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neil.clarinet

Aug 26 2005, 08:22 PM

QUOTE(Choddy @ Aug 26 2005, 09:15 PM)

Just while people are here... what's the difference between a BA(hons) in music, and BMus? I just noticed cos my brother's going to do his BMus at Huddersfield this September, but neil.clarinet has BA(hons) in music. Is there a difference?

thank you *drinks orange squash*

*puts out a plate of choc-chip cookies for everyone to share*

I don't think there's much difference. I think Bmus is usually more weighted towards music, although my BA was mostly music, although quite a few crossover things like the music industry, educational music, cultural influences, social inclusion in music and other arts, etc. It didn't go too deeply into theory or performance, although there was a lot of that too.

Saxophonist

Aug 26 2005, 08:22 PM

*runs out and a very tall man in a very large overcoat, who seems to be walking as if the legs are seperate from the rest of the body walks in* can i have some vodka please?

purple dolphin

Aug 26 2005, 08:49 PM

Nice trick, but we aren't stupid! Have a smoothie instead....

Oddball

Aug 26 2005, 08:50 PM

QUOTE(Saxophonist @ Aug 26 2005, 08:22 PM)

*runs out and a very tall man in a very large overcoat, who seems to be walking as if the legs are seperate from the rest of the body walks in* can i have some vodka please?

In a deep voice...

Saxophonist

Aug 26 2005, 08:53 PM

a very deep voice with a broard yorkshire accent

tamsin

Aug 26 2005, 09:08 PM

Oh for goodness sake, just give the kid some! Give them enough, and they won't ever want more again, hey Natalie?

[edit, added as an after thought] Not that I rpmote underage drinking...

saxlover

Aug 26 2005, 09:09 PM

Funny!

Here you go saxophonist

Saxophonist

Aug 26 2005, 10:23 PM

about time ive been stood here that long my friends shoulders have gone numb!!

sbhoa

Aug 26 2005, 11:04 PM

Ok.. Nobody move! This is a raid!!!

saxlover

Aug 26 2005, 11:04 PM

Blimey *run away*

LOL

I really should be going , I'm not packed and have to be up in 4 hours!

Saxophonist

Aug 26 2005, 11:05 PM

oh cra.p

maggiemay

Aug 26 2005, 11:05 PM

eeeeeeek

maggiemay

Aug 26 2005, 11:06 PM

QUOTE(Saxophonist @ Aug 26 2005, 11:05 PM)

oh cra.p

isn't that my line when they ask me what the food is like ??

Saxophonist

Aug 26 2005, 11:06 PM

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saxlover

Aug 26 2005, 11:06 PM

Haha!

You should be warned or moderated of trying to escape the swear filter!

sbhoa

Aug 26 2005, 11:06 PM

QUOTE(Saxophonist @ Aug 26 2005, 11:06 PM)

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 27 2005, 12:04 AM)

Ok.. Nobody move!Â This is a raid!!!

oh cra.p

Jusy stay where you are and get out your ID!

Saxophonist

Aug 26 2005, 11:08 PM

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 27 2005, 12:06 AM)

QUOTE(Saxophonist @ Aug 26 2005, 11:06 PM)

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 27 2005, 12:04 AM)

Ok.. Nobody move!Â This is a raid!!!

oh cra.p

Jusy stay where you are and get out your ID!

*throws glass of vodka that hes had for a surprizingly long time at sbhoa and LEGS IT!!*

YetAnotherPianist

Aug 26 2005, 11:08 PM

maggiemay

Aug 26 2005, 11:08 PM

good constanoon aftable

Saxophonist

Aug 26 2005, 11:09 PM

QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 27 2005, 12:08 AM)

good constanoon aftable

!LOL!

sarah-flute

Aug 26 2005, 11:09 PM

I have missed SO much of this thread... not even going to try and catch up... lol... I see the madness continues...

saxlover

Aug 26 2005, 11:09 PM

Madness??!?! Where? *looks around*

sbhoa

Aug 26 2005, 11:10 PM

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 26 2005, 11:09 PM)

I have missed SO much of this thread... not even going to try and catch up... lol... I see the madness continues...

Who are you calling mad... got any ID madam?
Don't think it's worth Nat's while to actually go to bed tonight...

maggiemay

Aug 26 2005, 11:10 PM

I'm not as thunk as you drink I am ...

Saxophonist

Aug 26 2005, 11:11 PM

The funny thing is we think your putting it on!

saxlover

Aug 26 2005, 11:13 PM

I am off, it'll be a miracle if I catch this plane!

bYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

maggiemay

Aug 26 2005, 11:13 PM

QUOTE(Saxophonist @ Aug 26 2005, 11:11 PM)

The funny thing is we think your putting it on!

that's alright then

Saxophonist

Aug 26 2005, 11:14 PM

byeeeeeeeeeeee nat (although i notice you havent gone off yet)

saxlover

Aug 26 2005, 11:14 PM

I'm addicted! Don't want to go!

maggiemay

Aug 26 2005, 11:18 PM

QUOTE(saxlover @ Aug 26 2005, 11:14 PM)

I'm addicted! Don't want to go!

If you say that they will think there's something worth raiding!

I shall slip out sideways and hope I'm not noticed ...

have fun Nat!

night night all
ps the food's not bad actually!

sarah-flute

Aug 26 2005, 11:29 PM

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 26 2005, 11:10 PM)

QUOTE(sarah-flute @ Aug 26 2005, 11:09 PM)

I have missed SO much of this thread... not even going to try and catch up... lol... I see the madness continues...

Who are you calling mad... got any ID madam?

It's a compliment from me, I assure you

maggie, you're too funny!

nat - have a great time.

oh good grief WHY am I still up???!

saxlover

Aug 27 2005, 03:58 AM

Morning!!!

I'll try to find an internet cafe!!!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

nicki_flute

Aug 27 2005, 08:25 AM

Have a great holiday Nat.

maggiemay

Aug 27 2005, 09:15 AM

It's very quiet in the cafe this morning ... sitting here drinking coffee - here's a hot chocolate and croissant for you Nicki!

sbhoa

Aug 27 2005, 10:05 AM

Morning all.

Well, wasn't that an exciting night in the cafe?

maggiemay

Aug 27 2005, 10:13 AM

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 27 2005, 10:05 AM)

Morning all.

Well, wasn't that an exciting night in the cafe?

yes - I'm waiting for it to appear on the news!
They didn't find anything, did they ???

300 smoothies taken in for questioning?
Following up rumours of a legless omelette?

Camera buried in garden - police say they have a lead?

It must be that hole that appeared in the floor - police are looking into it.

sbhoa

Aug 27 2005, 10:22 AM

QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 27 2005, 10:13 AM)

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 27 2005, 10:05 AM)

Morning all.

Well, wasn't that an exciting night in the cafe?

Think there may have been a lead from the camera but the memory card was a bit chewed.

maggiemay

Aug 27 2005, 10:24 AM

ok - cue my favourite police joke - credit to the two Ronnies for this ...

A cement mixer has been in collision with a prison van on the Kingston bypass.
Police are looking for 16 hardened criminals.

sbhoa

Aug 27 2005, 10:26 AM

As my husband says when he wants to use the computer...
'Shouldn't you be doing some practice?'

maggiemay

Aug 27 2005, 10:33 AM

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 27 2005, 10:26 AM)

As my husband says when he wants to use the computer...
'Shouldn't you be doing some practice?'

actually what I should be doing is packing!

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Aug 27 2005, 10:46 AM

<screams and runs away!> not before i nick a smoothie!

sbhoa

Aug 27 2005, 11:10 AM

hmm.... do we need to start employing bouncers in here?

YetAnotherPianist

Aug 27 2005, 11:12 AM

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 27 2005, 12:10 PM)

hmm.... do we need to start employing bouncers in here?

AP's quite good at trampolining

crazy_purple_piano_freak

Aug 27 2005, 11:15 AM

Employees Hired:

Management
- 1 Manager: Wobby
- 1 Substitutional Manager: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Secondary Substiutional Manager: Car Expert
- 1 Recruitment Officer: Car Expert
- 1 Administrator: Bob [Car Expert's Penguin]

Economy & Health
- 1 Advertiser: Rainbow
- 2 Accountants: Boo Radley + Purple Dolphin
- 1 Chiropodist: Crazy Cow
- 1 Plastic Surgeon: Teabag
- 1 Reflexologist: Noodle
- 1 Resident Doctor: Daisy
- 1 Therapeutical Hugger: Crazy Cow
- 2 Manicurists: Crazy Cow + MattD
- 2 Hairdressers: Crazy Cow + Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident First Aider: SuzyMac
- 1 Official Orthodontist: Talitha
- 1 Dentist: Noodelz

Food & Drink
- 1 Head Chef: Amber
- 2 Delicatessen Servers: FluteAndBassoon and Violin-Ann
- 9 Chefs: Car Expert, CrazyDudette22, Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak, Deborah, Princesa Siempre Vende, Purple Dolphin, S8535049, Trebor + Uberzoldat
- 1 Bartender: Hulk
- 1 Bartender Assistant: Purple Dolphin
- 1 Coffee Bar Specialist: Violin-Ann

Entertainment
- 1 Head Of Entertainment: Noodle
- 1 Krazy Klown; Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 1 Resident Organist: MrBouffant
- 1 Composer-in-Residence: Zauberfaggot
- 5 Entertainers: Archie [Janexxx's Dog], Janexxx, Keys, Oddball + Saxophonist
- 1 Cabaret Singer: Jazzywench
- 1 Conductor: violin-ann
<!17 Musicians: AnotherPianist, Bb Clarinet, Cecilia, FluteAndBassoon, GoneChopinBachSoon, Keys, Neil.Clarinet, Oddball, PianoEmma, Rainbow, Sarah-Flute, SaxLover, Saxophonist, S8535049, SL123451, YetAnotherPianist + melody maker!>
- 1 Potnoodle Hornplayer: Jonscott14

Customer & Hygiene
- 1 Chauffeur: Boo Radley
- 1 Valet Parking Guy: Car Expert
- 1 Door Opener: Rosie_piano_cello
- 1 Walking Dictionary: Car Expert
- 1 Weather Girl: Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak
- 4 Interpretors: Bb Clarinet, Hulk, Sl123451 + july(for German speaking countries!)
- 5 Security Guards: Hulk, Noodelz, Noodle, Saxophonist + Uberzoldat
- 6 Wai[ters/resses]: Bb Clarinet, Crazy Cow, Puff Cat, Sl123451, Symphony+ Uberzoldat
- 1 Mad Scientist: Zauberfaggot
- 1 Head Of Cleaning Staff: Andante_In_C
<! 1 Cleaner: Simba [Sl123451's dog]!> [Need 5 Total]
- 1 Official Guest: July

Media & Self-Improvement
- 1 Health & Safety Inspector Socialiser: Sax_Girl
- 1 Restaurant Critic: Sbhoa
<!5 Professional Diners: Nicki_Flute, MaggieMay, Rainbow,Tinkleing_The_Ivories [Vegetarian + SaxLover!>
- 1 Fortune Teller: CrazyDudette22
- 1 Dancing Instructor: SaxLover
- 1 Theory Teacher: SaxLover
- 1 Spokesman: Noodelz
- 1 Lawyer: Trellis

Other
- 1 Partri-idge In A Pear Tree; Katyjay

TOTAL HIRED = 101

Employees Required:

Customer & Hygiene
- 4 Cleaners
- 4 Bouncers!
TOTAL REQUIRED = 08

TOTAL JOBS = 109

Crazy_Purple_Piano_Freak

sbhoa

Aug 27 2005, 11:18 AM

QUOTE(YetAnotherPianist @ Aug 27 2005, 11:12 AM)

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 27 2005, 12:10 PM)

hmm.... do we need to start employing bouncers in here?

AP's quite good at trampolining

Saxophonist

Aug 27 2005, 11:27 AM

ah how ive missed that list! (whn does car expert get back?)

cecilia

Aug 27 2005, 12:20 PM

I want a job! I want a job! *camps out outside Cafe entrance*

purple dolphin

Aug 27 2005, 12:48 PM

What do you want to do?

Noodelz

Aug 27 2005, 12:56 PM

I know I'm a security guard but could I be the bouncer instead? We ain't had to much work just standing there watchng people get drunk.

noodle

Aug 27 2005, 01:06 PM

QUOTE(maggiemay @ Aug 27 2005, 11:13 AM)

QUOTE(sbhoa @ Aug 27 2005, 10:05 AM)

Morning all.

Well, wasn't that an exciting night in the cafe?

I missed the most exciting night in the cafe for ages!

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