jazzywench
Aug 17 2005, 10:36 AM
Wahey! *goes and gets mic and gargles with warm water*
Oddball
Aug 17 2005, 10:46 AM
*Rolls over to the woohoo*
OK, Jazzywench, what's your first number??
Rainbow
Aug 17 2005, 10:47 AM
Yes, we need some live entertainment now!
jazzywench
Aug 17 2005, 10:54 AM
umm, How about a rousng version of Mack the Knife! Ah one, ah two, a one two three four!
*Ohhh, the shark has pretty teeth dear....*
Oh dear, any one play bass here?
Oddball
Aug 17 2005, 10:56 AM
Electric or big massive violin bass??
jazzywench
Aug 17 2005, 10:59 AM
oooh, I like a big double bass...lovely tone!
Symphony
Aug 17 2005, 11:04 AM
sniff. i thought i was a waitress
CrazyDudette22
Aug 17 2005, 12:10 PM
Wow alot of jobs!!!! Sue could I not be a dooropener any more? I quit!! lol I forgot I was one and I don't think we have doors anyway!!! Thanks!!!
sbhoa
Aug 17 2005, 12:31 PM
It's a bit draughty in here... 'SHUT THAT DOOR'
Trellis
Aug 17 2005, 01:01 PM
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Aug 17 2005, 11:29 AM)
Employees Hired:
Employees Required:
Entertainment
- 1 Musician
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner
TOTAL REQUIRED = 06Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak Can I be the Musician?
melody_maker
Aug 17 2005, 01:10 PM
no, me!!
Noodelz
Aug 17 2005, 01:13 PM
Well I'm not the one who should decide but the more the merrier, right?
Noodelz
Aug 17 2005, 01:15 PM
And oooh oooh, can I be the spokesman? You know, to represent us in case there's any unwanted outside hype?
Trellis
Aug 17 2005, 01:18 PM
QUOTE(melody_maker @ Aug 17 2005, 02:10 PM)
no, me!!

I've got a good CV! *shows CV*
Trellis
Aug 17 2005, 01:19 PM
Actually, I've changed my mind, can I be the lawyer?
melody_maker
Aug 17 2005, 01:21 PM
what instrument do you play, trellis? we could do a duet!!!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 17 2005, 01:34 PM
QUOTE( Aug 17 2005 @ 11:29 AM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 ChiropOdist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Caberet Singer: Jazzywench
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
<!17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451, YetAnotherPianist + melody maker!>
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow [Vegetarian + SaxLover!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 94Employees Required:
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner
TOTAL REQUIRED = 05TOTAL JOBS = 99Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak Symphony and CD22, you were on the joblist before!Don't ask me why waitresses aren't under food and drink....hmmm Car Expert?
melody_maker
Aug 17 2005, 01:36 PM
yay!!!! i got a job!! woohoo!! *jumps up and down*
Trellis
Aug 17 2005, 02:33 PM
QUOTE(melody_maker @ Aug 17 2005, 02:21 PM)
what instrument do you play, trellis? we could do a duet!!!
The Violin and the piano.
melody_maker
Aug 17 2005, 02:39 PM
cool! i play piano, clarinet and bass clarinet!
Tinkleing_The_Ivories
Aug 17 2005, 02:39 PM
QUOTE
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner
I'm not really sure what this entails, but oooh, pick me!!
NM
Symphony
Aug 17 2005, 03:29 PM
QUOTE(crazy_purple_piano_freak @ Aug 17 2005, 01:34 PM)
QUOTE( Aug 17 2005 @ 11:29 AM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 ChiropOdist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Caberet Singer: Jazzywench
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
<!17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451, YetAnotherPianist + melody maker!>
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow [Vegetarian + SaxLover!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 94Employees Required:
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Professional Diner
TOTAL REQUIRED = 05TOTAL JOBS = 99Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak Symphony and CD22, you were on the joblist before!Don't ask me why waitresses aren't under food and drink....hmmm Car Expert?

Whew, thats okay so - i missed it the first time as i didnt expect to find meself under hygiene
*makes another cheese sandwich and throws it at hulks head*
violin-ann
Aug 17 2005, 03:33 PM
Erm,.. could you make the lists in another colour Crazycow? It's getting to my eyes
Btw, Nat REMEMBER to VOTE now for the Most Useful Poster! PM me with your votes.
Gee, I think Hulk wouldn't feel the cheese sandwich. Probably just catch it in his mouth neatly.
purple dolphin
Aug 17 2005, 05:26 PM
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed my computer sooooooooooo much. But it was great!
Drinks anyone?
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 17 2005, 05:26 PM
QUOTE(Aug 17 2005 @ 02:34 PM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 ChiropOdist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Caberet Singer: Jazzywench
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
<!17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451, YetAnotherPianist + melody maker!>
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony + Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow,Tinkleing_The_Ivories [Vegetarian + SaxLover!> - 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 95Employees Required:
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
TOTAL REQUIRED = 04TOTAL JOBS = 99Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak and by the way, i'm CPPF! (not crazy cow...)
violin-ann
Aug 17 2005, 05:38 PM
Ahh.. much better
Oh sorry there, CPPF, see, it was getting to my eyes!
Anyone up for an advocado and scrambled egg toasted sandwich?
Am making myself one!
CrazyDudette22
Aug 17 2005, 07:15 PM
Sounds nice!! Though I haven't tried many fruits with meat but hey!!! Actually I did have tomato and cheese and turkey I suppose...ahh well!!!

CPPF, I meant could i NOT be a door opener please? I just realized there aren't any doors so I don't need to be a dooropener!!! I'll stick to be a chef and a fortune teller.
Rosie_piano_cello
Aug 17 2005, 08:16 PM
I don't mind being a door-opener if you still need one... I don't have a job yet! *feels left out*
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 18 2005, 08:25 AM
QUOTE(Aug 17 2005 @ 02:34 PM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 ChiropOdist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Caberet Singer: Jazzywench
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
<!17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451, YetAnotherPianist + melody maker!>
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_piano_cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 3 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk + Sl123451
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony+ Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!4 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow,Tinkleing_The_Ivories [Vegetarian + SaxLover!>
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 95Employees Required:
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
TOTAL REQUIRED = 04TOTAL JOBS = 99Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak I just swapped Lou and Rosie round...is that ok?
saxlover
Aug 18 2005, 08:25 AM
I need a vodka
jazzywench
Aug 18 2005, 08:28 AM
I've baked cookies but they're a bit chewy!
july
Aug 18 2005, 08:31 AM
Oh can I be something??
Can I please be translator/interpreter in residence (for any German-speaking countries!)? And I'd like to be a registered/official guest, so I can get some stuff without paying, and so that you'll have at least one customer (looks good, nobody wants to go to an empty café!

).
Do I have to audition or apply?
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 18 2005, 08:47 AM
naa....I'll just give you the job July....lol
<serves Vodka to Nat>
saxlover
Aug 18 2005, 08:48 AM
Drinks vodka and heads off to get results!
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 18 2005, 08:50 AM
QUOTE(Aug 18 2005 @ 09:25 AM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropodist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
<!17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451, YetAnotherPianist + melody maker!>
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_piano_cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 4 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, Sl123451 + july(for German speaking countries!)
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony+ Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow,Tinkleing_The_Ivories [Vegetarian + SaxLover!>
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 97Employees Required:
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
TOTAL REQUIRED = 04TOTAL JOBS = 101Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
princesa siempre vende
Aug 18 2005, 08:55 AM
Hi!I see you're a hairdresser now,cppf...wouldn't mind a wash and blow
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 18 2005, 08:57 AM
<washes and blowdries princess siempre vende's hair> Done!
july
Aug 18 2005, 10:40 AM
Cool, I'll go and update my signature...!
purple dolphin
Aug 18 2005, 11:33 AM
Drinks anyone? My brother has just gone to get his results. I hope he has done allright.
july
Aug 18 2005, 11:58 AM
I wouldn't say no to a mug of hot white chocolate! Good luck to your brother!!!
SuzyMac
Aug 18 2005, 12:05 PM
I wondered where that list had gone - wasn't prepared to search 400+ pages! We need a resident first aider, I think I'm up to it
crazy_purple_piano_freak
Aug 18 2005, 12:09 PM
QUOTE(Aug 18 2005 @ 09:50 AM)
Employees Hired:
Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]
Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropodist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann
Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
<!17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451, YetAnotherPianist + melody maker!>
Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_piano_cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 4 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, Sl123451 + july(for German speaking countries!)
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony+ Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July
Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow,Tinkleing_The_Ivories [Vegetarian + SaxLover!>
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis
Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay
TOTAL HIRED = 98Employees Required:
Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
TOTAL REQUIRED = 04TOTAL JOBS = 102Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak there! hmmm...we seem to have an awful lot of jobs now!
Trellis
Aug 18 2005, 12:54 PM
Anybody need a lawyer?
zauberfagott
Aug 18 2005, 03:59 PM
BANG!
Oddball
Aug 18 2005, 04:04 PM
OK Isha....what did you do?
zauberfagott
Aug 18 2005, 04:06 PM
Err.....*sheepish*
Try my new drink! Don't mind the smoky vapour.
It's got banana and blueberries in it.
(I am the mad scientist, after all. If it doesn't explode it's not science!)
violin-ann
Aug 18 2005, 04:12 PM
*Hands hot white chocolate to July, and advocado scrambled egg toasted sandwich to CrazyDudette22*
There you go!
Today's special is Cheese and pepperoni sandwich sprinkled with truffles and white sauce.
Trebor
Aug 18 2005, 04:17 PM
Trebor's Dish of the Day is grated cheese. Enjoy.
saxlover
Aug 18 2005, 04:18 PM
I might need a lawyer soon
Noodelz
Aug 18 2005, 04:24 PM
QUOTE(zauberfagott @ Aug 18 2005, 05:06 PM)
Err.....*sheepish*
Try my new drink! Don't mind the smoky vapour.
It's got banana and blueberries in it.
(I
am the mad scientist, after all. If it doesn't explode it's not science!)
I'll I have some of that and Trebor's dish of the day.
And if I needed to sue Mcdonalds cos the tea was too hot then Trellis is the guy right?
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