we have musicians and a in-house composer and I'm the conductor now. So we were just trying out Zauberfagott's first composition.
Plus we also have a fortune teller, plastic surgeon, and advertisers if you want weird.

So the bright colouring was the advertisers' at work.
Wobby
Aug 14 2005, 03:00 PM
Ahaa.... now I get it...
Wobby
Wobby
Aug 14 2005, 03:01 PM
In response to me sorting out the job list, I think someone else'll have to do it, coz I'm not on frequently enough...
Wobby
violin-ann
Aug 14 2005, 03:06 PM
Sorry I don't think I will have time to, Wobby! Am doing the votes for the next Most Useful Poster category. Maybe you could ask CPPF or Hulk?
Wobby
Aug 14 2005, 03:14 PM
I'll let Car Expert work it out! When are the awards received by the way?
Wobby
noodle
Aug 14 2005, 03:16 PM
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 14 2005, 03:51 PM)
Ok just a quick update here, we have musicians and a in-house composer and I'm the conductor now. So we were just trying out Zauberfagott's first composition.
Plus we also have a fortune teller, plastic surgeon, and advertisers if you want weird.

So the bright colouring was the advertisers' at work.
I know. I'm head of musicians and entertainers - as Car Expert's endless lists keep reminding us! Maybe I have been sacked.....
Car Expert
Aug 14 2005, 03:16 PM
If you mean for the next category: 21st-28th August
Poll starts on: 28th/29th August
Car Expert
violin-ann
Aug 14 2005, 03:18 PM
I guess we'll have the ceremony on Christmas day.

Only Car Experts knows what the awards are anyway.
No, you have not Noodle!

Ok tell us when you want us to get down to work!
saxlover
Aug 14 2005, 03:19 PM
I still think dragging this things on until Christmas Day is a bit much
but I'll shut up.....
Car Expert
Aug 14 2005, 03:20 PM
QUOTE(violin-ann @ Aug 14 2005, 04:18 PM)
I guess we'll have the ceremony on Christmas day.

Only Car Experts knows what the awards are anyway.
I've written a list of the categories in the other thread!
Car Expert
violin-ann
Aug 14 2005, 03:23 PM
I know when and what are the categories, but when are the awards ceremony and what are the awards only you know.

- Most Enjoyable Thread Starter = 7th-14th August|14-21st August
-Most Useful Poster = 21st-28th August|28th August-4th September
- Most Imaginative Meal Maker in the Café = 4th-11th September|11th-18th September
*There will be a week's break from voting, to make way for the Forum Users' Concert*
- Thread We Learnt Most From = 18th-25th September|25th September-2nd October
- Best Limerick = 2nd-9th October|9th-16th October
- Best Profile Photo = 16th-23rd October|23rd-30th October
- Best Rivalry = 30th October-6th November|6th-13th November
- Best Couple = 13th-20th November|20th-27th November
- Best Achievement = 27th November-4th December|4th-11th December
- Best Signature = 11th-18th December|18th-Xmas Day
Car Expert
Aug 14 2005, 03:24 PM
Of course the secret one is the longest thread (awarded to mrbouffant), but I haven't thought of any others. We still need to think of a good time for the ceremony. I might be going away for Christmas, so maybe in the new year.
Car Expert
saxlover
Aug 14 2005, 03:25 PM
That's exactly my point,. This whole thing is just going to get dragged on and on because people are away. I personally think it's stupid ....but I'm probably the only one
violin-ann
Aug 14 2005, 03:27 PM
Car Expert
Aug 14 2005, 03:29 PM
What, for Best Penguin? That will never happen!
Car Expert
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