QUOTE(Trebor @ Jul 10 2006, 08:19 PM)

A completely accurate statement; he just failed to mention that number was zero.
Ahh, but is zero a number, or the absence of number...?
A mathematician student at Cambridge was pulled up before the sub-dean for not allowing the cleaner to access his room every day (he wanted to stay in bed, and it was a mess anyway). He was told that he signed to agree to give the cleaners 'regular access' to his room. He replied that he had - once every three weeks. His excuse was accepted

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